bajo39 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2006 Well I got married at 21, and 1 year on I'm still very happy with my lovely wife. Annoying sometimes, but she is a woman after all so she can't help it. She cooks and cleans and always offers me petrol money so I can't complain. Whether I'll still feel like this in 50 years, god knows but I'd like to think so Why so early? She must be really hot... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wez 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2006 Why so early? She must be really hot... Maybe she refused to make Jem breakfast in bed till they got married? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jem of the Shire 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2006 She is hot of course, its almost impossible to explain cos it just sounds cliche and sounds like any other relationship, but obviously I know that its different - we clicked straight away (I met her in work few years ago), first got together on a drunken work night out and ended up at my place, but after that we started seeing each other and I just thought 'she's me but female!', our senses of humour are the same, we're both immature (in a funny way, not a stupid way), like all the same things like going away and taking walks on beaches, doing mushy stuff but also doing fun stuff like going in arcades and playing driving games. We moved in together after only about 3 months, everyone said that was stupid but it was great and we're still fine now. I guess I've just been very very lucky! And the wedding day was the best day of my life (followed closely by the day I went to castle combe and drove the hell out of a Formula Ford!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ykickamoocow 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2006 She is hot of course, its almost impossible to explain cos it just sounds cliche and sounds like any other relationship, but obviously I know that its different - we clicked straight away (I met her in work few years ago), first got together on a drunken work night out and ended up at my place, but after that we started seeing each other and I just thought 'she's me but female!', our senses of humour are the same, we're both immature (in a funny way, not a stupid way), like all the same things like going away and taking walks on beaches, doing mushy stuff but also doing fun stuff like going in arcades and playing driving games. We moved in together after only about 3 months, everyone said that was stupid but it was great and we're still fine now. I guess I've just been very very lucky! And the wedding day was the best day of my life (followed closely by the day I went to castle combe and drove the hell out of a Formula Ford!) So essentually your having sex with yourself. Do you imagine your self while your doing the deed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jem of the Shire 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2006 So essentually your having sex with yourself. Do you imagine your self while your doing the deed. Well I don't have to imagine myself cos I am me, if u get me. I mean personality-wise she's a female version of me! She even watches F1 with me and takes an interest and learns who is who! JPM was her fave driver cos of his fluffy hair, and cos he has a very cute son Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ykickamoocow 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2006 Well I don't have to imagine myself cos I am me, if u get me. I mean personality-wise she's a female version of me! She even watches F1 with me and takes an interest and learns who is who!JPM was her fave driver cos of his fluffy hair, and cos he has a very cute son DUMP HER. Dump her as fast as you can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jem of the Shire 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2006 DUMP HER. Dump her as fast as you can. He was 1 of my favorite drivers too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ykickamoocow 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2006 He was 1 of my favorite drivers too! Oh God. Thats like admitting you like molesting 12 year old boys. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bajo39 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2006 DUMP HER. Dump her as fast as you can. Do it now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jem of the Shire 0 Report post Posted September 18, 2006 She liked him cos he was funny and had fluffy hair. She is entitled to her opinion! I liked him cos he was funny and cos he raced his bollocks off every race, although admittedly pushing it too far a lot of the time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 Just got home from a business lunch that lasted 5 hours and many rums and cokes, had to take a cab and when I got home told the wife to pick up my truck, she isn't happy and I told her to ****-off as it was a deal worth 95k I'm hammered Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bajo39 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 Just got home from a business lunch that lasted 5 hours and many rums and cokes, had to take a cab and when I got home told the wife to pick up my truck, she isn't happy and I told her to ****-off as it was a deal worth 95k I'm hammered Good work, Bruce! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autumnpuma 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 She liked him cos he was funny and had fluffy hair. She is entitled to her opinion! I liked him cos he was funny and cos he raced his bollocks off every race, although admittedly pushing it too far a lot of the time So, is she also attracted to this man? Just got home from a business lunch that lasted 5 hours and many rums and cokes, had to take a cab and when I got home told the wife to pick up my truck, she isn't happy and I told her to ****-off as it was a deal worth 95k I'm hammered When she gets home, make sure you aren't the only one hammered tonight Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 Good work, Bruce! Damn straight, there is a nice 40k payday(proffit) on this job, i think she really hit the fan when I said 'blow me!' oh wellb ain't the first or last time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jem of the Shire 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 So, is she also attracted to this man? No she just likes his hair. OK well maybe she does fancy him but I don't care, Juan is a good lookin guy. She's getting her first ever car soon and she's already named it Juan, I'm serious! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 That's very strange. But it seems that a lot of women give names to their cars. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jem of the Shire 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 yeah, stupid freaks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ykickamoocow 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 That's very strange. But it seems that a lot of women give names to their cars. I know some girls who name their breasts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 I thought it was men who gave names to womens breasts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ykickamoocow 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 I thought it was men who gave names to womens breasts. Apparently women like to name their breasts too as i know several girls who have. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wez 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 Apparently women like to name their breasts too as i know several girls who have. Yes... Ive had my head stuck between two names I cant remember before..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irishfemalefan 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 Apparently women like to name their breasts too as i know several girls who have. good to see yet another topic slowly turns into an on-line ediiton of a lads mag round here seriously Lads- every bloody post these days is being turned quickly into smut - not that im a prude but its just getting a bit boring & tedious for me & i dare say a few other female posters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wez 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 Fair enough... Back to topic, Do you name your Cars Ms Ireland? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irishfemalefan 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 Fair enough... Back to topic, Do you name your Cars Ms Ireland? oops embarassinlgy enough i dont/cant drive well except drive people up the wall on occasion Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wez 0 Report post Posted September 19, 2006 oops embarassinlgy enough i dont/cant drive well except drive people up the wall on occasion Thats the way!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
