My Wife Called Me A Pig! Update!

[Jenson_Rules 0]

Seriously narain. Don't make bitchy comments like that as it just makes you look worse than you already do

[Jem of the Shire 0]

Oi, Wez is a really good guy, **** off narain! Just because you dont see eye to eye doesnt mean hes a prick like you does it?!

But comments like this make you look worse too! So lets all put down our weapons and talk nicely like gentlemen

[Wez 0]

Thanks Ben! I see NF comments on me at any possible opportunity, Im not sure whether I should be worried about this strange infatuation he has with me.

NF I only like WOMEN!

[Jenson_Rules 0]

[narain fan 0]

But comments like this make you look worse too! So lets all put down our weapons and talk nicely like gentlemen

it is WEZ who has made personal comments ,at every opportunity,for the past one year.he is the one who had a go "at INDIAN POSTERS" ,when the topic of discussion was actually narain karthikeyan,he is the one that made personal remarks against me when i made a comment against Alonso.he is the one who started an abusive thread with the sole purpose to insult me coz i had posted the facts about turkey '06.he is the one who sent PM'S to tf1 members against me,and thanked those who responded positively in his sig .he is the one who feels the need to thank J_R just coz he made an abusive post against me.he is the one who allies with every possible "option" aged 13-100(but they are just 4 members ,statistically.

so,now,he is the one who deserves to be thesecond member on the ignore list

oh and not to forget his flame baiting that caused a poster's account being suspended.

[Jenson_Rules 0]

Cav was going to end up getting suspended anyway sooner or later. Wez didn't do anything wrong.

[pumpdoc 2]

Ey up Pumpdoc! You can put it away all right - though I don't think it was the eating that spurred her comments on, it was simply the surplus wind. Y'see, women are just plain jealous that not only can we blokes more-or-less fart at will, but also that no matter what age we are, it's still the funniest sound in the world. Ever.

I would therefore class you as Top Banana, not a pig. Mind you, if you later went to bed and cut the cheese AND shoved your wiife's head under the sheets, then she might have reason to call you a pig. Just.

Oh, and following through is a no-no

Oh hell I do that all of the time hehehehehehe

[Wez 0]

Listen, You are the one mentioning race/nationality here!

Its not my fault that the two most painful & argumentative people on the entire site are from the same country, although since you mention it, I think the two of you could single handedly drop the amount of tourists to your country by 80% if you had more publicity!

Have a nice day anyway!

[pumpdoc 2]

Yep. Full marks for that. But why the salad? Spoils the steak.

Roughage mate roughage

[Jenson_Rules 0]

Jeuss pump you pig!

[Wez 0]

Ok, now lets get back to talking about whether my homeboy pump (or Doc as I call him during big drinking sessions) is a pig or not!

[Jenson_Rules 0]

All who think he's a pig raise ur hands!!!!!!!

[pumpdoc 2]

Someone said a few posts back that it is the American way to eat like this, but I put forth that we learned from our English/European forfathers how to feast properly

[Wez 0]

Ive had Portuguese & Italian girlfriends Pump, When you go to their house for Sunday lunch their mothers always bring out enough food to feed an entire army, and worse still if you say you full after 20 plates of pasta they take offense!

[Jem of the Shire 0]

yes pumpdoc is indeed a pig but theres no shame in it, we are but men, thus we are also pigs as we do fart and belch. Especially after a hearty meal of steak and ice cream!

[Wez 0]

yes pumpdoc is indeed a pig but theres no shame in it, we are but men, thus we are also pigs as we do fart and belch. Especially after a hearty meal of steak and ice cream!

The next feminist bone head I meet Im gonna give her you email Jem. I have no doubt you will have her back on the right path within the week!

[Jem of the Shire 0]

The next feminist bone head I meet Im gonna give her you email Jem. I have no doubt you will have her back on the right path within the week!

No problem. Theres not many more annoying things in life than a feminist bitch who thinks men are scum!

[irishfemalefan 0]

No problem. Theres not many more annoying things in life than a feminist bitch who thinks men are scum!

but sure most of you are

and pump as since you took hr out fot eh meal in the first place this equals out you being a pig

[Wez 0]

Not This bird has a Attitude!!! I like it though, dont stop luv!

[pumpdoc 2]

Ive had Portuguese & Italian girlfriends Pump, When you go to their house for Sunday lunch their mothers always bring out enough food to feed an entire army, and worse still if you say you full after 20 plates of pasta they take offense!

I've Portuguese relatives, dairy farmers and yes when the chow comes out there is enought to feed the nieghborhood, damn fine food also.........

[bajo39 0]

Yep. Full marks for that. But why the salad? Spoils the steak.

Indeed, especially consider that at most American restaurants salad can be substituted for something with flavour, like french fries

Ok, now lets get back to talking about whether my homeboy pump (or Doc as I call him during big drinking sessions) is a pig or not!

Of course he's a pig and I'm sure he's damned proud of that fact too! Good on 'em...

[Autumnpuma 0]

Ey up Pumpdoc! You can put it away all right - though I don't think it was the eating that spurred her comments on, it was simply the surplus wind. Y'see, women are just plain jealous that not only can we blokes more-or-less fart at will, but also that no matter what age we are, it's still the funniest sound in the world. Ever.

I would therefore class you as Top Banana, not a pig. Mind you, if you later went to bed and cut the cheese AND shoved your wiife's head under the sheets, then she might have reason to call you a pig. Just.

Oh, and following through is a no-no

Ah...the good old 'Dutch Oven' trick.....

[Medilloni 6]

Someone said a few posts back that it is the American way to eat like this, but I put forth that we learned from our English/European forfathers how to feast properly

Your history is spot on Pumpdoc.

'Tis also true that after a great meal round at the local Castle, it was damn fine manners to ignite one of your choicest trumps over a pile of logs (the wooden variety), thereby helping the innkeeper to keep the place snug and warm.

Allegedly, this impressed the damsels so much, that the mark of a man was judged by the depth of his fart - perhaps you should remind the missus what a catch you truly are.

Mind you. There was a dark side to all of this. If your farts were crisp, baritone, well defined eruptions - no problem. However, if they were like, well, a 'ffshhhfff' sound, then it was decreed you had your lost your virginity, and of course branded as a raving poof and shot.

[Autumnpuma 0]

Your history is spot on Pumpdoc.

'Tis also true that after a great meal round at the local Castle, it was damn fine manners to ignite one of your choicest trumps over a pile of logs (the wooden variety), thereby helping the innkeeper to keep the place snug and warm.

Allegedly, this impressed the damsels so much, that the mark of a man was judged by the depth of his fart - perhaps you should remind the missus what a catch you truly are.

Mind you. There was a dark side to all of this. If your farts were crisp, baritone, well defined eruptions - no problem. However, if they were like, well, a 'ffshhhfff' sound, then it was decreed you had your lost your virginity, and of course branded as a raving poof and shot.

[c21 0]

Here it is peeps, I got home from work today early and asked the little woman if she wanted to go out to eat, of course she said yes.

So we head over to our favorite steak house, now on the menue is the 'slab' 32ozs of choice rib-eye steak So I order up charred rare, so I eat my salad and my buttered black bread when the main course arrives

I procede to polish it off along with a generous helping of mashed potatoes and gravy, to wash all of this down I had 2 mugs(25ozs. each) of beer.

My wife said in a sarcastic tone "well are you done?" to which I replied "for now!"

Then we got home and I felt a pang for some desert Yes I dove into the freezer for some strawberry ice-cream and proceded to eat about a pint at which point she gave me that one-eyed look to which I both belched and farted to which she said "you are a f'n pig!!!"

I said "but you still love me" She then threw the dish towel at me and said "ha!"

Well am I a pig?

I love this thread!

I like your style!

And by the way, my girlfriend burps and farts more than I do! Im so proud