My Wife Called Me A Pig! Update!

[Medilloni 6]

good to see yet another topic slowly turns into an on-line ediiton of a lads mag round here seriously Lads- every bloody post these days is being turned quickly into smut - not that im a prude but its just getting a bit boring & tedious for me & i dare say a few other female posters

No offence Irishfemalefan, but I kinda thought this thread is going on exactly as it started, exactly what it says on the tin in fact. And just to keep everything fair, I'm sure the male users of the forum won't bat an eyelid if the female members start a thread that is the female equivalent.

Now there's a thought, what is the female equivalent of 'My wife called me a pig'?

Or should this be in the 'Man are smarter than women thread'?

[Kati 0]

Now there's a thought, what is the female equivalent of 'My wife called me a pig'?

Or should this be in the 'Man are smarter than women thread'?

Men can't call women 'pigs' cus men are smart enough to recognize they can be more disgusting than women... simply that...

Now back to the beggining, I think farting in front of your woman should be avoided if you sincerely don't want her to think you're a pig ... lol I actually don't think she farts in front of you... That's the difference within the both you you that made her call you a pig... But dont worry, being a pig generally doesn't break up relationships... can be changed

[pumpdoc 2]

Men can't call women 'pigs' cus men are smart enough to recognize they can be more disgusting than women... simply that...

Now back to the beggining, I think farting in front of your woman should be avoided if you sincerely don't want her to think you're a pig ... lol I actually don't think she farts in front of you... That's the difference within the both you you that made her call you a pig... But dont worry, being a pig generally doesn't break up relationships... can be changed

Are you kidding me? She can burn the hair out your nose The reason she called me a pig was the overall food intake of the day, my little toot was just the straw that broke the camels back

[Jem of the Shire 0]

Now back to the beggining, I think farting in front of your woman should be avoided if you sincerely don't want her to think you're a pig ... lol I actually don't think she farts in front of you... That's the difference within the both you you that made her call you a pig... But dont worry, being a pig generally doesn't break up relationships... can be changed

Nothing wrong with farting in front of each other. I fart nonstop, she just does 1 massive 1 in the morning and usually starts a mini-earthquake late at night. I just do lots of smaller ones throughout the day

[Kati 0]

Nothing wrong with farting in front of each other. I fart nonstop, she just does 1 massive 1 in the morning and usually starts a mini-earthquake late at night. I just do lots of smaller ones throughout the day

uuuugh!

[c21 0]

Are you kidding me? She can burn the hair out your nose The reason she called me a pig was the overall food intake of the day, my little toot was just the straw that broke the camels back

PS I know what you mean, Im glad it happens to other guys too!

[pumpdoc 2]

PS I know what you mean, Im glad it happens to other guys too!

My wife is no saint she has 'dutch ovened' me many a time and when I protest she says "payback is a bitch"

[Autumnpuma 0]

My wife is no saint she has 'dutch ovened' me many a time and when I protest she says "payback is a bitch"

[irishfemalefan 0]

No offence Irishfemalefan, but I kinda thought this thread is going on exactly as it started, exactly what it says on the tin in fact. And just to keep everything fair, I'm sure the male users of the forum won't bat an eyelid if the female members start a thread that is the female equivalent.

Now there's a thought, what is the female equivalent of 'My wife called me a pig'?

Or should this be in the 'Man are smarter than women thread'?

now if you were clever or female - oops thats right there the same thing - you would have read my post properly & noticed that it was not just this post that i was talking about!!! My point was that all posts in "the cafe" are now being turned into smut!! Given the title of this post i would have been stupid (or male) to complain about the discinteration of this 1 post - Si??

[monza gorilla 1]

Sweeping Generalisation Alert!!!

[irishfemalefan 0]

Sweeping Generalisation Alert!!!

forgive me today - i was out drinking c#cktails until 8am had 2 hours sleep & i have to teach at 6pm

[monza gorilla 1]

'tis all only joshing

c#cktails?? This move to Spain has had unforeseen side effects. I never had you pegged as a c#cktail drinker.

[irishfemalefan 0]

'tis all only joshing

c#cktails?? This move to Spain has had unforeseen side effects. I never had you pegged as a c#cktail drinker.

hmmm i do love my c#cktails - only difference is over here i can actually afford to buy them

found this excellent, tacky Polynesian c#cktail bar just down the road - i am already its best customer

[pumpdoc 2]

An Irish lush? now that's a generalsation

[cavallino 2]

good to see yet another topic slowly turns into an on-line ediiton of a lads mag round here

I agree it's very

*waits to be called a killjoy (or worse)

[Autumnpuma 0]

An Irish lush? now that's a generalsation

No, that's a fact.

[bajo39 0]

No, that's a fact.

Hrrmm, where can I find these, uhhm, ladies?

[Autumnpuma 0]

Hrrmm, where can I find these, uhhm, ladies?

Ireland. And there's one in Spain, so I hear

[bajo39 0]

Ireland.

You hear that, Bruce? You could pitch it as a golfing vacation to the woman

[pumpdoc 2]

You hear that, Bruce? You could pitch it as a golfing vacation to the woman

Yeah the problem is what's the up-side for her? meeting Irv the swerve?

Remember she's German born and bred

[bajo39 0]

Yeah the problem is what's the up-side for her? meeting Irv the swerve?

Remember she's German born and bred

What are you bringing her for? Caddies can't be that expensive over there

[pumpdoc 2]

What are you bringing her for? Caddies can't be that expensive over there

Dan I can traspe all over the North American land without a peep, but a trip to Europe and the lady puts the hammer down When I went to the European GP 3 years ago and went to the wWilliams sponsor diner and meet and greet she dressed to the 9's and even got catty remarks from JPM's wife, no she wouldn't even let me go across the pond without her.............

[bajo39 0]

Dan I can traspe all over the North American land without a peep, but a trip to Europe and the lady puts the hammer down When I went to the European GP 3 years ago and went to the wWilliams sponsor diner and meet and greet she dressed to the 9's and even got catty remarks from JPM's wife, no she wouldn't even let me go across the pond without her.............

We may need more detail on that...

[pumpdoc 2]

We may need more detail on that...

Ok, back in '03 my mom worked for H.P. and her name came up for F1 tix, she gave them to me and I chose the European Gp and made a vacation out of it so my wife could go back to her homeland etc.

Got to see much of Germany and as a bonus got to drive a 500+ hp AMG Hammer on the Autoban plus got to go round the old Nurburgring race course and got to visit Schumi's home of Kerper and visit the kart track that he used to rule.

Now for what you want to know, My wife who was 46 at the time layed out some big $'s for an evening gown

for the H.P. Williams Sponsor dinner and meet and greet, JPM's wife was talking to some Bavarian beautys and said something catty about my wifes backless and plunging neckline dress to the effect that it was very revealing and thought my wife showed a little to much(jealous maybe?) and they were talking in German not knowing my wife was fluent(I'm not at all), thinking that they were talking with impunaty my wife shot back in perfect German that she understood what they were saying and told them to eat $hit

[Autumnpuma 0]

Ok, back in '03 my mom worked for H.P. and her name came up for F1 tix, she gave them to me and I chose the European Gp and made a vacation out of it so my wife could go back to her homeland etc.

Got to see much of Germany and as a bonus got to drive a 500+ hp AMG Hammer on the Autoban plus got to go round the old Nurburgring race course and got to visit Schumi's home of Kerper and visit the kart track that he used to rule.

Now for what you want to know, My wife who was 46 at the time layed out some big $'s for an evening gown

for the H.P. Williams Sponsor dinner and meet and greet, JPM's wife was talking to some Bavarian beautys and said something catty about my wifes backless and plunging neckline dress to the effect that it was very revealing and thought my wife showed a little to much(jealous maybe?) and they were talking in German not knowing my wife was fluent(I'm not at all), thinking that they were talking with impunaty my wife shot back in perfect German that she understood what they were saying and told them to eat $hit

Considering Connie Montoya has the chest of a boy, I would say a bit of jealousy!