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Max Mosley

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Ben, one excellent way to get yourself back on track is to chuck your University plans in the bin and go find a racing school.

Stop idolizing Jenson Button and be Button. :D

Thats the Way!!!

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I have wednesdays off, so plenty of time to recover from any kind of hangover, which i dont have so yay!

And anyway my studies really are not suffering. I don't go out unless all my work, preparation etc is complete. I go out at 9/10 pm ish and basically i dont drink anything before then cos Im doing my work.

Im already preparing for tomorrows seminar and done an hour for it already. No need to worry bout my academic studies!

I wish i would stop being so open about what Ive been getting up to though!

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my current alcohol collection...

I was going to say you have some pretty fruity looking drinks in that collection but then, that makes sense, doesn't it?

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:lol: unfortunantly im limited to cheapish drinks due to the whole students dont have money thing. I have 3 bottles of smirnoff vodka (2 3/4 drunk!), 1 red square bottle, 2 archers aqua, 4 bottles of corona left and a bottle of rose!

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:lol: unfortunantly im limited to cheapish drinks due to the whole students dont have money thing. I have 3 bottles of smirnoff vodka (2 3/4 drunk!), 1 red square bottle, 2 archers aqua, 4 bottles of corona left and a bottle of rose!

If you're short on money, your local grocer should have some decent cooking sherry if not a passable white as well. Failing that, I understand from the minty-breathed natives at the shelter that Listerine is also quite effective. Of course, if you play cute at the bar, shouldn't hopeful buggers be buying you drinks?

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Um, sherry tastes disgusting, I have listerine anyway for mouthwash (like its meant to be used!) and I'm quite happy with my drinks i have thank you, though i wouldnt mind some magners irish cider, i tried it the other day and it was yum yum yum!

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I wish i would stop being so open about what Ive been getting up to though!

Dont worry Ben, recently I gave one of my mates hot sisters a "Jolly Good Rogering"...

Whats the big deal??? (Sadly he didnt see it that way when he finally found out :unsure: )

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[quote name='Wez' post='149548' date='Oct 25 2006, 09:57 AM']Dont worry Ben, recently I gave one of my mates hot sisters a "Jolly Good Rogering"...
Whats the big deal??? (Sadly he didnt see it that way when he finally found out :unsure: )[/quote]
:lol:

Rogering is the same as buggering? If so, I can understand why he was upset. In fact, regardless of how you did her, I can understand why he was upset. By the way, how old was she and how old are you?

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:lol:

Rogering is the same as buggering? If so, I can understand why he was upset. In fact, regardless of how you did her, I can understand why he was upset. By the way, how old was she and how old are you?

The same as a good shag... :lol:

She was only 2 years younger than me, and most def legal if thats what you asking...

To be fair I wasn't really at fault... I had had a lot to drink & she came onto me... What drunk guy is gonna turn that sh!t down?

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The same as a good shag... :lol:

She was only 2 years younger than me, and most def legal if thats what you asking...

To be fair I wasn't really at fault... I had had a lot to drink & she came onto me... What drunk guy is gonna turn that sh!t down?

Right, when you're drunk, you cannot possibly be held accountable for your sexual conduct. And if the woman comes onto you, well, nobody would blame you regardless of alcohol intake. Now, if on the otherhand you plied her with booze and did her for bragging rights as I suspect you did... then you deserve to be held to account. Your friend, in this case, would be entitled to your mother on no less than three occasions.

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Nope you wrong... Why so defensive? You have a younger sister?

Believe me Bajo It wasn't for bragging rights (and I was a lot more p1ssed than her). Although looking back it is hard to regret it...

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Nope you wrong... Why so defensive? You have a younger sister?

Believe me Bajo It wasn't for bragging rights (and I was a lot more p1ssed than her). Although looking back it is hard to regret it...

I do have a younger sister but thankfuly none of my friends have done her. In fact, I don't know anyone who has and thank God for that! Anyway, I'm just kidding about you plying her with booze and so on although the first part of what I said I do believe: men simply cannot be hald accountable for their sexual conduct - to do so would be grossly unfair. We are physiologically incapable of fidelity.

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Well I went to my mates flat 5 hours ago and I have returned at 2 am completely sober. This may come as a shock to you all (it's shocked me) but I'm the 1 who has been laughing at the drunks and not been laughed at. How great :lol:

Gonna get wrecked on friday though as our halloween night.

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Well I went to my mates flat 5 hours ago and I have returned at 2 am completely sober. This may come as a shock to you all (it's shocked me) but I'm the 1 who has been laughing at the drunks and not been laughed at. How great :lol:

Gonna get wrecked on friday though as our halloween night.

:thbup:

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Anyway, I'm just kidding about you plying her with booze and so on although the first part of what I said I do believe: men simply cannot be hald accountable for their sexual conduct - to do so would be grossly unfair. We are physiologically incapable of fidelity.

Thanks Bajo, I knew you would understand...

The worst is she gave me a call recently asking me to go out 'partying' with her...

I said no since my friendship with her brother wouldnt take any more, but wow it was a bloody tough decision! Im a sucker for hot women I guess!

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:lol::lol:

Coming from you, that emoticon looks really suggestive and gay...

I'm having a 'Crying Game' moment..........

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