AutoRacer5 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 Don't you go to parties? Don't give me any BS about not knowing any girls or them not putting out. This is what you do: bring a big bottle of booze, like a 26er minimum, and walk around offering shots to any girl that you fancy. Keep touring the party and pouring shots until you find a girl that you strike a chord with. Feed her about four shots and don't let her out of your sight until that booze sets in. When she's nice and drunk, seperate her from her friends by suggesting that you "go somewhere and talk" or "go get some air, have a smoke" or whatever. Once you have her alone, you know what to do As to you not knowing how to perform properly - don't worry, it comes with experience... I don't go to parties because I'm not invited to them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 well i only did it once (after drinking) but I ended up marrying her so i guess its ok Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 It is. AR comes from Louisianna where deep religious devotion is the rule rather than the exception...Don't you go to parties? Don't give me any BS about not knowing any girls or them not putting out. This is what you do: bring a big bottle of booze, like a 26er minimum, and walk around offering shots to any girl that you fancy. Keep touring the party and pouring shots until you find a girl that you strike a chord with. Feed her about four shots and don't let her out of your sight until that booze sets in. When she's nice and drunk, seperate her from her friends by suggesting that you "go somewhere and talk" or "go get some air, have a smoke" or whatever. Once you have her alone, you know what to do As to you not knowing how to perform properly - don't worry, it comes with experience... Great plan of attack there Dan. My advice would be go out, chat to a lass whos on her own at the bar, offer to buy her a drink, pretend you interested then usually success follows. Its quite easy to do too, much more effective than the chat up line i used to use. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bajo39 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 I don't go to parties because I'm not invited to them. If you show up at a party with two bottles of booze in your hand, nobody's going to refuse you entry, not at your age anyway. But, even setting aside the private parties, there are other ways of combining your booze with women. Can you get into bars? Does your highschool have open-invitation parties or any social events like that, maybe dances? You gotta give me something to work with... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 Presumably its a bit harder in the US, what with their puritanical alcohol laws. Bars must be tricky so maybe parties at friends' houses would be best, where beer etc should be readily available. Maybe work on getting to know your class mates who do this often? You only need to know one of them even vaguely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bajo39 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 Great plan of attack there Dan.My advice would be go out, chat to a lass whos on her own at the bar, offer to buy her a drink, pretend you interested then usually success follows. Its quite easy to do too, much more effective than the chat up line i used to use. I have a lot of valuable experience to draw upon from a good ten years of being 'single and looking' including two where I lived with my girlfriend at the time As to your suggested plan - it would work but it would be expensive. Buying drinks for girls has only gotten me laid once in my ten years of trying but having other guys buy girls drinks has gotten me laid plenty. You see what I mean? Buying a girl a drink is a closing move that should only be done when you're reasonably certain you're taking the girl home but need to give her that final 'push' over the edge. Let the other guys in the bar but her the drinks that get her there all night and you buy her the final one at 3am.... Maybe work on getting to know your class mates who do this often? You only need to know one of them even vaguely. That would be ideal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 why does the US have such strict alcohol laws? all seems a bit stupid to me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bajo39 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 why does the US have such strict alcohol laws? all seems a bit stupid to me! Don't get me started... Suffice it to say that politicians in the US must appeal to the masses who demand a puritanical sense of morality be applied to law. even if it is entirely superficial in effect. For example, as it relates to alcohol consumption, I expect just as much alcohol is consumed by minors in the US as in Canada (and that is to say nothing of the drugs that partially substitute) only it is procured and consumed in a rather less safe fashion by minors there because it is illegal and hence underground. Yet, on a superficial basis, Americans are in the moral 'right' by legislating protection of their minors from the perceived evils of alcohol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 I first got drunk aged 14, 4 years younger than english law allows. I'm in University studying Law with the aim to acheive a 1st or 2.1 degree, and I will. Thus this proves alcohol does not destroy any hope of a good life you have. If you get me, I'm basically saying it isnt alcohol thats the problem. Also look at countries such as Italy where the age is 16. They don't have many alcohol problems and binge drinking because in their culture children have a glass of wine with their dinner, they have already tried it and thus the desire to do something illegal is now almost completely gone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 why does the US have such strict alcohol laws? all seems a bit stupid to me! In short, its all a bit American. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bajo39 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 I first got drunk aged 14, 4 years younger than english law allows. I'm in University studying Law with the aim to acheive a 1st or 2.1 degree, and I will. Thus this proves alcohol does not destroy any hope of a good life you have. You'll make a fine lawyer some day Ben, but that day has not yet come Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wez 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 why does the US have such strict alcohol laws? all seems a bit stupid to me! You can drive at 16, become a pornstar at 18 but only drink at 21... Crazy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bajo39 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 You can drive at 16, become a pornstar at 18 but only drink at 21... Crazy! You can join the army, go kill and be killed for your country before you can drink also - how about that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 Yep. Thats gratitude for you. Thanks for saving our country - have some mineral water on the house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 dispiccable! oh i also gotvery drunk onvod ka and malibu Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bajo39 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 dispiccable!i got sucked off by sum guy in the toilets tonight was great! oh i also gotvery drunk onvod ka and malibu Is that a joke or are you making a serious confession? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 read back a few pages, you may learn i dont only go for women! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 Ah Dan will soon understand the title of this thread! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 Anyway im sobering up nicely now. I dont want another hangover and i dont have lectures or ought tomo so im staying up till i sober up, drinking lots of water then going to sleep so tomorrow i dont have another Sh#t hangover! Plan or what! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ykickamoocow 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 Anyway im sobering up nicely now. I dont want another hangover and i dont have lectures or ought tomo so im staying up till i sober up, drinking lots of water then going to sleep so tomorrow i dont have another Sh#t hangover! Plan or what! Well ive got my HSC business studies exam tomorrow and instead of studing i am on this forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 tut tut tut, ykick, do your studying, it will be beneficial in the long run! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bajo39 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 read back a few pages, you may learn i dont only go for women! Oh dear, Ben... I've gone back and read the thread in its entirity. You really are at grave risk of developing a serious drinking problem, or intensifying the problem you already have, as the case may be. It's hard to imagine a more vulnerable demographic than the one of which you are a member, ie, a bi-sexual male teenager in his first year away from home at university, and you shouldn't under-estimate the consequences to your academic career and especially your mental and physical health. You really ought to seek help now before it gets worse. Although we enjoy hearing of your crazed antics, we don't want to hear of your demise in the near future. Please get help, for our sake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autumnpuma 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 Ben, one excellent way to get yourself back on track is to chuck your University plans in the bin and go find a racing school. Stop idolizing Jenson Button and be Button. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jem of the Shire 0 Report post Posted October 25, 2006 i got sucked off by sum guy in the toilets tonight was great! Lets not share that kind of info in future - I dont want images in my head of man on man action, but good for u all the same Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
