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He Done Blowed-up!!
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 06:41 AM
Don't rest in peace, Bruce. Raise Hell.
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 08:13 AM
Are you talking about Montoya starting off his Nascar career with... how should we say it... A BANG!
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 10:33 AM
Kimi Raikkonen: It is the same thing that I said before. I have no interest in driving for a bad team next year. If I race here, I always try to finish as high as I can. I don't need anything to motivate me. If I drive, I drive to do my best and that is it.
jemstride:
"I get the feeling that Alonso fans tend to heap over-praise on Alonso and bring down Kimi whenever they can, with mere theories and unjustified statements."
I just always end up disagreeing with you guys because of all the huge exaggerations, myths, theories & unjustified statements
Lewis Hamilton:
I never go with expectations, I go with a target. That is to be at the front, and the ultimate aim to win, which is the mentality I have always gone racing with.
You've got to be on the limit all the time - and I love that, because that's how I love to race.
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 10:46 AM
well, the heat must have made him lose some pounds... isn't this how sauna works?
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 10:46 AM
Reading: other peoples posts
Listening to: Cracker - Kerosene Hat
Dig that jive, Jack. Put it in your pocket, and don't look back.
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Dig that jive, Jack. Put it in your pocket, and don't look back.
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 12:10 PM
Katy H., on Nov 21 2006, 10:46 AM, said:
well, the heat must have made him lose some pounds... isn't this how sauna works?
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 01:17 PM
[quote name='Katy H.' date='Nov 21 2006, 11:46 AM' post='157171']
well, the heat must have made him lose some pounds... isn't this how sauna works?
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In F1, I like statistics, they never lie.
[u]Juan Pablo Montoya[/u]
Starts 95
Points 307
GP win 7
Pole 13
Fastest laps 12
Podiums 30
[u]Nick Heidfeld[/u]
Starts 117
Points 79
GP win 0
Pole 1
Fastest laps 0
Podiums 5
After reading these statistics I can see only one solution for NH if he wants to get near Montoya as a driver... He needs to eat a lot more of hamburgers.
well, the heat must have made him lose some pounds... isn't this how sauna works?
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In F1, I like statistics, they never lie.
[u]Juan Pablo Montoya[/u]
Starts 95
Points 307
GP win 7
Pole 13
Fastest laps 12
Podiums 30
[u]Nick Heidfeld[/u]
Starts 117
Points 79
GP win 0
Pole 1
Fastest laps 0
Podiums 5
After reading these statistics I can see only one solution for NH if he wants to get near Montoya as a driver... He needs to eat a lot more of hamburgers.
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 01:24 PM
All the fire in the world ain't 'nuff to melt JPM's adipose.
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 05:24 PM
@ abbas_gear: Dunno... I know nothin' about saunas, my country is too hot to have them 
@ Chris: All I gotta say Chris is that you're really strange... LOL
Then Murray comes and says I always compare people to Nick... SEE: HE BEGAN IT!
Montoya is not only fatter but he is taller. This makes him MUCH FATTER than Nick. Anyways, Nick's hobby is eating... But my poor baby can't be like Montoya...
Analyzing yr info, I could notice that Montoya's fastest laps were probably achieved on some hill tracks, where his overweight helps him going down with the car. THIS IS AGAINST THE RULES, I think. If it's not, it should be!
@ Chris: All I gotta say Chris is that you're really strange... LOL
Then Murray comes and says I always compare people to Nick... SEE: HE BEGAN IT!
Montoya is not only fatter but he is taller. This makes him MUCH FATTER than Nick. Anyways, Nick's hobby is eating... But my poor baby can't be like Montoya...
Analyzing yr info, I could notice that Montoya's fastest laps were probably achieved on some hill tracks, where his overweight helps him going down with the car. THIS IS AGAINST THE RULES, I think. If it's not, it should be!
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Posted 21 November 2006 - 11:50 PM
Katy H., on Nov 21 2006, 05:24 PM, said:
Then Murray comes and says I always compare people to Nick... SEE: HE BEGAN IT!
Chris Strange esq. said:
After reading these statistics I can see only one solution for NH if he wants to get near Montoya as a driver... He needs to eat a lot more of hamburgers.
Schumikonen, on Nov 21 2006, 10:33 AM, said:
Edited by Murray Walker, 21 November 2006 - 11:52 PM.
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That's the key to a freedom that I'll never understand.
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That's the key to a freedom that I'll never understand.
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 02:13 AM
Maybe montoya ate loads of beans for the GP's and used the farts to speed up the car
To be fair to nick though, he has spent most of his career in mid-pack cars
Edited by Shane2, 22 November 2006 - 02:14 AM.
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 03:21 AM
For a large-ish guy, Monty sure got out of that car very, very fast! Truth to tell, he did a decent job. Most rookies from other racing disciplines do much worse when thrown into NASCAR. Ryan Newman initiated ol' Monty pretty good....now lets see if Monty can give as good as he gets.......................
Don't rest in peace, Bruce. Raise Hell.
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Give me a roof over my head, some food to eat and a fast car. That's all I need.
That's all I'll ever need.
----Robert Kubica
"Gilles was the last great driver. The rest of us are just a bunch of good professionals."
----Alain Prost
The only true sports are motor racing and mountain climbing; everything else is just a game.
TF1 Blogs: be afraid, be very, very afraid..........
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Give me a roof over my head, some food to eat and a fast car. That's all I need.
That's all I'll ever need.
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"Gilles was the last great driver. The rest of us are just a bunch of good professionals."
----Alain Prost
The only true sports are motor racing and mountain climbing; everything else is just a game.
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 10:14 AM
Shane2, on Nov 21 2006, 09:13 PM, said:
Maybe montoya ate loads of beans for the GP's and used the farts to speed up the car
To be fair to nick though, he has spent most of his career in mid-pack cars
I like beans and I eat them a lot but my car doesn't speed up.
Montoya is not only fatter his is faster than nick too.
Kimi Raikkonen: It is the same thing that I said before. I have no interest in driving for a bad team next year. If I race here, I always try to finish as high as I can. I don't need anything to motivate me. If I drive, I drive to do my best and that is it.
jemstride:
"I get the feeling that Alonso fans tend to heap over-praise on Alonso and bring down Kimi whenever they can, with mere theories and unjustified statements."
I just always end up disagreeing with you guys because of all the huge exaggerations, myths, theories & unjustified statements
Lewis Hamilton:
I never go with expectations, I go with a target. That is to be at the front, and the ultimate aim to win, which is the mentality I have always gone racing with.
You've got to be on the limit all the time - and I love that, because that's how I love to race.
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 10:47 AM
Murray Walker, on Nov 21 2006, 11:50 PM, said:
I heard Monty has hamburgers for breakfast so super-sized he could fit icle Nick in them. "So thats a Big Mac with extra Nick and fries please. Oh yeah that extra Nick is finger-lickin tasty. Whoa there not too much of him though! The little blighter really packs a kick"
hahahahahahaha
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 12:32 PM
Katy H., on Nov 21 2006, 06:24 PM, said:
@ Chris: All I gotta say Chris is that you're really strange... LOL
Yeah I am, but I was pointing out that if NH wants to level up with Monty he has serious work to do. Montoya is surely fatter than Nick but he smashed him all the same, hence the statistics.
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 01:13 PM
Autumnpuma, on Nov 22 2006, 03:21 AM, said:
For a large-ish guy, Monty sure got out of that car very, very fast! Truth to tell, he did a decent job. Most rookies from other racing disciplines do much worse when thrown into NASCAR. Ryan Newman initiated ol' Monty pretty good....now lets see if Monty can give as good as he gets.......................
To be a willing slave of a loving God's commands,
That's the key to a freedom that I'll never understand.
--Shad K., biggest thing out of Canada since Pamela's double Ds.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream.
--Mark Twain (1835-1910)
That's the key to a freedom that I'll never understand.
--Shad K., biggest thing out of Canada since Pamela's double Ds.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream.
--Mark Twain (1835-1910)
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 01:15 PM
Murray Walker, on Nov 22 2006, 01:13 PM, said:
Yeah I always expected him to do well. He has a lot of talent, just not enough dedication for F1.
We've yet to see if he has enough dedication for NASCAR.
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 02:26 PM
Indeed. It will actually make for an interesting spectacle I feel.
To be a willing slave of a loving God's commands,
That's the key to a freedom that I'll never understand.
--Shad K., biggest thing out of Canada since Pamela's double Ds.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream.
--Mark Twain (1835-1910)
That's the key to a freedom that I'll never understand.
--Shad K., biggest thing out of Canada since Pamela's double Ds.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream.
--Mark Twain (1835-1910)
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 02:35 PM
Chris Strange, on Nov 22 2006, 12:32 PM, said:
Yeah I am, but I was pointing out that if NH wants to level up with Monty he has serious work to do. Montoya is surely fatter than Nick but he smashed him all the same, hence the statistics.
Nick doesn't want to be a montoya... If he wants, I won't love him anymore
*LOL*Murray Walker, on Nov 22 2006, 01:13 PM, said:
Yeah I always expected him to do well. He has a lot of talent, just not enough dedication for F1.
wonder y he doesn't have enough dedication... he has plenty of space avaiable for it...
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Posted 22 November 2006 - 02:44 PM
Any guy with that much excess personal space is probably lacking in dedication I feel 
To be a willing slave of a loving God's commands,
That's the key to a freedom that I'll never understand.
--Shad K., biggest thing out of Canada since Pamela's double Ds.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream.
--Mark Twain (1835-1910)
That's the key to a freedom that I'll never understand.
--Shad K., biggest thing out of Canada since Pamela's double Ds.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream.
--Mark Twain (1835-1910)
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