Grabthaw the Hammerslayer

Oh! You mean porn websites. Right. Gottit.

Ah its the dog's doodahs - fastest growing soft drink in the world, tastes sweet and fruity but unlike any fruit you would recognise in UK. Contains guaranine a natural form of caffeine which is much better for you. Worth a try if you can find it, but get Antarctica brand as this is the best.

Sadly I can't eat fast food as I am a coeliac and its full of gluten... Love guarana though (Antarctica, of course). Our local Tescos does not do it One of the best meals I have ever had was a churrascaria in Sao Paolo (can't remember where - man it was amazing).... oh and the cassava fries... yum... (although I did get food poisoning in a shellfish restaurant in Recife - I should have known better really )

Careful, you'll get Dribs all excited

Good reasons! However, whilst our fast food tastes better, your normal food tastes better than ours! and you have guarana My mother is a pain in the a** too, can I send her to Brazil as well?

Cool! How come you are moving to UK? I'd much rather be in Brazil!!!

You know, I knew I was asking for trouble when I wrote that <slaps head>. When you say mini him do you mean him?

Not a lot, Andres got balder, Paul is still serving his time in prison and rumour has it that Dribs has a mini-me now.

Oooh ooh is this a new forum game.... which member isn't another person? Well, Andres isn't Kati - I've seen the pictures, they do not lie. Cav is definitely not Maure, unless there is someone with serious schizophrenia problem... And I? I am not Steph. I am not 26 stone, I do not name my cutlery, nor do eat whole chickens.....

You're all Eric - I tell you!! Apart from forum member: Eric, who's real name is Daphne, a 54 year old, divorced, nymphomaniac housewife from Brooklyn....

You can't be as that was definitely a 2008 spec rear wing

You forgot the global warning, guns and religion threads

How's the hamster?

Welcome newbies. Hope you stay around longer than some (remember Fart, I mean Ferret? Anyone)

Ooh Elgo you women are so fickle I thought you only had eyes for me Just the eyes, of course and the rest of your body parts are Andres'

....or are you really Betty Boop and Medilloni is a fake persona???....

Nice one Meds. We have a collective knob?? Even knowing your true identity, you will probably still get some offers lol So, you like representing yourself as a young woman? Hmmm Freud would have a field-day... This place is getting weirder - what with dying and resurrecting Erics, blokes cross-dressing, 25 year olds who are really minors - what next?

Oh no, don't tell him that - he'll get all big headed, unless these many women are the 400Kg members of the Russian shot-putting team with hairy armpits, in which case please post photos so Andres can ogle them...

No I did not say "hung like donkeys"

As long as none of them are about donkeys