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Everything posted by dribbler

  1. It's painful enough being alive whilst only most people are stupid. I want to be long gone by the time everyone is.

    1. HandyNZL


      It can only get worse from here.

    2. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      Don't fight it. It only makes it worse.

    3. HandyNZL


      Surely you mean worserer?

  2. 'Use By' date + 21st December = Mayanais.

  3. Welcome back Kati. Love from me, and mini me. xx
  4. The London shop name implied I could go in and discuss the ongoing BBC saga regarding a well known presenter. Sadly, I found they only make expensive suits.

    1. LabradoRacer


      Had a row with them?

    2. monza gorilla

      monza gorilla

      Really? The one I went into told me he was an estate agent.

  5. Note to Nico; start thinking of excuses now.

    1. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      Actually, my first concern if I was Nico would be to wear a T-Shirt with a big sign saying "I AM NICO, NOT NICOLE!!"

      Just in case.

  6. Welcome. Now say something really stupid that will spark some feisty debate during this 'oh so quiet' lull. If you can't think of anything stupid to say,then you clearly suck and probably blow goats.
  7. Welcome. I do not like team orders in essence, but I aceept they are necessary in certain situations by virue of F1 being a team sport. For example, let us imagine there is an instruction for a driver to move over in order for a team mate to win the driver championship. The team mate has no mathematical possibility of winning. Are you against team orders in this scenario?
  8. Shut it, or I'll send Verstappen and Sutil 'round.

    1. Quiet One

      Quiet One

      Do that and I'll go Massa and smack your shoulder when you are on live TV. Don't think I won't do it because I will.

    2. Caesar


      it is better to go Kimi and get drunk

  9. Fripp trip.

    1. Kopite Girl

      Kopite Girl

      Frapp trap? I like Latte myself. Goes down a treat. :)

  10. HNY, you bunch of b#####ds.

    1. Caesar


      ahhh, it means happy new year. i thought you had issues with Horny New Yorkers.

  11. Mercedes Finance, I do believe you are stupid. Fine, Ingolstadt instead then

  12. Mercedes Finance, I do believe you are stupid. Fine, Ingolstadt instead then

  13. New car on tuesday....YAY!

  14. Marco. Nothing else. Absolutely gutted.

  15. RIP, Dan. From one Buckinghamshire man to another.

  16. My insanity has affected my ability to think with my left finger

  17. has run out of wine gums again

    1. Autumnpuma


      So go gum a wino, already.

  18. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre has just been re-written by Alan Bennett, called 'The Nantwich Leaf Blowing Kerfuffle'

  19. My sister is into beastiality........well I'll be a monkey's uncle.

    1. monza gorilla

      monza gorilla

      That's just boring. On the other hand, incest is only relatively boring. Necrophilia, of course, is just dead boring.

  20. Is calling. Can you hear? Give me a sign.

  21. Racing bikes is a wristy business. Enojy retirement, James.

  22. It's difficult to say what my wife does for a living. She sells seashells on the sea shore.

    1. Caesar


      and you believe her!? naive !

  23. I was wondering why a frisbee appears larger when it gets closer......and then it hit me.

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    2. AleHop


      But sometimes it gets larger when it gets closer......and then it doesn't hit you. The answer must be trickier than it looks.

    3. Caesar


      it is better to play with something safer,like throwing boomerang in the dark.

    4. monza gorilla

      monza gorilla

      I would have thought that ordinary meringues were safer.

  24. I was raised by my father. My mother left before I was born.

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