elgo 1 Report post Posted October 2, 2008 Must...wipe...tears... I've read all the posts again... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oli 1 Report post Posted October 2, 2008 I know a girl whose parents are from Gayville, SD. They are exactly as you'd expect- gun-toting hillbillies. I might be going there later this year so I'll take some pics and post them. American place names are great. I went to a town in New Mexico called "Truth Or Consequences". This town's self esteem was so low it renamed itself after a game show just to get on TV. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted October 2, 2008 I believe there's a place called "Lund" in Sweden. In Hindi slang, "lund" means penis. You remember Nikki Lauda? I remember I had a class mate called Suk Migi, he was from Mehalia, but he insisted us to call him Sukmigi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jez 0 Report post Posted October 2, 2008 This thread reminded me of a kid I went to primary school with here in Sydney years back. That's elementary school for yanks, not sure what it's called in the UK and elsewhere. Anyhoo his name was Fcukling Duck (edited for readability). Chinese fellow. His parents must've realized that his given name wouldn't make him any friends around here, so they changed it to Donald. Seriously Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted October 2, 2008 This thread reminded me of a kid I went to primary school with here in Sydney years back. That's elementary school for yanks, not sure what it's called in the UK and elsewhere. Anyhoo his name was Fcukling Duck (edited for readability). Chinese fellow. His parents must've realized that his given name wouldn't make him any friends around here, so they changed it to Donald. Seriously ****ling Donald? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 ****ling Donald? Thats why you don't have hair my friend! , cos you are just too smart! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jez 0 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 ****ling Donald? Thats why you don't have hair my friend! , cos you are just too smart! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 Nice and childish trick people would play years ago, telephone the pub, say it's an urgent message for your friend Michael Hunt - and can they please shout out if anyone has seen Mike Hunt...... (spelt as you'd hear it, and one word changed slightly>) "ANYONE SEEN MY CNUT? IT'S URGENT". Worked every time Trouble is, I had two mates at the time, one was called Mike Hocking and the other was Mike c#cking - and I'm serious - how the hell they got through the days of "my c#ckin" is admirable! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 Oh dear, it's Friday.... and found some more for your amusement Bollock, Sultan Kudarat, Philippines Bottom, Netherlands Antilles, Netherlands Antilles & Surry, North Carolina, United States Bum, Kutkashen, Azerbaijan Conception Bay, Newfoundland c#cks, Perranporth, Cornwall, United Kingdom Crap, Tirane, Albania Crotch Lake, Ontario, Canada Hmm, nice place to go diving Cum, Wanderlandia, Tocantins, Brazil Cumming, Georgia, United States Dump, Manchester, Jamaica Dyke, Inverness, Scotland, UK Erect, Randolph County, North Carolina, United States Feces de Abaixo (Lower Feces), Galiza, Spain Gash, Hormozgan, Iran Gisum, Yobe, Nigeria Gland, Switzerland Hooker, Oklahoma Kunt, Punjab, Pakistan Labia, Waremme, Liege, Belgium Meat Camp, North Carolina, United States WAH HEY!!! There you go Steph Nob End, Bolton, United Kingdom Poo, Asturias, Principado de Asturias, Spain Rim, Guera, Chad Ring, Ringville, Waterford, Ireland Sac City, Iowa, United States Semen, Jawa Timur, Indonesia Sh!t, Mazandaran, Iran Spurt, Oost-Vlanderen (Dendermonde, Hamme), Belgium Stiff, Bretagne (Finistere, Ouessant), France Sugar Tit, South Carolina, United States Tampon, Reunion, Reunion Tit, Vorkuta, Komi, Russia Urin, West New Britain, Papua New Guinea Vagina, Kurgan (Belozersky), Russia w#nkers Corner, Oregan, USA How could you EVER own up to living there? Again, from the heart of my bottom, I apologise for being childish. But to finish of this post I'd like to introduce you to http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/in...d/fartdrink.htm and most especially, http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/in...food/w#nker.htm Have a great Friday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 Cheers, Med Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elgo 1 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 Again, from the heart of my bottom, I apologise for being childish. But to finish of this post I'd like to introduce you to http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/in...d/fartdrink.htm and most especially, http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/in...food/w#nker.htmHave a great Friday Thanks,same for you!I'll have a fart in your honour! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 Thanks,same for you!I'll have a fart in your honour! Wish you were my wife Elgo, she objects when I share my fart with her in the mornings. EDIT: Come to think about it, I'll ask her if she prefers a w#nker instead of a fart, I'm sure she'd say yes And btw, the other link didn't work 'cos of the naughty word filter, put a letter 'a' where it's obvious! http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/in...food/w#nker.htm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elgo 1 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 Wish you were my wife Elgo, she objects when I share my fart with her in the mornings. You're generous to her and she objects.. Fart is the drink that can't decide whether it's a liquid or a gas. Itseems to be some kind of juice (fart juice?), but I don't think the manufacturers played their 'trump' when they named it. This is the first time I've ever 'got wind' of such a product, and if I ever get to taste it I'm sure it will 'blow me away'. I felt too tired to write another web page tonight, but I thought I'd just 'squeeze one out' when I found this in my inbox. Okay, I'll shut up now. Edit: yeah,I read it too...and some other ones...jussi pussi,craps,etc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 You're generous to her and she objects.. Edit: yeah,I read it too...and some other ones...jussi pussi,craps,etc Sadly, I really like that site. And by the style of writing I'd swear it was Paul And I nearly choked on 'Cream Collon'. Well, not literally. Yuk. http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/in...creamcollon.htm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 Sadly, I really like that site. And by the style of writing I'd swear it was Paul And I nearly choked on 'Cream Collon'. Well, not literally. Yuk. http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/in...creamcollon.htm I need to check this site out, but I daren't in work Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 I need to check this site out, but I daren't in work ...but this site is twice as bad good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 ...but this site is twice as bad good Very true, but it doesn't appear as bad from the outside Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 Medilloni, if Alfred Neuman were to join a forum, his avatar would be your face. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 Medilloni, if Alfred Neuman were to join a forum, his avatar would be your face. I am Alfred Neuman. Seriously, I like it 'cos I loved MAD, but most of all, "What, me worry?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikathegreat2 2 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 You remember Nikki Lauda?I remember I had a class mate called Suk Migi, he was from Mehalia, but he insisted us to call him Sukmigi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted October 3, 2008 Interesting car names! http://www.worldcarfans.com/9071031.012/mi...-design-at-sema Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
