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The Tf1 Race Report 2012 Thread

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Ok, so far we have:

1) Canada by Master Batracer or Eric, whichever sells me viagra online first.

2) Monaco will be reported from a KFC by George

3) Steve gets Monza, will get drunk in the middle and fall asleep before end of the race.

4) Tanita will write a report for food. She gets to do Melbourne unless Nathan steps up in whic case Tanita gets to Report the 2012 Donkey Rally Cup in Cordoba, Argentina.

5) Mike will do any race Lewis manages to finish. That shortens the list quite a bit but he still gets the Austin report, because, you know, he is all American and stuff and likes Tex Mex food.

6) Piotr will await for Kubica to be fit again, which is a convoluted way of saying "never"

Anybody else? Come on!

I find your lack of faith disturbing (>:cue in heavy breathing:<).

I'll tell you what- if Kubi actually has a practice with Ferrari in June, I'll report on that as a bonus.

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Seeing as my last name is Clark, I'd like to take Hockenheim. Got a few ideas about how I could play this one.

I thought we'd be nominating after we'd completed our race report?

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3) Steve gets Monza, will get drunk in the middle and fall asleep before end of the race.

Sounds like me in my late thirties.....

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Well, I am going to the Monaco Grand Prix this year, so I'd be happy to take that one I suppose!

Come on George, tell me you have extra tickets lying around...

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Come on George, tell me you have extra tickets lying around...

If I did, you'd be first on the list Brad man! I cannot wait to see Kimi, Alonso, Vettel, Button, Hulk, Perez, JEV, Ham and all the rest's technique through the barriers (although of course if Ham happens to be near Massa I'll make sure to stand back).

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If I did, you'd be first on the list Brad man! I cannot wait to see Kimi, Alonso, Vettel, Button, Hulk, Perez, JEV, Ham and all the rest's technique through the barriers (although of course if Ham happens to be near Massa I'll make sure to stand back).

It's gonna be fantastic man... enjoy it to the fullest!!!

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If I did, you'd be first on the list Brad man! I cannot wait to see Kimi, Alonso, Vettel, Button, Hulk, Perez, JEV, Ham and all the rest's technique through the barriers (although of course if Ham happens to be near Massa I'll make sure to stand back).

Ok, let me give you this little piece of advise because, even if I think you are as worthy as a worm's snot, I am the one who regards you highest in this forum :P

There's only one reason to watch a race live in Monaco, and that one is to watch the girls around the track in their yachts and their pools and whatnot. Other than that, if you really want to watch the cars and the drivers, go to bahrein, or hungaroring! You, sir, are wasting a precious ticket otherwise!

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Ok, let me give you this little piece of advise because, even if I think you are as worthy as a worm's snot, I am the one who regards you highest in this forum :P

There's only one reason to watch a race live in Monaco, and that one is to watch the girls around the track in their yachts and their pools and whatnot. Other than that, if you really want to watch the cars and the drivers, go to bahrein, or hungaroring! You, sir, are wasting a precious ticket otherwise!

Okay okay, you have convinced me to go to another race! I will send you my ticket immediately! But yes, I'm sure my focus will not just be on the cars :lol: The problem is, with my eyesight, Monaco is probably my best shot of actually seeing anything other than a colourful blur.

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George: Glasses = HD. The most wonderful sensation!

By the way, Andrés, you chose a great race for me (unless obviously a wild Aussie appears XD) because it's the only one I will be watching on TV for sure, back in Spain :D Otherwise I'm stuck in SKY Kingdom, thinking about raiding other people's houses at 6am just to watch F1 :lol:

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George walks into a bar. Literally because he couldn't see it ahahahahaha you know Yahoo! Answers says masturbation causes you to lose vision ahahahahahahahahhah.

I wear contact lenses. Drive about 60 miles/day (no idea what that is in kilograms or pounds sterling), glasses make driving even less pleasant than it already is.

The important part of race attendance is being able to hear and smell (unless you're sitting next to strangers).

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George walks into a bar. Literally because he couldn't see it ahahahahaha you know Yahoo! Answers says masturbation causes you to lose vision ahahahahahahahahhah.

I wear contact lenses. Drive about 60 miles/day (no idea what that is in kilograms or pounds sterling), glasses make driving even less pleasant than it already is.

The important part of race attendance is being able to hear and smell (unless you're sitting next to strangers).

It's kilometres, you non-educated yankee doodle dandee. And simply multiply miles by 1.6 to get kilometres...so 60miles = 96km.

You do know what multiplication is, don't you?

:P

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You do know what multiplication is, don't you?

:P

That's five syllables. His head has probably just exploded.

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It's kilometres, you non-educated yankee doodle dandee. And simply multiply miles by 1.6 to get kilometres...so 60miles = 96km.

You do know what multiplication is, don't you?

:P

:lol: Believe it or not I actually know what a kilometer is. I was hoping pounds sterling would give that away, but I guess you think that's a unit of distance. :P

That's five syllables. His head has probably just exploded.

:lol: Why do you think I like Massa? Easiest name for me.

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If I did, you'd be first on the list Brad man! I cannot wait to see Kimi, Alonso, Vettel, Button, Hulk, Perez, JEV, Ham and all the rest's technique through the barriers (although of course if Ham happens to be near Massa I'll make sure to stand back).

Nothing else like it George! You'll love it for sure. Been twice and it's awesome.

If you ask the concierge of your hotel to get you KFC, they'll do it! :lol:

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Ok, so far we have:

1) Canada by Master Batracer or Eric, whichever sells me viagra online first.

2) Monaco will be reported from a KFC by George

3) Steve gets Monza, will get drunk in the middle and fall asleep before end of the race.

4) Tanita will write a report for food. She gets to do Melbourne unless Nathan steps up in whic case Tanita gets to Report the 2012 Donkey Rally Cup in Cordoba, Argentina.

5) Mike will do any race Lewis manages to finish. That shortens the list quite a bit but he still gets the Austin report, because, you know, he is all American and stuff and likes Tex Mex food.

6) Piotr will await for Kubica to be fit again, which is a convoluted way of saying "never"

Anybody else? Come on!

Yeee Haww!

Sounds like me in my late thirties.....

:lol: Wait. What am I laughing at? Sounds like me, too....

Edited by Autumnpuma

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:lol: Believe it or not I actually know what a kilometer is. I was hoping pounds sterling would give that away, but I guess you think that's a unit of distance. :P

:bangin: Sarcasm is lost on the ironic.....

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I'll do whatever's left over. (Sounds like my early twenties....)

I wish I were that lucky when in my twenties...:m00p:

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I'll do whatever's left over. (Sounds like my early twenties....)

That's how I met Paul...

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George: Glasses = HD. The most wonderful sensation!

By the way, Andrés, you chose a great race for me (unless obviously a wild Aussie appears XD) because it's the only one I will be watching on TV for sure, back in Spain :D Otherwise I'm stuck in SKY Kingdom, thinking about raiding other people's houses at 6am just to watch F1 :lol:

HD? The most wonderful sensation?? :P Sounds like a very good pair of glasses you've got there! Nah, I have some, I just need to sort some slightly better ones for the race as these aren't quite powerful enough anymore. Certainly they don't give me anything like the most wonderful sensation! Also need some decent sunglasses, so I can look at Andrés' Monaco babes on the sly.

George walks into a bar. Literally because he couldn't see it ahahahahaha you know Yahoo! Answers says masturbation causes you to lose vision ahahahahahahahahhah.

I wear contact lenses. Drive about 60 miles/day (no idea what that is in kilograms or pounds sterling), glasses make driving even less pleasant than it already is.

The important part of race attendance is being able to hear and smell (unless you're sitting next to strangers).

:(

But Eric.. don't worry, I will definitely be smelling at the race (I am European after all).

Nothing else like it George! You'll love it for sure. Been twice and it's awesome.

If you ask the concierge of your hotel to get you KFC, they'll do it! :lol:

Cheers ears. Everyone says it's the one to go to, and thanks for the KFC-based advice!

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But Eric.. don't worry, I will definitely be smelling at the race (I am European after all).

:lol: You've figured out what really appeals to my sense of humor. Kudos to you.

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Who's updating the 'list'? Seeing as it's Quiet One's thread *cough* he should do it. Lazy bugger :P;)

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Who's updating the 'list'? Seeing as it's Quiet One's thread *cough* he should do it. Lazy bugger :P;)

Oh, yeah? You cucmber! Now you will have to do the China GP report as a punishment!

The Quiet One has spoken.

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I'll do India. Live. If it happens. And if this forum still has anyone around.

:lol: SOmething tells me it will be worth reading. As for the public, don't worry, as you can't see a few of us are like coc(k)roaches after a nuclear war.

Of course, some us us are just like coc(k)roaches, period.

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