Who Will Beat Who In 06

[USAF1 0]

I am not certain but unlike alot of other drivers (MS, JB, MW, Sato etc), DC seems to be well liked by everyone on this forum. It is very rare for everyone to like a F1 driver but i think DC manages it.

Spot on. In my short time here, I've rarely seen a cross word spoken about David. And even in F1 articles & interviews from other drivers, you rarely see him getting skewered & flamed. He's a class act, a solid performer, and the hotties on his arm don't hurt either. He's the primary reason I followed RBR this year; I'll be bummed when the day comes he hangs up the racing gloves & leaves the sport.

[Null 0]

I hope BMW will beat both!

Me too! but I'm not sure if it will happen. Don't forget that the BMW V8 has had more testing than the cossie V8... it could all change next season! who knows!

[Senna 0]

I hope BMW will beat both!

Me too! but I'm not sure if it will happen. Don't forget that the BMW V8 has had more testing than the cossie V8... it could all change next season! who knows!

Are you forgetting the Aussie who drives with the cossie? You can

[kiko01 0]

Quite right Ben. I think BAR will beat Williams too, although you can never say never in F1.

I agree in both statements, there

[Null 0]

Are you forgetting the Aussie who drives with the cossie? You can

[xenna 0]

Kimi would be the one most likely to be tanked up on "fighting fuel" and as anyone who has observed a tramp fueled to the brim on Special Brew knows, in that condition he could survive injuries that would drop a sober man. Hence Kimi could, potentially win and only collapse into a puddle of blood, bruises and fractured limbs upon sobering up.

Additionally if anyone has ever witnessed what a bear will do to protect its cub they will know that when Kimi is attacked Ron will go pure rage and live out all those Wild One fantasies that his leather jackets no doubt foster.

And Norbert looks like he has a bit of the Viking in him.

But if everyone was sober.

I agree that Webber and Montoya would be well up there.

Massa would be hopefully trodden on.

As an outside punt, maybe Ralf. He's quite large for an F1 driver and, being the younger brother and moreover the younger brother of a times WDC is likely to produce a lot of latent rage. That could be crucial. And if that fails he could simply swing his wallet.

Michael would probably use a horseshoe hidden in a boxing glove in true Laurel and Hardy style, that afterwards investigatios will be totally unable to prove was actually used in the fight in question despite being contained in the glove.

And of course should anyone have a go at Michael you will have 200 pounds of Banana eating tree Sloth coming at you and a dwarf in a red jumper. And if that fails the Dwarf's girlfriend could ki11 all the drivers combined without breaking a sweat.

I believe you are asking If all the drivers had a big fight who would win? So in addition..............

I'd bet on DC. His jaw would break the others fists. DC would be well up for a ruckuc and would have a few old scores to settle, even if he didn't win he'd be quick to point out that he was the driver who beat Schumacher on races more than any other

Montoya would laugh at it all untill someone called him fatty in which case he'd pummel them

Button would be hiding his face for fear of losing modelling contracts and saying "you wouldn't hit a man with Ray-Ban glasses would you"

Sato - would just keep on going, even after the fight has finished.

Villeneuve could be a suprise, a lot of pent up aggression and baggy clothing could absorb punches quite effectively

Heidfeld wouldn't be interested - it would not help go any faster, why bother.

Alonso would do well his face being an optical illusion , appearing straight from some angles, bent from others, would make him difficult to hit. The mono-brow could also be a usfeull shield

Trulli I think could be quite sharp, but would have to ie his hair back else Ralf would be pulling it.

Schumacher meanwhile would be on track taking a victory ahead of no-one but claiming it as valid as any other.

I AM BORED GUYS CAN'T SLEEP.

[bajo39 0]

Kimi would be the one most likely to be tanked up on "fighting fuel" and as anyone who has observed a tramp fueled to the brim on Special Brew knows, in that condition he could survive injuries that would drop a sober man. Hence Kimi could, potentially win and only collapse into a puddle of blood, bruises and fractured limbs upon sobering up.

Additionally if anyone has ever witnessed what a bear will do to protect its cub they will know that when Kimi is attacked Ron will go pure rage and live out all those Wild One fantasies that his leather jackets no doubt foster.

And Norbert looks like he has a bit of the Viking in him.

But if everyone was sober.

I agree that Webber and Montoya would be well up there.

Massa would be hopefully trodden on.

As an outside punt, maybe Ralf. He's quite large for an F1 driver and, being the younger brother and moreover the younger brother of a times WDC is likely to produce a lot of latent rage. That could be crucial. And if that fails he could simply swing his wallet.

Michael would probably use a horseshoe hidden in a boxing glove in true Laurel and Hardy style, that afterwards investigatios will be totally unable to prove was actually used in the fight in question despite being contained in the glove.

And of course should anyone have a go at Michael you will have 200 pounds of Banana eating tree Sloth coming at you and a dwarf in a red jumper. And if that fails the Dwarf's girlfriend could ki11 all the drivers combined without breaking a sweat.

I believe you are asking If all the drivers had a big fight who would win? So in addition..............

I'd bet on DC. His jaw would break the others fists. DC would be well up for a ruckuc and would have a few old scores to settle, even if he didn't win he'd be quick to point out that he was the driver who beat Schumacher on races more than any other

Montoya would laugh at it all untill someone called him fatty in which case he'd pummel them

Button would be hiding his face for fear of losing modelling contracts and saying "you wouldn't hit a man with Ray-Ban glasses would you"

Sato - would just keep on going, even after the fight has finished.

Villeneuve could be a suprise, a lot of pent up aggression and baggy clothing could absorb punches quite effectively

Heidfeld wouldn't be interested - it would not help go any faster, why bother.

Alonso would do well his face being an optical illusion , appearing straight from some angles, bent from others, would make him difficult to hit. The mono-brow could also be a usfeull shield

Trulli I think could be quite sharp, but would have to ie his hair back else Ralf would be pulling it.

Schumacher meanwhile would be on track taking a victory ahead of no-one but claiming it as valid as any other.

I AM BORED GUYS CAN'T SLEEP.

Well in any fight, Montoya would obviously have the weight advantage...

[xenna 0]

Well in any fight, Montoya would obviously have the weight advantage...

I can see your point he does have the weight advantage.but can he use it to the maximum?

[bajo39 0]

I can see your point he does have the weight advantage.but can he use it to the maximum?

No, I am sure he will make numerous mistakes which more than give away the advantage in his superior (heavier) equipment.

[xenna 0]

No, I am sure he will make numerous mistakes which more than give away the advantage in his superior (heavier) equipment.

Got to go to bed now but I really hope that McLaren can have a 1-2 before the season is over...They only have 3 races to do it now.

[pumpdoc 2]

I see this spinning out of control, and untill the '06 cars get on track it's anybodys guess.

[bajo39 0]

I see this spinning out of control

Are you trying to build up support for deleting the thread?

[pumpdoc 2]

Are you trying to build up support for deleting the thread?

Why would I want to delete this thread??

[bajo39 0]

Why would I want to delete this thread??

Who knows what your agenda is?

[pumpdoc 2]

Who knows what your agenda is?

I'm running for Supreme Court Justice---God bless the Republicans

[cavallino 2]

The downside of having Renault fan as official bannerator is you end up with a picture of Flavio under the pit crew names.

[Jenson_Rules 0]

if someone deletes this thread then i will become a full member of Dan's hating the mods group! I swear i posted some replies yesterday and they disappeared, so im very suspicious right now!

[pumpdoc 2]

if someone deletes this thread then i will become a full member of Dan's hating the mods group! I swear i posted some replies yesterday and they disappeared, so im very suspicious right now!

Your suspicions are groundless

[Wez 0]

The downside of having Renault fan as official bannerator is you end up with a picture of Flavio under the pit crew names.

Dont worry Im a Renault fan and have some To$$er wearing a red cap with a prancing pony on it as my member pic!

[Shadow 0]

Your suspicions are groundless

better would be the word hallucinating

[bajo39 0]

better would be the word hallucinating

I see you have taken your soma today

Your suspicions are groundless

So says the thought police...

[ecapdeville 0]

if someone deletes this thread then i will become a full member of Dan's hating the mods group! I swear i posted some replies yesterday and they disappeared, so im very suspicious right now!

Come on JR, I would never allow that...nothing has been erased, please keep posting...trust us.

The downside of having Renault fan as official bannerator is you end up with a picture of Flavio under the pit crew names.

Hehehe...no cavallino...dont worry, it wont happen!

[bajo39 0]

Come on JR, I would never allow that...nothing has been erased, please keep posting...trust us.

I have noticed that a certain mod seems to be following me around, I guess that is what you would call a 'tail'. Is that part of your intimidation tactics?

[ecapdeville 0]

intimidation tactics?

What?...You are surprising me so much Bajo...

[monza gorilla 1]

I have noticed that a certain mod seems to be following me around, I guess that is what you would call a 'tail'. Is that part of your intimidation tactics?

The very idea of Bajo39 (aka Captain Paranoia?) being intimidated by anyone on this forum is anathema to me.