lechilka26

Best Joke Ever ;)

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Excuse me for offtop, it too funny, haha! :)

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your a## is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a rat's a## if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work .. more pay.

11. Wrinkles-add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

so fuunnyy :) )

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Man walks into an adult store:

Salesman: What do you want?

Man: Inflatable doll.

Salesman: Male or female?

Man: Female

Salesman: Black or white?

Man: White

Salesman: Christian or Muslim?

Man: Why does it matter?

Salesman: The Muslim one blows itself up!

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Man walks into an adult store:

Salesman: What do you want?

Man: Inflatable doll.

Salesman: Male or female?

Man: Female

Salesman: Black or white?

Man: White

Salesman: Christian or Muslim?

Man: Why does it matter?

Salesman: The Muslim one blows itself up!

That gets the bad taste prize.

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That gets the bad taste prize.

Oh have a laugh :D

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Man walks into an adult store:

Salesman: What do you want?

Man: Inflatable doll.

Salesman: Male or female?

Man: Female

Salesman: Black or white?

Man: White

Salesman: Christian or Muslim?

Man: Why does it matter?

Salesman: The Muslim one blows itself up!

LOL GOOD ONE!

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aye, it is. Always glad to put in religious humor. I wonder if Bassaam will chime in, or he's left after the Muhammad cartoon deal.

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That gets the bad taste prize.

ykick is training to become the Aussie Prime Minister, Bruce, so don't be too hard on him!! Deep down he found that funny... ;)

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I bet all the Muslism found it hilarious aswell.

All the ones with a sense of humor....the others probably want to cut off somebody's head (tough crowd).

Edited by Autumnpuma

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I got no respect...

/Rodney Dangerfield.

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George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.

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What did NASA stand for after the Columbia Space shuttle blew up?

Need

Another

Seven

Astronauts

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What did NASA stand for after the Columbia Space shuttle blew up?

Need

Another

Seven

Astronauts

:nono1:

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What did NASA stand for after the Columbia Space shuttle blew up?

Need

Another

Seven

Astronauts

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

What a quality joke

Some people have no sense of humour

Are you training to be the American president Bruce?

Hypocrisy at its finest...

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What did NASA stand for after the Columbia Space shuttle blew up?

Need

Another

Seven

Astronauts

lol another good one!

btw did you get those scores with the playstation pescarlo?

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lol another good one!

btw did you get those scores with the playstation pescarlo?

yes, the 2004 one.

Why is Christa McAullife no longer a Science teacher? (She was on Challenger in 1986)

A: Because she's HISTORY!

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yes, the 2004 one.

Why is Christa McAullife no longer a Science teacher? (She was on Challenger in 1986)

A: Because she's HISTORY!

any one knows the full form of USA?

under

skirt

adminstration!(guys...kidn! )

yes, the 2004 one.

Why is Christa McAullife no longer a Science teacher? (She was on Challenger in 1986)

A: Because she's HISTORY!

:clap3::blink:

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Why are Christa McAullife's eyes blue?

A: One BLEW RIGHT, one BLEW LEFT.

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Man walks into an adult store:

Salesman: What do you want?

Man: Inflatable doll.

Salesman: Male or female?

Man: Female

Salesman: Black or white?

Man: White

Salesman: Christian or Muslim?

Man: Why does it matter?

Salesman: The Muslim one blows itself up!

:lol:

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