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Well we've all learnt something today havent we. Oh dear i wonder if Ben will show himself here again :lol: he might wana stay off the booze in future

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I suspect we'll be welcoming a new member with suspiciously similar views to Ben, in the near future. Still, look at it this way; if it was Ykick it probably would have involved sheep.........

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Still, look at it this way; if it was Ykick it probably would have involved sheep.........

I am not a Kiwi. They are the ones who are known for sheep shagging.

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It does at last explain your appreciation for those Westlfife boys. I knew it wasn't because of the music.

Sometimes i like to ride my 1000cc bike, other times i like to thrash around on my moped.

I guess that makes me bike-sexual? Ahem.

I hate westlife, they are complete twats.

Ummm, I um errr... ooh dear. I think I may have an alcohol problem so thats number 1 and oh dear. Ummm. :bag:

oh my god I actually didnt realise i said all that. Sh#t. um.

Well at least he can't get pregnant and take half your life earnings!

NO but the woman i had unprotected sex with in newquay could, if she knew where i lived and my name.

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WOW - what was i doing wasting my time reading posts about F1 when this is where all the craic (literally) is!!!!!!

Ben - fair play to you, do whatever (and whoever) makes you happy - but you really should be more careful especially with us females - some of the not so fairer sex can be nasty little, vindictive b

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It was only once and yes i know women can be evil bitches who will **** you right over.

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It was only once and yes i know women can be evil bitches who will **** you right over.

thankfully the majority of us arent like that (were all sweetness & kindness haha) but i do know some girls who go out on a night out just to get up the duff -they lie to men about being protected & stuff - usually so they can get a government house but also to make the blokes lives hell - so you have been warned - and of course it goes without saying be careful with any young (or not) men - hope theyre at least fit!!!!!!

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or you could stay at least .005% sober and not receive sexual leasure from men at all

WHY???? If thats what he wants to do he should - hes still very young & most people grow up far too quickly - you only get 1 life to live so you should do whatever you think will make you happiest!!! Also how do you knwo what this is unless you try out other options :blink:

BTW i hope your statement doesnt apply to us women as well :naughty:

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But I wonder if doing that 'act' from men does actually make him happy, ie basically he is gay, or whether he was just so ludicrously p**sed that he really didnt care who went down there. If its the latter then he may regret it - if its the former then thats up to him, he may have discovered something about himself, and I'm not going to criticise him for that!!

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Um Jem i like a bit of everything. I take that saying try before you buy literally in all aspects of life. And actually it is enjoyable, as is normal sex. You only live once anyway.

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Um Jem i like a bit of everything. I take that saying try before you buy literally in all aspects of life. And actually it is enjoyable, as is normal sex. You only live once anyway.

well said Ben - you arent the 1st & you won be the last person to try before they buy :P

and yep you do only get 1 life - i think the people who knock you for trying to enjoy it as much as possible are usully the ones who are jealous that you have the opportunity & nerve to live it to the max (and yes i mean for your whole life not just sex!!!) and no thats not a dig at you Jem

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Indeed.

Life is too short, I mean you never know whats round the corner, i could drop dead tomorrow, which is why I like to live my life, has fun, have a good time, when i need to be serious i am anyway so.

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well if thats ur idea of fun then good on you, enjoy life! i didnt realise u were gay/bi. Not that it really changes anything. But no more talking about gay sex ok

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well if thats ur idea of fun then good on you, enjoy life! i didnt realise u were gay/bi. Not that it really changes anything. But no more talking about gay sex ok

Im going to go hunting for those little conversations between you and Jenson_Rules!! It was funny before and it will be even funnier now. :D

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Im going to go hunting for those little conversations between you and Jenson_Rules!! It was funny before and i will be even funnier now. :D

what little conversations? oh u mean THOSE conversations - oh yeah, hadnt thought of that - oh dear

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Ben!!!! Bugger all! I've just had to go to my back-up keyboard as I spilled tea all over my other one :eusa_think:

Right now, were you the 'top' or the 'bottom', 'pitcher' or 'catcher' the 'rooter' or the 'rootie'?

.......did ya swallow?

Good gawd I'm moving this to the cafe, maybe it'll die there :lol::lol::lol:

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