Uncle Festers Wanted

[irishfemalefan 0]

ok -as mentioned in another thread (that i promised Cav i would butt out of) i have a strange fascination for bald men, which unfortuntately there is a srious shortage of here in Barca

so to solve the problem (and as there is no F1 on to keep us occupied) it has been suggested we have an Uncle Fester competition - whereby you must either shave off your lovely locks or already have given them to mother nature & take a pic for me to judge.........

[ykickamoocow 0]

That would not be a good look for me. People would automatically assume i had cancer and was receiving treatment.

[la force supreme des mclaren 0]

That would not be a good look for me. People would automatically assume i had cancer and was receiving treatment.

That's funny ykick cuz i always had a feeling u'd look like uncle david coulthard. i dunno, maybe it's his pic underneath u'r name.

sorta his evil twin or something.

[pabloh20 1]

That's funny ykick cuz i always had a feeling u'd look like uncle david coulthard. i dunno, maybe it's his pic underneath u'r name.

sorta his evil twin or something.

He gets that all the time.......

[irishfemalefan 0]

That would not be a good look for me. People would automatically assume i had cancer and was receiving treatment.

thats bad ykick - but funny

ok for some reason i cant get a pic attached heer anymore but google Keith Wood (former Ireland captain) - although he is the winner of the Uncle Fester comp (and was also nicknamed the "flying potato") i found him strangely attractive - as did many women rugby fans......

[Max Mosley 2]

Oh God. What have you started Irish? I'm pretty confident I won't go bald for many, many years yet if ever and quite proud of the fact.

[ykickamoocow 0]

I was watching a TV show yesterday and found out a method which means you can keep your hair and its 100% full proof. I would try it but i happen to like the objects that i would need to cut off.

[cavallino 2]

I was watching a TV show yesterday and found out a method which means you can keep your hair and its 100% full proof. I would try it but i happen to like the objects that i would need to cut off.

[Kati 0]

i have a strange fascination for bald men, which unfortuntately there is a srious shortage of here in Barca...

do u wanna trade with me? I hate bald guys... :S Need hair on them There are a lot here if you want

[Quiet One 15]

do u wanna trade with me? I hate bald guys... :S Need hair on them There are a lot here if you want

This means war! To think I stepped up for you when that Ctl300 guy insulted you! And this is my reward??

[ykickamoocow 0]

This means war! To think I stepped up for you when that Ctl300 guy insulted you! And this is my reward??

Well that just means you should have chopped your balls off before you lost your hair

[Kati 0]

This means war! To think I stepped up for you when that Ctl300 guy insulted you! And this is my reward??

well, u bein bald is not a problem unless u have second intentions

[Autumnpuma 0]

That would not be a good look for me. People would automatically assume i had cancer and was receiving treatment.

Ditto.

[Max Mosley 2]

Well that just means you should have chopped your balls off before you lost your hair

Yep. You'll find no sympathy here Andres. You, in your presumably randy youth , chose to keep 'em, so now you have to lose it!

[Max Mosley 2]

Hmm.... just thinking some more about ykick's proposal..... I think he might really be onto a winner there with the ladies. What wife doesn't wish their husband would lose his balls instead of his hair?

[Quiet One 15]

well, u bein bald is not a problem unless u have second intentions

Then it IS a problem!

(Just kiddding, Katy...but I've got a reputation to maintain around these parts as the resident latin-lover...so you act as if it really impresses you...sshh...it will be a secret!)

[Kati 0]

hehe (we've got a secret then... shhhh )

[ykickamoocow 0]

hehe (we've got a secret then... shhhh )

Who would you prefer. A man with hair but no testicals or a bald man with his package the way nature intended?

[Quiet One 15]

Who would you prefer. A man with hair but no testicals or a bald man with his package the way nature intended?

Good opening phrase for a first date, Ykick. Please, sign my copy on "Ykick's How To Impress Women"!

[Kati 0]

Who would you prefer. A man with hair but no testicals or a bald man with his package the way nature intended?

I hope I'll ever have options enough not to have to choose between these two options... *lol*

[pabloh20 1]

Good opening phrase for a first date, Ykick. Please, sign my copy on "Ykick's How To Impress Women"!

The thing is, if he says that to a girl as a chat up line and then she looks at his head of flowing locks, what's she going to assume??

[Quiet One 15]

The thing is, if he says that to a girl as a chat up line and then she looks at his head of flowing locks, what's she going to assume??

Ouch.

[ykickamoocow 0]

The thing is, if he says that to a girl as a chat up line and then she looks at his head of flowing locks, what's she going to assume??

Its not really a pick up line i would recommend.

On another note did any of you know what a eunuch will not only keep their hair all their life but wont get Acne and will live a average of 13 years longer. Thats quite a amazing fact but living 13 yeas longer still isnt worth what i would have to give up.

[Autumnpuma 0]

hehe (we've got a secret then... shhhh )

DAMMIT, ANOTHER ONE FALLS TO THE QUIET ONE!!!

[Niall McBride 0]

tbh i'm happy with not being bald so i'll pass on shaving my head although it is a good way of preventing dandruff