Uncle Festers Wanted

[Max Mosley 2]

Who would you prefer. A man with hair but no testicals or a bald man with his package the way nature intended?

The thing is, if he says that to a girl as a chat up line and then she looks at his head of flowing locks, what's she going to assume??

The thing is, Paul, why is ykick even thinking about that? We've seen he has a good head of hair on him still....

Good opening phrase for a first date, Ykick. Please, sign my copy on "Ykick's How To Impress Women"!

I reckon there's something in there though - as long as you do the old trick of "You know, [insert name of girl, if you can remember], I once had a friend who always made an impression on a first date with a girl. Don't worry - he wasn't a player or anything. In fact, always making an impression on that date was actually quite lucky for him because it was the only date he ever got with them - poor guy : it was always the wrong impression. Well, his trick was to ask the weirdest questions that obviously no nice girl ever wants to think about on a first date. [insert random weird question, preferably of a sexual nature, that you want them to think about, making sure to laugh at the question to distance yourself from its sheer vulgarity] .... So, [still laughing, insert name of girl again, if you've remembered it yet], aren't you a lucky girl to be here with a gentleman like me?"

[Quiet One 15]

The thing is, Paul, why is ykick even thinking about that? We've seen he has a good head of hair on him still....

I reckon there's something in there though - as long as you do the old trick of "You know, [insert name of girl, if you can remember], I once had a friend who always made an impression on a first date with a girl. Don't worry - he wasn't a player or anything. In fact, always making an impression on that date was actually quite lucky for him because it was the only date he ever got with them - poor guy : it was always the wrong impression. Well, his trick was to ask the weirdest questions that obviously no nice girl ever wants to think about on a first date. [insert random weird question, preferably of a sexual nature, that you want them to think about, making sure to laugh at the question to distance yourself from its sheer vulgarity] .... So, [still laughing, insert name of girl again, if you've remembered it yet], aren't you a lucky girl to be here with a gentleman like me?"

Murray you old fox! That might actually work!

[pumpdoc 2]

Well the hair on my head is getting very thin, but after losing it all when I had cancer Ishall keep what I got, now itf you want to talk about my little head

[Max Mosley 2]

Yep good point Bruce, we're all bald on the head that matters most, Irish.

[pumpdoc 2]

Indeed......................

[irishfemalefan 0]

Who would you prefer. A man with hair but no testicals or a bald man with his package the way nature intended?

hahaha as usual this thread has takes a rather funny turn but i do like your thinking ykick - so now that you mention it i might just change my preferences to long flowing locks

[pabloh20 1]

The thing is, Paul, why is ykick even thinking about that? We've seen he has a good head of hair on him still....

I reckon there's something in there though - as long as you do the old trick of "You know, [insert name of girl, if you can remember], I once had a friend who always made an impression on a first date with a girl. Don't worry - he wasn't a player or anything. In fact, always making an impression on that date was actually quite lucky for him because it was the only date he ever got with them - poor guy : it was always the wrong impression. Well, his trick was to ask the weirdest questions that obviously no nice girl ever wants to think about on a first date. [insert random weird question, preferably of a sexual nature, that you want them to think about, making sure to laugh at the question to distance yourself from its sheer vulgarity] .... So, [still laughing, insert name of girl again, if you've remembered it yet], aren't you a lucky girl to be here with a gentleman like me?"

My head hurts........no no that head!!

[pabloh20 1]

hahaha as usual this thread has takes a rather funny turn but i do like your thinking ykick - so now that you mention it i might just change my preferences to long flowing locks

Yeah, but he's Australian, you do know that his idea of foreplay is 'Brace yourself, Sheila!!'

[ykickamoocow 0]

Yeah, but he's Australian, you do know that his idea of foreplay is 'Brace yourself, Sheila!!'

Not quite. Its actually "Brace yourself Sheila, hold onto the safety rails provided and remember, you will get wet"

[pabloh20 1]

Not quite. Its actually "Brace yourself Sheila, hold onto the safety rails provided and remember, you will get wet"

[pabloh20 1]

It was so funny, I had to laugh twice - honest, Guv!!

[Max Mosley 2]

Yeah that was quite good actually. Good work chaps!

[mock 0]

ok -as mentioned in another thread (that i promised Cav i would butt out of) i have a strange fascination for bald men, which unfortuntately there is a srious shortage of here in Barca

so to solve the problem (and as there is no F1 on to keep us occupied) it has been suggested we have an Uncle Fester competition - whereby you must either shave off your lovely locks or already have given them to mother nature & take a pic for me to judge.........

With all due respect, why would I want to shave off my head to impress / be judged by someone I don't even know from Adam or Steve or Madam or Eve ??

Just curious..

I mean if I started a ummm, say...., hooters competition on the board for the F1 female fans here saying I had a fascination for shapely t**s, I wonder if I would get any response ???

[Max Mosley 2]

I think Irish would fancy her chances actually, from what I hear!

[pumpdoc 2]

I think Irish would fancy her chances actually, from what I hear!

Irish has what you might say are very plush hooters , there are pics somewhere on this forum.

[Max Mosley 2]

Doesn't she hate us focussing on them? Quick somebody repost the pics! Oh and I think that thread has to be done Mock.

[pumpdoc 2]

Doesn't she hate us focussing on them? Quick somebody repost the pics! Oh and I think that thread has to be done Mock.

Yes she does.........

[Max Mosley 2]

Where are those pics i wonder....

[pumpdoc 2]

Where are those pics i wonder....

Somewhere in the pic's thread.

[Max Mosley 2]

Oooh is it worth trawling through 37 pages of pics of Ben and the like to find one we want to look at.......

[BradSpeedMan 6]

my lord what a thread....

[Max Mosley 2]

my lord what a thread....

You called, Brad?

[BradSpeedMan 6]

You called, Brad?

[irishfemalefan 0]

Irish has what you might say are very plush hooters , there are pics somewhere on this forum.

yes i do and no theres not - haha if you wasted yuor time looking youd see there all very well disguised

With all due respect, why would I want to shave off my head to impress / be judged by someone I don't even know from Adam or Steve or Madam or Eve ??

Just curious..

because there is bugger all else to do in off-season and my competition isnt pervy, only fun!!!

[Max Mosley 2]

If you can disguise them then they're not at all what I had in mind.....

Oh and what's wrong with pervy?