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Nahhh! I know you are kidding and I have a good sense of humour!

Oh, by the way, you would not believe how interesting were those land mines that Kay planted. I planted some around you, sure you will have fun finding them! :naughty:

I thought she[kay] allready placed a feather for them to blow up??? you must have had some good kelvar and training to pick those mines up and put them in Paul's house

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Nahhh! I know you are kidding and I have a good sense of humour!

Oh, by the way, you would not believe how interesting were those land mines that Kay planted. I planted some around you, sure you will have fun finding them! :naughty:

Geez, if that's you with a 'good sense of humour' and I'd hate to see you in a bad mood!! :lol:

I thought she[kay] allready placed a feather for them to blow up??? you must have had some good kelvar and training to pick those mines up and put them in Paul's house

These South Americans, AJ, they're tough as nails - Andres eats constantino wire and p!sses napalm, he can put a round in a flea's a$$ from 200 metres!

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Geez, if that's you with a 'good sense of humour' and I'd hate to see you in a bad mood!! :lol:

These South Americans, AJ, they're tough as nails - Andres eats constantino wire and p!sses napalm, he can put a round in a flea's a$$ from 200 metres!

:secret: Actually, I scream like a little girl everytime I see an insect, so I don't think I would even think of putting anything in a flea's a## :lol:

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WTF are you guys talking about? Some sort of RPG or FPS?

errrr no just some stuff from all around the threads, kay said she placed mines in Andres's room and andres said he placed some in Paul;s room so....

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Y'know ,us balding men are faced with a Hobson's choice.

If we don't take DHT blockers, we become completely bald & don't snare any chick.

If we do take DHT blockers, the side effect is that well,um,uh, the cojones don't work so well & we end up firing blanks.

Damned if we do , damned if we don't.

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Y'know ,us balding men are faced with a Hobson's choice.

If we don't take DHT blockers, we become completely bald & don't snare any chick.

If we do take DHT blockers, the side effect is that well,um,uh, the cojones don't work so well & we end up firing blanks.

Damned if we do , damned if we don't.

Ahhh...my field of expertise!! No, no the lack of cojones!! I mean the balding issue!

So you are getting bald? (title of the little booklet I will write someday :laughing: )

Don't worry, my friend. It is awful while you are getting bald, the "transition age" so to speak. That grey zone when you are not completely bald and you look like Barrichello is really hurting for the ego. But once you lose most hair...you arrive to Paradise! No more worries about your hair, no more fighting with those rebel hairs! Your showers will end faster because washing a bald head takes less time. Your day will be about five minutes longer thanks to that saving time! :lol:

And it's true, women don't like men while they are getting bald. Yet your score number will go up again once you get completely bald :naughty:

Life has it's compensations, sometimes.

Yet, honestly, the best thing is not to get bald at all :( But, hey! As a doctor told me once: "The only thing that stops hair fall is the floor". So relax and enjoy what you have!

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Ahhh...my field of expertise!! No, no the lack of cojones!! I mean the balding issue!

Last time i take a drink while reading your posts, nearly ruined my moniter!

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Ahhh...my field of expertise!! No, no the lack of cojones!! I mean the balding issue!

So you are getting bald? (title of the little booklet I will write someday :laughing: )

Don't worry, my friend. It is awful while you are getting bald, the "transition age" so to speak. That grey zone when you are not completely bald and you look like Barrichello is really hurting for the ego. But once you lose most hair...you arrive to Paradise! No more worries about your hair, no more fighting with those rebel hairs! Your showers will end faster because washing a bald head takes less time. Your day will be about five minutes longer thanks to that saving time! :lol:

And it's true, women don't like men while they are getting bald. Yet your score number will go up again once you get completely bald :naughty:

Life has it's compensations, sometimes.

Yet, honestly, the best thing is not to get bald at all :( But, hey! As a doctor told me once: "The only thing that stops hair fall is the floor". So relax and enjoy what you have!

Indeed to every word of what you said, Andres.

It does seem many of the current drivers are balding,aren't they? Rubens,Jenson,Heikki, Kubica,Massa....

By the way,Andres, I always imagine that you are being shot dead. No,don't misunderstand me. See,your name reminds me of Andres Escobar,the unlucky Colombian footballer who was shot dead with the words "Thanks for the auto goal". Another guy with strong image projection is who else but Ykick. It's extremely difficult to believe that he doesn't look like David Coulthard.

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Ahhh...my field of expertise!! No, no the lack of cojones!! I mean the balding issue!

So you are getting bald? (title of the little booklet I will write someday :laughing: )

Don't worry, my friend. It is awful while you are getting bald, the "transition age" so to speak. That grey zone when you are not completely bald and you look like Barrichello is really hurting for the ego. But once you lose most hair...you arrive to Paradise! No more worries about your hair, no more fighting with those rebel hairs! Your showers will end faster because washing a bald head takes less time. Your day will be about five minutes longer thanks to that saving time! :lol:

And it's true, women don't like men while they are getting bald. Yet your score number will go up again once you get completely bald :naughty:

Life has it's compensations, sometimes.

Yet, honestly, the best thing is not to get bald at all :( But, hey! As a doctor told me once: "The only thing that stops hair fall is the floor". So relax and enjoy what you have!

This is what all bald people say!! Anyway, you forgot to mention about wearing the hat in the sun......... :lol:

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Indeed to every word of what you said, Andres.

It does seem many of the current drivers are balding,aren't they? Rubens,Jenson,Heikki, Kubica,Massa....

By the way,Andres, I always imagine that you are being shot dead. No,don't misunderstand me. See,your name reminds me of Andres Escobar,the unlucky Colombian footballer who was shot dead with the words "Thanks for the auto goal". Another guy with strong image projection is who else but Ykick. It's extremely difficult to believe that he doesn't look like David Coulthard.

He is David Coulthard - it's just DC pretending to be ykick when he logs on here to see how his reputation is going! :lol:

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He is David Coulthard - it's just DC pretending to be ykick when he logs on here to see how his reputation is going! :lol:

Good job, Scooby! :lol:

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Scooby, i thought he was Paul. Am i missing something here??

It's because I'll do absolutely anything for a scooby snack!! :lol:

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It's because I'll do absolutely anything for a scooby snack!! :lol:

Wrut wroo :lol:

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It's because I'll do absolutely anything for a scooby snack!! :lol:

I thought he was thinking he is reffering to stop kidding(labradoracer) when he was actually refering to you. so....scooby would make sense for labradoracer than for u.

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I thought he was thinking he is reffering to stop kidding(labradoracer) when he was actually refering to you. so....scooby would make sense for labradoracer than for u.

AJ, have you never seen scooby doo?

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AJ, have you never seen scooby doo?

Yes i have. the mystery machine...... it was my favrite cartoon when i was younger(i have probably seen all of them), that guy barbaba(the thing hannaa baarbadra(the stuff after the show)(i'm sure the spelling is way off)) but he just died recently

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He is David Coulthard - it's just DC pretending to be ykick when he logs on here to see how his reputation is going!

Paul ,given that you have some Mafia thing going on, you remind me of Paulie , a gangster from the excellent video game "Mafia". Henceforth ,you're Paulie.

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Yes i have. the mystery machine...... it was my favrite cartoon when i was younger(i have probably seen all of them), that guy barbaba(the thing hannaa baarbadra(the stuff after the show)(i'm sure the spelling is way off)) but he just died recently

That's what Andres was referring to, whenever scooby found a clue they used to say 'Good job, Scooby! !! :lol:

However, it is true that I will do absolutely anything for a scooby snack.

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Paul ,given that you have some Mafia thing going on, you remind me of Paulie , a gangster from the excellent video game "Mafia". Henceforth ,you're Paulie.

Well, I have certainly been called worse, Jay!! :lol:

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Well, I have certainly been called worse, Jay!! :lol:

Paulie Walnuts...........

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That's what Andres was referring to, whenever scooby found a clue they used to say 'Good job, Scooby! !! :lol:

However, it is true that I will do absolutely anything for a scooby snack.

I got that but why call did he call you a dog??

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