Uncle Festers Wanted

[Quiet One 15]

Oh and what's wrong with pervy?

You called me?

[Max Mosley 2]

Yeah Andres. You I meant of course! (Not hermy)

[pabloh20 1]

You called me?

It's like a 6th sense, someone mentions pervy and you appear!!

[Quiet One 15]

It's like a 6th sense, someone mentions pervy and you appear!!

Oh, it's you and MW, means I brought all my "toys" for nothing"

(Gee, not sure I like the reputation I'm making myself around here...I'm rather conventional in my personal life!)

[pabloh20 1]

Oh, it's you and MW, means I brought all my "toys" for nothing"

(Gee, not sure I like the reputation I'm making myself around here...I'm rather conventional in my personal life!)

Tease!!

[dribbler 6]

Tell me this is sexy and i'll shave from head to foot.

[JayStorm 0]

My hair grows at quite a rate so I don't think i'd be bald for too long.

I would look incredibly daft...and is there a prize for this?

[dribbler 6]

Who would shave their head in order for a lady from the internet to judge whether it looks good or not? Is it me? (As Wogan would say)

Anyway, my clippers are broken.

[irishfemalefan 0]

Who would shave their head in order for a lady from the internet to judge whether it looks good or not? Is it me? (As Wogan would say)

Anyway, my clippers are broken.

woohoo i havent been called a lady in a long time

im just bored at the minute (not even Rugby on this week to distract me) and looking for simple amusement - anyway hair grows back quickly

[Quiet One 15]

woohoo i havent been called a lady in a long time

im just bored at the minute (not even Rugby on this week to distract me) and looking for simple amusement - anyway hair grows back quickly

Allow me to disagree...

[irishfemalefan 0]

Allow me to disagree...

sorry about my little error there....

[pabloh20 1]

Allow me to disagree...

[mock 0]

woohoo i havent been called a lady in a long time

im just bored at the minute (not even Rugby on this week to distract me) and looking for simple amusement - anyway hair grows back quickly

Which hair ????

It might be just easier if Monza just uses photoshop to bald everyone on the forum, and in this process, provide amusement for you...

[Ferrariphile 0]

Three years ago, I had to renew my driver's license so I shaved my head and eyebrows, and left a guacho mustache (but I'd only grown it for a few days). The license doesn't expire for another two years so unless I lose it or pay for a new one, this is what it looks like:

[Max Mosley 2]

Nice to meet you, mate! I'm sure Irish will be happy.

[pabloh20 1]

Three years ago, I had to renew my driver's license so I shaved my head and eyebrows, and left a guacho mustache (but I'd only grown it for a few days). The license doesn't expire for another two years so unless I lose it or pay for a new one, this is what it looks like:

It's Kojak - how cool is that!

[Quiet One 15]

It's Kojak - how cool is that!

I'd say we have a winner!!

[pabloh20 1]

I'd say we have a winner!!

All you need, Ferrariphile, is a pic with a lollipop and a sound bite saying 'Who loves ya, baby!' - dead cert winner then!

[irishfemalefan 0]

I'd say we have a winner!!

Yep thats a serious contender

though i do also love Mock

[Quiet One 15]

Yep thats a serious contender

though i do also love Mock

[irishfemalefan 0]

Ouch...I had one 2 years ago. I literally banged my head against the wall for 2 hours until the pain subsided a little. Wow that was painful! Hope you get better soon!

yeah i had 1 2 years ago too - ended up in bloody hospital for 5 days - though this time they just gave me a BIG jab of Pethidine & told me too come back in a few days if no better - and who says the NHS is crap

They say the pain is very similar to giving birth -if thats true no kiddies for me then

[pumpdoc 2]

I had 4 stone, they sonic smashed them

[Quiet One 15]

I had 4 stone, they sonic smashed them

I had just one half the size of a rice grain. Man, that little thing hurt like hell!!!!!

It started when I was at work. I recall curling in fetal position and falling from the chair due to the pain and the voice of my boss in the distance asking me about some files as if nothing was happening.

When he noticed I was not on my chair anymore came to check on me and found me lying on the floor.

[irishfemalefan 0]

I had just one half the size of a rice grain. Man, that little thing hurt like hell!!!!!

It started when I was at work. I recall curling in fetal position and falling from the chair due to the pain and the voice of my boss in the distance asking me about some files as if nothing was happening.

When he noticed I was not on my chair anymore came to check on me and found me lying on the floor.

funny story:clap3:

though it hurts when i laugh....

[pabloh20 1]

They say the pain is very similar to giving birth -if thats true no kiddies for me then

Women get childbirth and men get nose hair to remove - quite frankly, you don't know you're born!