Quiet One 15 Report post Posted July 16, 2007 With its well-placed sources, Planet-F1 has obtained copies of the latest letter between Fernando Alonso and his Mexican cousin Pedro who lives in the United States. Find out what Fernando explanation of Stepneygate. To Cousin Pedro, Preston, Idaho Hola hombre Ay ay ay, no es bueno! I am sorry to say this but I have the difficult time in F1 right now. Not with Hamil-ton either. We have big scandal in F1 right now and if it comes out bad, they take my points. I am not happy. It start at the beginning of the season with a guy called Nigel Stepney, who work for Ferrari for a long time and then get passed over for the big job when his boss leave to go fishing. He is not happy to get the cleaning-toilets job. The next thing we read in the papers is that the Ferrari team have found some white powder near the fuel tanks and they say, "Nigel, he try and sabotage the car with the white powder near the fuel tanks." Nigel say back that after working in F1 for many years the only white powder he knows is used by Flavio Briatore in his cappuccino. Then he says the frightening thing; "after working at Ferrari for 15 years I knows where the bodies are buried."(sic) Ferrari boss Jean Todt say there are 900 people who work for Ferrari and they have all been accounted for. Then it gets worse. They say the Mac-Laren designer, Mike, has been copying the Ferrari plans for 2007, because they find a big dossier at his home. They think Nigel send it, but they no sure. They know it's there because a guy in a photo-copy shop blow the big whistle. Now everybody in the whole world has a view. I say this. If he was going to photo-copy it for Mac-Laren why does he not take it into work and photo-copy it there...? Free of charge. Is no rocket science. Then we find out Honda have interviewed Nigel and Mike for jobs. Honda are in big trouble because they sack their old designer and now their 2007 cars is a perro. Muy mal. Already they have hired the Williams aero guy, and the BMW technical guy and they speak to these two guys too. Perhaps together they want to build a Mac-Rari. The British are poco loco. If this photo-copy shop was in Maranello, can you imagine the guy ringing up my boss Ron Dennis and saying "Ferrari have got your plans, this is not correct." No, they just smile the big smile - 780 pages is a big order. Now the FIA don't like my boss because he argues a lot want and him to explain how the Mac-Laren designer have their plans. And if it's not a good story then Fernando gets his points taken away. Is always Fernando who suffers. Dios mio - me, always me. Lewis Hamil-ton say to me "Lighten up, dawg! Stop bein' the manic depressive Spanish mo fo. The big guy'll deliver fo sho!" That's how he talks when the cameras are not near because he thinks it's cool to be a gansta rapper. But he knows nothing. Hasta luego, Your cousin, Fernando Source ************************************************************************* We do write in english like that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BradSpeedMan 6 Report post Posted July 16, 2007 had a good laugh, brilliant! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
angie 0 Report post Posted July 16, 2007 although i didn't like the one about hamilton, this is pretty good!Especially the comparison between woking and Maranello and the FIA part were brilliant!"Dios mio - me, always me." (I even admit that fernando complains a little bit every now and then...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 Poor Pedro having to read this....................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 Ah that's awesome. I love the gangsta rapper bit and "Alonso's" dismissal of it! Pure gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jez 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 Always a good laugh these letters! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperKimi 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 Fake. Absolutly, without a shadow of a doubt. I hadn't a clue what he was on about with poor grammer for most of the letter, so just strange Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkLord 0 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 absolutely brilliant... Lewis Hamil-ton say to me "Lighten up, dawg! Stop bein' the manic depressive Spanish mo fo. The big guy'll deliver fo sho!" That's how he talks when the cameras are not near because he thinks it's cool to be a gansta rapper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted July 17, 2007 Fake. Absolutly, without a shadow of a doubt. I hadn't a clue what he was on about with poor grammer for most of the letter, so just strange FAntastic Andres!!!!! SuperKimi, you still didn't get it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
