pabloh20 1 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 Just have a few and watch everyone else get drunk, brilliant thing is you can be a complete prat - they won't remember, but you'll remember what they did. Wind up ammunition for days; more effective than mines. Ahh indeed, such fun to be had when everyone around you is losing their head. You can grope the women because they will never remember anything and if they do you can always convince them it was that really drunk fella who was doing it to all the women all night, just ask anyone. Then you just go to one of the other drunk women and say 'did you see whatshisname groping all those girls all night, it was disgusting'. Fun times. Drunk people are so much fun, they just blab out all their secrets without knowing what they are doing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elgo 1 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 [quote name='Eric' post='226292' date='Oct 29 2007, 12:18 AM']How the hell do you drink Budweiser? It's like drinking deer p**s. Because it literally is![/quote] Hmmm then I'm having another one! [quote name='Murray Walker' post='226298' date='Oct 29 2007, 12:50 AM']Well this is a sorry thread. What *has* the youth of today come too. This thread has [i]girls [/i]drinking beer, a guy [i]not [/i]drinking beer, and to top it all off, a open invitation to our resident sodomite. Dear oh dear! What a thread of sin...[/quote] I must confess, it wasn't beer. Beer is for men,not for oh tiny cutie girls.I just had a tea. *burp* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2007 I managed to stay sober after the win...beer and 1 AM and having to go to work in a couple hours don't go well together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AutoRacer5 0 Report post Posted October 30, 2007 Ahh, no way I could drink beer, it tastes so horrible Your mother tasted horrible. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted October 30, 2007 Anyone interested in me starting a drunken masturbation thread? Two posts should do it.... When a man gets drunk does he see more than one todger? /this reminds me..i saw an unbelievable video clip a month back. A man had 2 todgers, believe it or not. NO, I wasn't drunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted October 30, 2007 When a man gets drunk does he see more than one todger? /this reminds me..i saw an unbelievable video clip a month back. A man had 2 todgers, believe it or not. NO, I wasn't drunk. Evidence please. I will book him for my circus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted October 30, 2007 Yeah! And guess what Steve! We can both book him in for the same time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sato 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2007 Okay, so I had roughly thirteen vodkas in under an hour; I MAY be tipsy. I'm playing poker with a friend from the net I invited up for the week, plus two mates. They're complaining I'm posting on a forum as my laptop is in the way of the aforementioned poker game. I made $27 on roulette; betting FTW. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sato 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2007 ftr I had someone double check that last post to make it seem somewhat sober...... I'm pretty tipsy...... but I will be drunk soon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kael 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2007 get a life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted October 31, 2007 Ignore our south african friend Scott. That's what I do... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted October 31, 2007 Ignore our south african friend Scott. That's what I do... Ignore our South African friend or drink thirteen vodkas in an hour, post something on a forum and then get a friend to check it ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted October 31, 2007 And ignore the Scousser too Scott! Juuust joking Paul. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted October 31, 2007 And ignore the Scousser too Scott! Juuust joking Paul. Hey, I can't help it, like, if our education system is churning out students with no grasp of grammar, like. And it's scouser, you woolly-back! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted October 31, 2007 You got me! Firefox doesn't know that word... I'm like the character in Little Britain: "computer says 'no'", "computer doesn't know"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted October 31, 2007 You got me! Firefox doesn't know that word... I'm like the character in Little Britain: "computer says 'no'", "computer doesn't know"... You realise the igmonity igmoninity ignomnity embarrassment of having a scouser mention your grammar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sato 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2007 Ok... I *may* of had too much.... when you wake up in your own vomit and can't remember everything, you probably have had too much. I asked my mate too keep count of my drinking, as I'd forget... he said I had 24 shots worth of vodka... I was drinking it half and half (half a glass of vodka to red bull). I'm still not sober now either edit: for the record I had those 24 quickly.... I know first 12 in no time... BUT I won some money at the club!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sato 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2007 Oh and ftr, I had only had a banana to eat that whole day... so not like I ate heaps to help drink more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2007 Forum Idiot is really fitting Get sober Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted October 31, 2007 So says our resident New England Puritan! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sato 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2007 Oh... I feel so bad now... apparently I went on a spewing rampage... one of my wii controllers is dead because of it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eric 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2007 So says our resident New England Puritan! Puritans ****ing suck. We had to read Puritan literature in school, and I failed that class...it was so confusing and boring and every other sentence was about God. It was complete crap. If you're gunna drink, drink a few Killian's, but just a few, and make sure it's Killian's...(no, I am not paid to say that, I swear...okay fine I am, but still...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted November 1, 2007 *dribbler opens thread door and looks inside. Sees Scousers, hairy backed folk, South Africans, Americans, drunks and lots of attitude. Knows something will kick off very soon. Closes door*. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kael 0 Report post Posted November 1, 2007 Ignore our south african friend Scott. That's what I do... If ignorance is bliss ...you must be ecstatic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kael 0 Report post Posted November 1, 2007 What I meant was, Murray, is that you're quite ignorant and I MEAN IT AS A COMLIMENT! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
