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[Jean Todt]

Quiet One, on 17 November 2009 - 02:22 AM, said:

I took some pics of my empty house so here's one of my empty head just for the record. And yes, I got fatter, balder, older and grumpier and it shows. (And I have no idea at how to properly take a pic!)

Nice meeting you again Sir.....it seems as a person loses his hair, he gets more wiser..

[Kati]

Piotr, on 17 November 2009 - 01:54 AM, said:

Are you stating for the record that UR single and (potentially) available?
Dear, you need to meet a nice Polish boy who will charm you, will romance you for years to come, will be  faithful, and will treat you like a qeen.

Come to think of it, my friend in Poland has a good looking son who just turn 20...
But you would HAVE to become Kubica's fan (mandatory, I'm afraid).

(just kidding)

no, i'm single since... may?! hahahahaha ^^
u really offering me a polish? i'm gon start a world atlas.

[freaky2]

@ Andrés: Get rid of the grumpy bit and we'll live with the rest ^^
@Mike: Thanks for the compliment
@Eric: C'mon, we've seen you already (at least I have), so who cares?

[Piotr]

freaky2, on 16 November 2009 - 09:13 PM, said:

To forget that mental image *returns the smirk*, a pic of me and a friend ^^



I should have decent pics of just me, but I'll never see them.. (the friend who took them is famous for being too busy to spread them around >.<)

Nothing wrong with this pic...

[Piotr]

Quiet One, on 17 November 2009 - 02:22 AM, said:

I took some pics of my empty house so here's one of my empty head just for the record. And yes, I got fatter, balder, older and grumpier and it shows. (And I have no idea at how to properly take a pic!)

Not standing in front of the window, which is a horrible background and causes contrast issues...
And I have a news flash- we all get fatter, balder, and-those of us married-grumpier.

[Piotr]

Kati, on 17 November 2009 - 10:55 AM, said:

no, i'm single since... may?! hahahahaha ^^
u really offering me a polish? i'm gon start a world atlas.

Hey, world travel makes you wiser, I'd say.
And I'm only offering a suggestion.

[Argento Reloaded]

Ben: it´s a metter of time... wait all you´ll see how the over 25 people start to appelling to you!

Oh, Nooo the  very bald avenger is back! Sir, where did you have been?

Tanita nice pic but I know very well your type o f woman: you go to the kindergartens and start giving sweets to children to find a friend or boyfriend!

Your friend is a baby!

[freaky2]

Ahahahah, I got the Chupa Chups from my best friend, the one who's taking the picture, actually she's the one who loves giving them out... I didn't know it was a part of a ploy!

[Kopite Girl]

Nice to see you again Andres! Just you keep rubbing those eyes for me!

@Tanita - I thought I recognised the hat. I'd love to go to one of those convention things, I know its not 'anime' as such but I'd love to cosplay as either Tifa from FF7, Rikku or Lulu from FFX, Trish from DMC, Alessa from Silent Hill, i know he's a guy but he rocks Altair from Assassins Creed. I've already done Lara Croft and Trinity from The Matrix.  But I'm digressing. You look fab and everyone else does too!

[Argento Reloaded]

freaky2, on 17 November 2009 - 01:28 PM, said:

Ahahahah, I got the Chupa Chups from my best friend, the one who's taking the picture, actually she's the one who loves giving them out... I didn't know it was a part of a ploy!

It always is!

[freaky2]

Girl Racer, on 17 November 2009 - 05:05 PM, said:

Nice to see you again Andres! Just you keep rubbing those eyes for me!

@Tanita - I thought I recognised the hat. I'd love to go to one of those convention things, I know its not 'anime' as such but I'd love to cosplay as either Tifa from FF7, Rikku or Lulu from FFX, Trish from DMC, Alessa from Silent Hill, i know he's a guy but he rocks Altair from Assassins Creed. I've already done Lara Croft and Trinity from The Matrix.  But I'm digressing. You look fab and everyone else does too!

Ahahah, I know who Tifa is for the sole reason that the first time I went to this convention a friend bought a keychain and another friend told me: "we all know what he sees in her.. the tits!" Never forgot that xDD I'm sure you'd have the whole place salivating And there are already tons of people dresssed as characters from games, in fact, again the first time I went, I learned who Dante from DMC was because there was this HOT guy cosplayed as him behind us on the queue
(Who doesn't digress anyway )

[Kopite Girl]

freaky2, on 17 November 2009 - 06:19 PM, said:

Ahahah, I know who Tifa is for the sole reason that the first time I went to this convention a friend bought a keychain and another friend told me: "we all know what he sees in her.. the tits!" Never forgot that xDD I'm sure you'd have the whole place salivating And there are already tons of people dresssed as characters from games, in fact, again the first time I went, I learned who Dante from DMC was because there was this HOT guy cosplayed as him behind us on the queue
(Who doesn't digress anyway )

ROFL! Thats funny xD - i'd have to stuff socks, tissue paper and cotton wool to get these babies to match Tifa Lockheart! Knowing my luck it'd rain xD lol

I'd have loved to have seen Dante though. Or Seifer FF8/Auron FFX. The next time you go give me a shout, will send you details on PM email, etc. Would love to tag along!

[lewisthegreat2]

Piotr, on 17 November 2009 - 01:48 AM, said:

Junior! Stop talking about things you don't understand, and stop looking in the mirror while posting on internet !
(darn, right into the gutter again...)

However, I do hope that at 16 you did have that talk with your Father/male guardian about the bees, and the flowers, and....

You have a son...just where'd he come from?  I remember when I was 6 and saw an episode of "Full House" that my sister was watching and when Jesse and his bitch wanted to have a kid, it just showed them gettinginto bed and then they turned the lights out, so I figured to get pregnant you probably just slept a lot.  Which made me nervous whenever my mom or sister slept in on weekends.  I also thought you'd get pregnant by praying and asking God to make you pregnant.  If only I was a good Christian like I used to be...

How could I not understand Extenze?    The ad's only shown 397 times during SPEED's coverage of the average F1 race (did you ever notice that people who watch F1 in the USA must be ultimate losers?  Every commercial is about male enhancement or getting out of debt or finding ways to not pay your auto repair bills when the best way to STOP AUTO REPAIR BILLS NOW!!! is to buy a car that wasn't built by GM).

I'd hope everyone knows by 10, let alone 16, especially considering 16's the age of consent in MA.  Which is, in a word, awkward.  They should raise that to 18 and raise the drivers' license age to 30.

But anyway, back on topic before we get out asses whooped for taking this thread off-topic like we did 10 pages ago or so last year.

freaky2, on 17 November 2009 - 12:00 PM, said:

@Eric: C'mon, we've seen you already (at least I have), so who cares?

Out of curiosity, how?  That video I posted here once in a random thread?  Yeah, that doesn't even count considering I had really short hair and was a few inches shorter back when that was filmed.  So...no, no one's seen me.

I have no issues with people knowing what I look like, but I still think it's awkward.  I'm average; I wouldn't call myself particularly attractive (to girls my age) or particularly unattractive (to girls my age).   I'm an average size for my age (compared to others at my school at least) at 5'11" (1.8034 m) and weigh 72.574 kg.  I have average length brown hair, and average features.  I'm caucasian.  Now everyone knows what I look like.  Yay!

[Piotr]

lewisthegreat2, on 17 November 2009 - 08:14 PM, said:

You have a son...just where'd he come from?  I remember when I was 6 and saw an episode of "Full House" that my sister was watching and when Jesse and his bitch wanted to have a kid, it just showed them gettinginto bed and then they turned the lights out, so I figured to get pregnant you probably just slept a lot.  Which made me nervous whenever my mom or sister slept in on weekends.  I also thought you'd get pregnant by praying and asking God to make you pregnant.  If only I was a good Christian like I used to be...

How could I not understand Extenze?    The ad's only shown 397 times during SPEED's coverage of the average F1 race (did you ever notice that people who watch F1 in the USA must be ultimate losers?  Every commercial is about male enhancement or getting out of debt or finding ways to not pay your auto repair bills when the best way to STOP AUTO REPAIR BILLS NOW!!! is to buy a car that wasn't built by GM).

I'd hope everyone knows by 10, let alone 16, especially considering 16's the age of consent in MA.  Which is, in a word, awkward.  They should raise that to 18 and raise the drivers' license age to 30.

But anyway, back on topic before we get out asses whooped for taking this thread off-topic like we did 10 pages ago or so last year.



Out of curiosity, how?  That video I posted here once in a random thread?  Yeah, that doesn't even count considering I had really short hair and was a few inches shorter back when that was filmed.  So...no, no one's seen me.

I have no issues with people knowing what I look like, but I still think it's awkward.  I'm average; I wouldn't call myself particularly attractive (to girls my age) or particularly unattractive (to girls my age).   I'm an average size for my age (compared to others at my school at least) at 5'11" (1.8034 m) and weigh 72.574 kg.  I have average length brown hair, and average features.  I'm caucasian.  Now everyone knows what I look like.  Yay!

To the best of my knowledge, you are correct about where the babies come from, except that the other possibility is by fission, like bacteria. Also, when a woman stops taking her pills, the baby will spontaneously grow in her stomach (kinda like a brussel sprout).

Ya know, I DID notice these commercials on SPEED. WTF?? I guess people who wake up at 4 am to watch 22 cars going in circles very fast have nothing better to do, ergo need help with their social life...

5'11" is above average. I'm average at 5'10". Unless you belong to the next generation...

[Kopite Girl]

Whats the average height for girls\women?

[elgo]

abbas_gear, on 17 November 2009 - 12:12 AM, said:

Would be nice if you post your pic too..

So, Eric, Alehope, Adam, Maure are some of the regular memebers who havn't posted their pic till now...PUSSSIES.....

I did post a pic once...but deleted it after.I don't feel very comfortable showing pics of myself on the internet.
Anyway,this is one of me and a piece of my bf this summer
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lewisthegreat2, on 17 November 2009 - 08:14 PM, said:

Out of curiosity, how?  That video I posted here once in a random thread?  Yeah, that doesn't even count considering I had really short hair and was a few inches shorter back when that was filmed.  So...no, no one's seen me.

I have no issues with people knowing what I look like, but I still think it's awkward.  I'm average; I wouldn't call myself particularly attractive (to girls my age) or particularly unattractive (to girls my age).   I'm an average size for my age (compared to others at my school at least) at 5'11" (1.8034 m) and weigh 72.574 kg.  I have average length brown hair, and average features.  I'm caucasian.  Now everyone knows what I look like.  Yay!

WHERE?WHERE IS THAT VIDEO??
Although,tbh,I think it's probably not you who appears...you refuse to post a single pic and you post a video?

[lewisthegreat2]

Piotr, on 17 November 2009 - 08:37 PM, said:

To the best of my knowledge, you are correct about where the babies come from, except that the other possibility is by fission, like bacteria. Also, when a woman stops taking her pills, the baby will spontaneously grow in her stomach (kinda like a brussel sprout).

Ya know, I DID notice these commercials on SPEED. WTF?? I guess people who wake up at 4 am to watch 22 cars going in circles very fast have nothing better to do, ergo need help with their social life...

5'11" is above average. I'm average at 5'10". Unless you belong to the next generation...

5'11" is probably above the national average of adult males, but I do think it does change with my crazy-a## future 21st century Y2K zomg generation.  I feel pretty short at school, to be honest; most of the guys in my grade and the seniors are in the 6s (we have one kid who is 6'6").  As American food is so heavily processed, the growth hormones in it are insane, so we're all kind of tall I guess.  It's making funtime "changes" start a lot earlier, too, which is just great...eventually they'll have to teach sex ed at pre-school.  Won't that be a jolly old time?

[lewisthegreat2]

elgo, on 17 November 2009 - 08:51 PM, said:

WHERE?WHERE IS THAT VIDEO??
Although,tbh,I think it's probably not you who appears...you refuse to post a single pic and you post a video?

It's on (insert porn site here).

No, it's on YouTube, but I'm not re-posting it because it doesn't even look like me anymore and it's your own fault for not seeing it .  I was making a Spanish video and pointed out how I had said "uh-whore-uh" instead of "a-ora" for "ahora" and couldn't be arsed to do another take, and one member (ecap, I think) requested a link so I posted it briefly.  I edited the post a day later and got rid of the link, though, because I realized guests could see it and I started getting random comments from British people.

[Quiet One]

@Guille: Thanks! I was having a vacation from TF1. Sadly (for you people) I am back

@Steph: Ok! Should I rub them till they squirt?

@Tanita & Eli: oh, if I only were younger, lived in Europe and if you had worse taste regarding men or, at least, were desperate enough! How happy we could be!

(I'm incurably romantic, you see)

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer]

You need to put some more lightbulbs in your fan-light... or have they been removed as the glare off your magnificent cranium is too much

[Kopite Girl]

Elgo, you're gorgeous! Right now I'm proud to be a member of the sexy women of TF1 club. We must be the best lookin bunch on any forum! Yes, I'm a cheeky c#cky minx but I'm honest. Here come the girls!

[Piotr]

Girl Racer, on 17 November 2009 - 11:57 PM, said:

Elgo, you're gorgeous! Right now I'm proud to be a member of the sexy women of TF1 club. We must be the best lookin bunch on any forum! Yes, I'm a cheeky c#cky minx but I'm honest. Here come the girls!

errr... wouldn't this make you a hermaphrodite???

[Quiet One]

Girl Racer, on 17 November 2009 - 11:57 PM, said:

Elgo, you're gorgeous! Right now I'm proud to be a member of the sexy women of TF1 club. We must be the best lookin bunch on any forum! Yes, I'm a cheeky c#cky minx but I'm honest. Here come the girls!

Actually, you are right. Which is great!
Regretgfully, most guys here are good looking, too, and that worries me. They are breaking the pact! Because men (and I guess women too) have signed a pact you know? And the pact says: you can be good looking, or you can be smart, but you can't be both. So to be outsmarted by good looking guys is equivalent to a war declaration on us homely people!

I warn you, all you hot guys out there...from now on, you better start posting stupid things about rugby and limit your vocabulary to the following: "Awesome!" "n00b" and "w00t" and let us aestethically challenged do the smart talk so at least girls can admire our brains and give us a chance when we reach 80 years and they can't care anymore about the good looks anyways. Or else!

[Kopite Girl]

Piotr, on 18 November 2009 - 12:12 AM, said:

errr... wouldn't this make you a hermaphrodite???

Well, whats a hermaphrodite? (Andres says you can't be smart and good looking so I opted for the latter!)

By the way, i appreciated your comment. Made me chuckle!

[Piotr]

Quiet One, on 18 November 2009 - 12:47 AM, said:

Actually, you are right. Which is great!
Regretgfully, most guys here are good looking, too, and that worries me. They are breaking the pact! Because men (and I guess women too) have signed a pact you know? And the pact says: you can be good looking, or you can be smart, but you can't be both. So to be outsmarted by good looking guys is equivalent to a war declaration on us homely people!

I warn you, all you hot guys out there...from now on, you better start posting stupid things about rugby and limit your vocabulary to the following: "Awesome!" "n00b" and "w00t" and let us aestethically challenged do the smart talk so at least girls can admire our brains and give us a chance when we reach 80 years and they can't care anymore about the good looks anyways. Or else!

Well, we can always hope for women like Steph who appreciate QUALITY of older men. Or at least say so.

[Piotr]

Girl Racer, on 18 November 2009 - 02:03 AM, said:

Well, whats a hermaphrodite? (Andres says you can't be smart and good looking so I opted for the latter!)

By the way, i appreciated your comment. Made me chuckle!

[Kopite Girl]

Piotr, on 18 November 2009 - 03:06 AM, said:

Well, we can always hope for women like Steph who appreciate QUALITY of older men. Or at least say so.

Believe a girl when she pays a compliment or tells you her 'preferences' - she's telling the truth!

[Piotr]

Girl Racer, on 18 November 2009 - 04:12 AM, said:

Believe a girl when she pays a compliment or tells you her 'preferences' - she's telling the truth!

Oh, I do. Two of my ex-girlfriends married men WAY older then themselves, and my wife also had a "thing" for older guys. Interestingly, I'm only 18 moth older then her. Hmmmm....I must be doing something right.

[Autumnpuma]

Girl Racer, on 18 November 2009 - 04:12 AM, said:

Believe a girl when she pays a compliment or tells you her 'preferences' - she's telling the truth!

And if she's lying, a man's better off not arguing the point.

[Kopite Girl]

Autumnpuma, on 18 November 2009 - 06:15 AM, said:

And if she's lying, a man's better off not arguing the point.

You've done your homework young man. 2 gold stars!

Guys. Women advice. Go to Mike, he has it figured!