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Ugliest Car Ever?

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That's just gratuitous automotive sluttery. It's like watching the plumber knock on the door, knowing full well that he's just there to shag the woman. The Pontiac is like watching a sexual encouter that just pops out from nowhere, catching you off guard; far more exciting. A bit like if your Uncle seduced you. You wouldn't expect that would you.

And whilst I'm talking utter bollocks with inappropriate and irrelevant analogy, it somehow reminds me of the Frankie Boyle line, "My first sexual experience was with my Mum's best friend........it was my Dad. It was the only time I believed him when he told me he loved me."

Or, another uncontroversial Boyle bite, "Lewis Hamilton has a brother who has Cerebral Palsy. I bet that's a slightly one sided sibling rivalry. "Hey, I won a race today". "Yeah? well I drank from a f*cking cup" ".

I understand you're type of porn-sluttery bollox, so here ya go:

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Love them both. They mutilated the Multipla with the facelift and completely destroyed the essence of the design. It happens all the time; get a bold design, ruin the intent of the original by dumbing it down in the facelift. See Rover 75, Alfa 156, Renault Megane, Ford Scorpio.....

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Hmm, we used to have a Ford Scorpio... it didn't look bad (from a kid's point of view) but my dad said it was horrible in every other aspect :lol:

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Ugliest car?

Possibly the original Fiat Multipla!

Nonce sense. It's a classic.

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You are scared of the Multipla, that's all. Because it doesn't follow conventional forms you choose to trash it and condemn it to the ugly pile. Imagine what my life would have been like if my wife had done the same with me. She gave me a chance. I proved my worth. She saw through the oddity. She has grown to love me. I convinced her that strange can be beautiful. I am living proof of function over form.

Arise dribltipla.

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No, ugliest has to be this oldy but goodie:

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:lol: Reminds me of a car I see every day (unfortunately) Renault Fuego:

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And its name is good chosen,cause by its sound I'd say it's going to start burning at any moment!

*fuego means fire in spainolo.

Oh and abbas,that car looks like a giant deep fryer

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Beat this, I am just back from Geneva motorshow, and I saw this car in flesh, it was so ugly that I didn't want to waste my batteries on taking pictures of that car.

http://www.worldcarfans.com/9090304.021/as...ncept-at-geneva

It has 2 uncommon issues:

1. it's an ugly Aston?????????

2. it's a Crossover/SUV Aston???????????????

Now I'm wondering whether it's uglier than the BMW X6??

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It has 2 uncommon issues:

1. it's an ugly Aston?????????

2. it's a Crossover/SUV Aston???????????????

Now I'm wondering whether it's uglier than the BMW X6??

I like the X6, but this car I saw was so ugly, Elgo has the right words for it, well almost! Its even worse. In pictures you can't see how ugly it is!

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That ^ was also an Aston Martin Lagonda from the 70s. Maybe ugliness is a Lagonda thang....

May be thats why they died! Now reborn after getting inspiration from cars like Cayenne! :D

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I like the X6, but this car I saw was so ugly, Elgo has the right words for it, well almost! Its even worse. In pictures you can't see how ugly it is!
:lol::lol:

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Abbas, how is the Frazer Nash in the flesh? pics shows it interesting but with some "dark" points: the glass surfaces are not integrated well with the steel ones. let me know your impressions (lucky bstrd!)

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