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[dribbler]

Kay_zee, on Mar 9 2007, 07:16 PM, said:

I used to play the drums.

Before i got married i used to go out on the town and play the girl bongos.

[ecapdeville]

dribbler, on Mar 9 2007, 01:19 PM, said:

Before i got married i used to go out on the town and play the girl bongos.

Another reply like this and Mrs Dribble wont take you to travel again ahhh!



So...lets make the Total F1 band!

I play the bass...Dribb the Guitar (sorry no bongos!), the Quite one play keyboards and Kay the Drums...who joins us????

[Autumnpuma]

pabloh20, on Mar 9 2007, 04:56 AM, said:

Excellent, Ecap.  I think we should get a TF1 band together.  I can play guitar, badly, but I can play - well I never said it had to be a good band!!  
Me too, Sato.  I think the implication is that we are not average, we are 'special'!!   How cool is that!  

monza gorilla, on Mar 9 2007, 05:10 AM, said:

I have a bass. And like Paul, I can play badly. No effort at all.

Quiet One, on Mar 9 2007, 05:26 AM, said:

I play keyboards, mostly classic rock and R&B piano. Been ages since I last played on a band, though   Been thinking about getting myself a keyboard again and do some stuff with all those wonderful programs that there are now for computers (Reason, for example). You can do some really cool things with those. I've been experimenting a little.

dribbler, on Mar 9 2007, 11:13 AM, said:

I play guitar and i sing.

Kay_zee, on Mar 9 2007, 11:16 AM, said:

I used to play the drums.

ecapdeville, on Mar 9 2007, 12:53 PM, said:

Another reply like this and Mrs Dribble wont take you to travel again ahhh!



So...lets make the Total F1 band!

I play the bass...Dribb the Guitar (sorry no bongos!), the Quite one play keyboards and Kay the Drums...who joins us????

I'll be your audience, sitting on my arse and drinking a couple dozen Stellas. I promise not to heckle very often and I'll applaud when a beer isn't in my hand. Hell, I'll even throw my panties on-stage.

[pumpdoc]

Autumnpuma, on Mar 9 2007, 12:58 PM, said:

I'll be your audience, sitting on my arse and drinking a couple dozen Stellas. I promise not to heckle very often and I'll applaud when a beer isn't in my hand. Hell, I'll even throw my panties on-stage.

ewwwwww

Back in the day I played the electric organ, can I join? can I, can I?

[ecapdeville]

pumpdoc, on Mar 9 2007, 03:03 PM, said:

ewwwwww

Back in the day I played the electric organ, can I join? can I, can I?

Of course you can!!!!!!

Who else????

[Sato]

If I was any good I'd play rhythm guitar, but I'm quite poor.

[Quiet One]

dribbler, on Mar 9 2007, 07:18 PM, said:

Cakewalk is mighty Andres. The only thing is, i open it up and lose a week. The possibilities are endless.

Haven't used Cakewalk in ages! I guess it must have evolved a little bit in the past 10 years. I should give it a try again, I really loved it the past. Used to hook up my keyboard and spend countless hours performing crimes against music Reason is great too, have you tried it?
Darn, I want to get myself a new keyboard and start making noise again!

Edit: I just noticed this is my post 1,001 Gee, how much crap can I write!

Edited by Quiet One, 09 March 2007 - 10:11 PM.

[ecapdeville]

Quiet One, on Mar 9 2007, 04:10 PM, said:

Haven't used Cakewalk in ages! I guess it must have evolved a little bit in the past 10 years. I should give it a try again, I really loved it the past. Used to hook up my keyboard and spend countless hours performing crimes against music Reason is great too, have you tried it?
Darn, I want to get myself a new keyboard and start making noise again!

Edit: I just noticed this is my post 1,001 Gee, how much crap can I write!

I do that a lot...jaja...both oh that...write much crap too, my 3999th post! and connect my USB keyboard to my Mac and record using Garageband...I love to play, and post in this forum.

one more for the 4000!

[dribbler]

Quiet One, on Mar 9 2007, 10:10 PM, said:

Haven't used Cakewalk in ages! I guess it must have evolved a little bit in the past 10 years. I should give it a try again, I really loved it the past. Used to hook up my keyboard and spend countless hours performing crimes against music Reason is great too, have you tried it?
Darn, I want to get myself a new keyboard and start making noise again!

Edit: I just noticed this is my post 1,001 Gee, how much crap can I write!

Haven't used reason. Don't worry about the crap posts, haven't seen any from you so far. Here's to the next thousand  

Edited by dribbler, 09 March 2007 - 10:50 PM.

[Kati]

Quiet One, on Mar 9 2007, 10:10 PM, said:

Edit: I just noticed this is my post 1,001 Gee, how much crap can I write!

Oooooh.... Congrats! You must b proud... *lol*

Edited by Katy H., 09 March 2007 - 11:23 PM.

[Quiet One]

Katy H., on Mar 9 2007, 11:23 PM, said:

Oooooh.... Congrats! You must b proud... *lol*

No, not really. I am truly amazed I wrote a thousand posts. I need to go out more

[Max Mosley]

Quiet One, on Mar 9 2007, 01:26 PM, said:

I play keyboards, mostly classic rock and R&B piano. Been ages since I last played on a band, though Been thinking about getting myself a keyboard again and do some stuff with all those wonderful programs that there are now for computers (Reason, for example). You can do some really cool things with those. I've been experimenting a little.

Me too Andres, except I normally play classical piano music, not very well of course.  My friends in school were really musical and we had a band, which had a grand total of one public gig: we did a concert at our school (when we were about 18 as it happens) where we did REM, Radiohead etc songs that my friends arranged.  During lunch we'd go improvise in the music rooms or at a friend's house near by, once we were old enough to be allowed to leave school grounds!  Happy memories - I'd love to be in a band again for real.  Now I'd also like to be a rapper though!   Watch out for muddlelytalker spitting science over Dre's beats, dissing filthy cu nt fifty cent and giving props to Eminem in the near future...

And congrats on the post count, oh-not-so-quiet-one-after-all!

Edited by Murray Walker, 10 March 2007 - 12:37 AM.

[Quiet One]

Murray Walker, on Mar 10 2007, 12:36 AM, said:

Me too Andres, except I normally play classical piano music, not very well of course.  My friends in school were really musical and we had a band, which had a grand total of one public gig: we did a concert at our school (when we were about 18 as it happens) where we did REM, Radiohead etc songs that my friends arranged.  During lunch we'd go improvise in the music rooms or at a friend's house near by, once we were old enough to be allowed to leave school grounds!  Happy memories - I'd love to be in a band again for real.  Now I'd also like to be a rapper though!   Watch out for muddlelytalker spitting science over Dre's beats, dissing filthy cu nt fifty cent and giving props to Eminem in the near future...

And congrats on the post count, oh-not-so-quiet-one-after-all!

Thank you, my friend.
I played in many bands with friends, all of them of zero success
My worst best moment during my band member life was at one show we did with a band. The pub was packed (200+ persons, our biggest crowd ever). To further feed my ego, I acted as a guest musician for a band that played before ours. So, I played for them. At the end, the band singer and leader said "a big applause for our guest, Andres" followed by a 200+ crowd cheering me. I was in heaven. I bowed and moved away from my two keyboards (a Korg M1 and an Ensoniq Mirage) to step forward. As my luck would have it, there was a hole in the floor where a spotlight was supposed to be, only it wasn't. So i stepped on it and suddenly my right leg dissapeared through the hole. At the same time, my left hand, waving in the air trying desperately to grab onto something, knocked off the ensoniq, which fell vertically right on my head. For 5 eternal minutes, all you could see and hear was 200+ persons laughing and choking. In fact, the members of the band tried to help me out of that hole, but they were laughing and I was laughing too (despite the horrible pain of having a leg scratched all over and bleeding and my groin muscles strained from the fall) so they couldnt help me. Really a glorious moment...

[Max Mosley]

  Great story Andres.  Poor you.  *Stupid spotlight!*     But very funny moment, in retrospect!

[pabloh20]

Autumnpuma, on Mar 9 2007, 08:58 PM, said:

I'll be your audience, sitting on my arse and drinking a couple dozen Stellas. I promise not to heckle very often and I'll applaud when a beer isn't in my hand. Hell, I'll even throw my panties on-stage.

Panties ok, but if it's a gstring, well they ride up your butt creak something fierce so they acquire................anyway nothing more needs to be said, I think!  

Sato, on Mar 9 2007, 09:46 PM, said:

If I was any good I'd play rhythm guitar, but I'm quite poor.

Doesn't look like it will matter!  

Murray Walker, on Mar 10 2007, 12:36 AM, said:

Me too Andres, except I normally play classical piano music, not very well of course.  My friends in school were really musical and we had a band, which had a grand total of one public gig: we did a concert at our school (when we were about 18 as it happens) where we did REM, Radiohead etc songs that my friends arranged.  During lunch we'd go improvise in the music rooms or at a friend's house near by, once we were old enough to be allowed to leave school grounds!  Happy memories - I'd love to be in a band again for real.  Now I'd also like to be a rapper though!   Watch out for muddlelytalker spitting science over Dre's beats, dissing filthy cu nt fifty cent and giving props to Eminem in the near future...

And congrats on the post count, oh-not-so-quiet-one-after-all!

Your welcome to join the band......hold on, wait a minute, maybe we should pass on that!!  

Quiet One, on Mar 10 2007, 12:48 AM, said:

Thank you, my friend.
I played in many bands with friends, all of them of zero success
My worst best moment during my band member life was at one show we did with a band. The pub was packed (200+ persons, our biggest crowd ever). To further feed my ego, I acted as a guest musician for a band that played before ours. So, I played for them. At the end, the band singer and leader said "a big applause for our guest, Andres" followed by a 200+ crowd cheering me. I was in heaven. I bowed and moved away from my two keyboards (a Korg M1 and an Ensoniq Mirage) to step forward. As my luck would have it, there was a hole in the floor where a spotlight was supposed to be, only it wasn't. So i stepped on it and suddenly my right leg dissapeared through the hole. At the same time, my left hand, waving in the air trying desperately to grab onto something, knocked off the ensoniq, which fell vertically right on my head. For 5 eternal minutes, all you could see and hear was 200+ persons laughing and choking. In fact, the members of the band tried to help me out of that hole, but they were laughing and I was laughing too (despite the horrible pain of having a leg scratched all over and bleeding and my groin muscles strained from the fall) so they couldnt help me. Really a glorious moment...

Ok who are the roadies for the TF1 band??  Can we make sure there is a spotlight hole stage left?  No, just a bit further over, that's it, just by Andres' keyboards...........I'll teach you to put bloody mines in my room!  

Edited by pabloh20, 12 March 2007 - 12:28 PM.

[Jenson_Rules]

If any of you wanna see the sugababes and girls aoud perform the coic relief single atrociously then here you go...


Never thought I'd say this but they really should have mimed that cos the songs s##t and doesnt suit their voices for a start and they just all sounded pretty s##t and Nadine when she did her high note god knows why she giggled whilst doing it, silly irish bint LOL!

[Shane2]

They should have those songs done by real artists not glorified girl bands

[Quiet One]

pabloh20, on Mar 12 2007, 12:27 PM, said:

Panties ok, but if it's a gstring, well they ride up your butt creak something fierce so they acquire................anyway nothing more needs to be said, I think!  
Doesn't look like it will matter!  
Your welcome to join the band......hold on, wait a minute, maybe we should pass on that!!  


Ok who are the roadies for the TF1 band??  Can we make sure there is a spotlight hole stage left?  No, just a bit further over, that's it, just by Andres' keyboards...........I'll teach you to put bloody mines in my room!  

Well, as you can see, at least there was no permanent brain damage after that Come to think of it...  

[pabloh20]

Quiet One, on Mar 12 2007, 04:17 PM, said:

Well, as you can see, at least there was no permanent brain damage after that Come to think of it...  

That's because I sent the wife and kids in first.  Now I am suffering a fate worse than death - I actually have to make my own tea, iron my own clothes, clean the toilet (ok that only needs doing once a year, but you get the idea), but worst of all I have to physically get up and get my own drink during a football match - that's just barbaric and I hope you're ashamed of yourself!

I do get to watch more porn though.......

[Max Mosley]

[Jenson_Rules]

Shane2, on Mar 12 2007, 04:07 PM, said:

They should have those songs done by real artists not glorified girl bands

oh whatever!

[dribbler]

Jenson_Rules!!!, on Mar 12 2007, 03:52 PM, said:

If any of you wanna see the sugababes and girls aoud perform the coic relief single atrociously then here you go...


Never thought I'd say this but they really should have mimed that cos the songs s##t and doesnt suit their voices for a start and they just all sounded pretty s##t and Nadine when she did her high note god knows why she giggled whilst doing it, silly irish bint LOL!

No Ben, they shouldn't have mimed. They sang live, they were apalling and at last you are enlightened. Now for christs sake, go and buy 'Entroducing' by DJ Shadow, skin up a fat one, stick some cans on and come back when you have learned something.

Whilst you're in the Galleria, buy 'Talking Book' by Stevie Wonder, 'Hot Rats' by Frank Zappa and 'Out Of The Blue' by The Electric Light Orchestra.

[Jenson_Rules]

How did you know I was in the Galleria? I brought the single mwah! I also brought bring it on from HMV haha! Just cos they sounded average in that perf does not mean i dislike them, i still love them more than any band before them

[Autumnpuma]

dribbler, on Mar 12 2007, 02:02 PM, said:

No Ben, they shouldn't have mimed. They sang live, they were apalling and at last you are enlightened. Now for christs sake, go and buy 'Entroducing' by DJ Shadow, skin up a fat one, stick some cans on and come back when you have learned something.

Whilst you're in the Galleria, buy 'Talking Book' by Stevie Wonder, 'Hot Rats' by Frank Zappa and 'Out Of The Blue' by The Electric Light Orchestra.

I re-name you 'the Maestro'. Very fine musical tastes (especially Shadow....he started out in Cali I think...).

I wonder if poor Ben know what 'cans' are...speaking of which, the 'phones these days are woefully dainty and are more 'lids' than 'cans'.

[Jenson_Rules]

i'm guessing cans are reather large earphones of which go over the ear instead of in them. I actually have asked for a set of bose ones for my birthday cos despite being quite large they are better sound quality and look cool lol! Is DJ shadow dance or drum n bass. If so i shall check it out!

[Jenson_Rules]

OMG i thought my music taste was bad but surely?! Entroducing is a load of old poo, number 1 al the songs on it sound the same to me and its very boring!

[dribbler]

At 10.46pm you ask me who or what DJ shadow is. at 10.49pm you give me a full critical evaluation of his album. Are you a speed critic? or is there something wrong with the TF1 clock?  Incidentally, i believe Mr Joshua Davis is referred to as Trip Hop.

Does it take you three minutes to do everything that you should be doing slowly and carefully?

Edited by dribbler, 12 March 2007 - 11:41 PM.

[Autumnpuma]

dribbler, on Mar 12 2007, 03:39 PM, said:

At 10.46pm you ask me who or what DJ shadow is. at 10.49pm you give me a full critical evaluation of his album. Are you a speed critic? or is there something wrong with the TF1 clock?  Incidentally, i believe Mr Joshua Davis is referred to as Trip Hop.

Does it take you three minutes to do everything that you should be doing slowly and carefully?

[Jenson_Rules]

I went on iTunes and listened to clips of all the songs. ANd each one sounded the same and that really is nt the sort of music i like. I really dont like any sort of rap/hiphop type stuff!

[Quiet One]

Jenson_Rules!!!, on Mar 12 2007, 11:49 PM, said:

I went on iTunes and listened to clips of all the songs. ANd each one sounded the same and that really is nt the sort of music i like. I really dont like any sort of rap/hiphop type stuff!

He is hopeless! Let's focus on Jemstride, maybe we are still in time to save him instead!