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Let's have a field day of swear words!

Congunontong

Fongucongkong

Bongasongtongarongdong.

(I'm laughing out loud to myself, in an empty house and an empty thread. This is bad. In fact it's vongerongyong bad).

I'm such a tongwongatong.

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(I'm laughing out loud to myself, in an empty house and an empty thread. This is bad. In fact it's vongerongyong bad).

Oh, tonghongatong's gongrongeatong. I am longaugonginongg mongysongelongfong.

I hongoponge it wongasong wongelonglong songpongelonglongedong.

:lol:

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Chillaxing (chillax) - to chill out or relax.

Mosing around - engaging in naughtiness with prostitutes.

Hampitting - the 'art' of crashing on the entry/exit of the pitlane.

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Tail fin - the back of Kimi's car.

Dorsal fins- Kimi's genitals.

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:lol: Very good!.......

The following were results for an Ozwords competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition. You clearly need to be an Aussie to understand!!!???

* billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole

* bludgie: a partner who doesn

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Jockchav: A scottish chav

Geezerboy: A male that isn't 18 yet classes himself a man

Dimbo: - A very dim person that is also quite stupid

Biggie Shoes: Big Issue sellers

Smexy: Smarmy, yet sexy.

Boobylicious: A well endowed woman.

c#ckalicious: A well endowed man.

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Satirical one for the Brits;

Sachsophone - Device for recording lurid sexual messages.

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Satirical one for the Brits;

Sachsophone - Device for recording lurid sexual messages.

Haha. I hear those devices can be quite expensive.

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Pornostic: the art to predict how FIA will f###ck the F1 teams and fans.

Fruitology: the art of sending fruit (sending fruit is a local expression regarding people who convincingly says nothing at all during long lasting speeches)

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'Dikfore' - use this word at random in a conversation, eg. "Looks like it could be a dikfore to me"

This is to make people look silly, when they ask, "What's a dikfore" :blink:

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Its not new but I like 'skidlid' - a motorcycle crash helmet.

Beanchiller - someone who has a calming effect on you. As in 'I was mad yesterday but then I spoke to me beanchiller Kate.'

Devoed - Devastated.

Daved - a person who's slow on the uptake. 'I'm a bit Daved today'

Rageycaged - a bit nervous and annoyed at yourself because of it. I often am rageycaged!

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Mougasm - a pleasurable mouth experience.

Sockasm - a pleasurable sock experience.

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'Courtesy fart' - When someone is emarrassed 'cos they accidentaly cut the cheese, you let one fly as well, to break the ice so to speak. This is a courtesy fart. It also stops the post-fart embarrassment over the smell, no-one knows which one made you gag.

'Chairdom' - the rights to any chair in one's domain. Example: Daughter brings new boy-friend home to meet the parents... some Mothers could be heard whispering to their daughter, "Doris, get 'im out a ya Da's chair, 'e'll go bloody mad 'e will"

Sockasm - a pleasurable sock experience.
I've just had one of those moments when you can't tell others in the room why you were laughing - in barracks, late at night, we'd often hear a whisper, "Ey, pass the sock mate..." :lol:

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Most forums have some fine examples... :whistling:

Skyfish

1. Sanctimonious, Elitist, pedantic, aggressive, forum poster.

2. Harasses other posters with acidic comments.

3. Pretentious. Arrogant. Prick.

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