dribbler 6 Report post Posted June 12, 2008 Let's have a field day of swear words! Congunontong Fongucongkong Bongasongtongarongdong. (I'm laughing out loud to myself, in an empty house and an empty thread. This is bad. In fact it's vongerongyong bad). I'm such a tongwongatong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AleHop 0 Report post Posted June 12, 2008 (I'm laughing out loud to myself, in an empty house and an empty thread. This is bad. In fact it's vongerongyong bad). Oh, tonghongatong's gongrongeatong. I am longaugonginongg mongysongelongfong. I hongoponge it wongasong wongelonglong songpongelonglongedong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted June 12, 2008 Chillaxing (chillax) - to chill out or relax. Mosing around - engaging in naughtiness with prostitutes. Hampitting - the 'art' of crashing on the entry/exit of the pitlane. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted June 12, 2008 Tail fin - the back of Kimi's car. Dorsal fins- Kimi's genitals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookedon-f1 0 Report post Posted June 13, 2008 artery- study of paintings Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted June 14, 2008 Old wine in new bottle: Surface = Someone who's very skilled in surfing the waves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 Old wine in new bottle: Hijack = To join the mile-high club. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 Shwagger - The arrogant gait that comes from having knocked up a trophy babe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 Very good!....... The following were results for an Ozwords competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition. You clearly need to be an Aussie to understand!!!??? * billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole * bludgie: a partner who doesn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted October 29, 2008 Jockchav: A scottish chav Geezerboy: A male that isn't 18 yet classes himself a man Dimbo: - A very dim person that is also quite stupid Biggie Shoes: Big Issue sellers Smexy: Smarmy, yet sexy. Boobylicious: A well endowed woman. c#ckalicious: A well endowed man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted October 31, 2008 Satirical one for the Brits; Sachsophone - Device for recording lurid sexual messages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted November 1, 2008 Satirical one for the Brits;Sachsophone - Device for recording lurid sexual messages. Haha. I hear those devices can be quite expensive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted August 4, 2009 Jizzus - God of male fertility Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Argento Reloaded 1 Report post Posted August 4, 2009 Pornostic: the art to predict how FIA will f###ck the F1 teams and fans. Fruitology: the art of sending fruit (sending fruit is a local expression regarding people who convincingly says nothing at all during long lasting speeches) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted September 28, 2009 Soliloquacious - The quality of talking excessively to oneself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted February 10, 2010 Frostitute : A whore who's dead fish in bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted February 10, 2010 Shagtastic. Self-explanatory, really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted February 12, 2010 'Dikfore' - use this word at random in a conversation, eg. "Looks like it could be a dikfore to me" This is to make people look silly, when they ask, "What's a dikfore" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted February 12, 2010 Old wine in new bottle: Continued : A shaven pussy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopite Girl 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2010 Its not new but I like 'skidlid' - a motorcycle crash helmet. Beanchiller - someone who has a calming effect on you. As in 'I was mad yesterday but then I spoke to me beanchiller Kate.' Devoed - Devastated. Daved - a person who's slow on the uptake. 'I'm a bit Daved today' Rageycaged - a bit nervous and annoyed at yourself because of it. I often am rageycaged! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted February 15, 2010 Mougasm - a pleasurable mouth experience. Sockasm - a pleasurable sock experience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted February 15, 2010 'Courtesy fart' - When someone is emarrassed 'cos they accidentaly cut the cheese, you let one fly as well, to break the ice so to speak. This is a courtesy fart. It also stops the post-fart embarrassment over the smell, no-one knows which one made you gag. 'Chairdom' - the rights to any chair in one's domain. Example: Daughter brings new boy-friend home to meet the parents... some Mothers could be heard whispering to their daughter, "Doris, get 'im out a ya Da's chair, 'e'll go bloody mad 'e will" Sockasm - a pleasurable sock experience. I've just had one of those moments when you can't tell others in the room why you were laughing - in barracks, late at night, we'd often hear a whisper, "Ey, pass the sock mate..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Persevere 0 Report post Posted February 15, 2010 Sockasm - a pleasurable sock experience. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted May 14, 2010 Vagetarian - One who's obsessed with eating axe-wounds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted May 14, 2010 Most forums have some fine examples... Skyfish 1. Sanctimonious, Elitist, pedantic, aggressive, forum poster. 2. Harasses other posters with acidic comments. 3. Pretentious. Arrogant. Prick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites