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[Jean Todt 4]

I wonder which ones that could be...

look at the mirror

[Jean Todt 4]

Or claim they work in an F1 team, post twice and disappear.....

I wonder how they expect us to react when they say they work for F1 team, like making a workship thread for them?

[Eric 0]

I wonder how they expect us to react when they say they work for F1 team, like making a workship thread for them?

I work for an F1 team.

I want that thread, and I want it within 5 min.

[Jean Todt 4]

I work for an F1 team.

I want that thread, and I want it within 5 min.

p**s on the mirror

[aussief1 4]

Hi, thought I'd sign up as this looks like a place for quality F1 discussion at the sort of level that I like. I'm 22, male and from England.

Welcome to the forum Garth, hope these guys haven

[ecapdeville 0]

Welcome to the forum Garth, hope these guys haven

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

But I really do work for an F1 team.

In team Danica, where there are mirrors on the ceiling of her dressing room and you are her personnel Masseur?

[aussief1 4]

I

[Eric 0]

In team Danica, where there are mirrors on the ceiling of her dressing room and you are her personnel Masseur?

I can't tell you which team I work for, but I can tell you that I used to work for McLaren, but after a certain incident with a rather large photocopy, I no longer work there. Fear not, espionage didn't ruin my career, I simply photocopied the Ferrari janitor's license and went to work for a new team!

We need to learn not to scare off the new members people!!!!!

Yeah, we do. My suggestion: ban Nathan from posting in welcome threads. It's his fault.

[hookedon-f1 0]

Thanks, but aren't you a little over a year too late?

[hookedon-f1 0]

I can't tell you which team I work for, but I can tell you that I used to work for McLaren, but after a certain incident with a rather large photocopy, I no longer work there. Fear not, espionage didn't ruin my career, I simply photocopied the Ferrari janitor's license and went to work for a new team!

[aussief1 4]

I can't tell you which team I work for, but I can tell you that I used to work for McLaren, but after a certain incident with a rather large photocopy, I no longer work there. Fear not, espionage didn't ruin my career, I simply photocopied the Ferrari janitor's license and went to work for a new team!

Yeah, we do. My suggestion: ban Nathan from posting in welcome threads. It's his fault.

[Jean Todt 4]

I can't tell you which team I work for, but I can tell you that I used to work for McLaren, but after a certain incident with a rather large photocopy, I no longer work there. Fear not, espionage didn't ruin my career, I simply photocopied the Ferrari janitor's license and went to work for a new team!

Yeah, we do. My suggestion: ban Nathan from posting in welcome threads. It's his fault.

[Jez 0]

Umm welcome aboard Garth? Jeez you guys

[pabloh20 1]

Umm welcome aboard Garth? Jeez you guys

Exactly!! Honestly, people I despair!!!

Well, what is blindingly obvious is that if we are nice (well, as nice as we get) to new people they don't stay, but if we are nasty to them they hang around. I hope this lesson has been learnt and will be referenced for future use

[dribbler 6]

Ah, f*ck him. These guys who join, then f*ck off. What, are we just here to be used and abused? Does he have any idea of the magnitude of this website? Does he realise how brilliant we all are?

This is the best F1 website on the internet.

Praise be.

Let's all have a group hug. Yuk! Chris has got a stiffy!

Okay, Garth. I understand. Got to planetf1.

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

Let's all have a group hug. Yuk! Chris has got a stiffy!

That's only because I was squidged in my hug next to Katy H.

[Quiet One 15]

That's only because I was squidged in my hug next to Katy H.

Actually, it was me wearing my new wig.

Glad you like it, anyways.

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

Actually, it was me wearing my new wig.

Shh, don't tell everyone or they'll all want to have a go.

[Eric 0]

You're all sick, twisted perverted old men hitting on an innocent young girl the way you do.

And me? Why, my record is spotless

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

You're all sick, twisted perverted old men hitting on an innocent young girl the way you do.

I resemble that remark and believe me, Andres is no innocent young girl....

[Eric 0]

I resemble that remark and believe me, Andres is no innocent young girl....

You're right. So now it's incest, cuz you're both of the Pervertedoldmen family...

[dribbler 6]

That's only because I was squidged in my hug next to Katy H.

Understandable. But wait......why does she have stubble?........................

Actually, it was me wearing my new wig.

Glad you like it, anyways.

......man, you'll do anything for a bit of action. Chris prefers them bald anyway. *cue 'Nothing Compares To You' video*.

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

......man, you'll do anything for a bit of action. Chris prefers them bald anyway. *cue 'Nothing Compares To You' video*.

At least we know know why she was crying (should be retitled Nothing compares to Vaseline)

[Quiet One 15]

Geez...I should check more often for replies when I leave a comment like that! You perverts!