pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 When you are in a hurry and pick up the wrong denture adhesive? Was suposed to get the type with minty flavor and instead picked up plain jane, yuk!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 Just be thankful you're not Andres. He put his pink weekend wig on for work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 When you are in a hurry and pick up the wrong denture adhesive? Was suposed to get the type with minty flavor and instead picked up plain jane, yuk!!! It's better than picking up the wrong teeth, though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 Just be thankful you're not Andres. He put his pink weekend wig on for work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 Just be thankful you're not Andres. He put his pink weekend wig on for work. The pink one is the one I actually go to work with! So there! For my weekends I use the blonde with long hair. Goes perfect with my lace pantyhose...wait...this is a PM, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 Yes, (unfortunately) I can imagine that being quite a bugger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 Yes, (unfortunately) I can imagine that being quite a bugger. ...said the public school boy as he imagined being accosted by Mr Phillips, the gay rugby teacher. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 ...said the public school boy as he imagined being accosted by Mr Phillips, the gay rugby teacher. Good teacher though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted December 7, 2008 Good teacher though. He had odd shaped balls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted December 8, 2008 He had odd shaped balls Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2008 The closest thing I've got to it is not looking and using squeezy soap to brush instead of toothpaste. I was a tad distracted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted December 8, 2008 The closest thing I've got to it is not looking and using squeezy soap to brush instead of toothpaste. I was a tad distracted. Nope, I have nothing similar. On a side note, I got a shower yesterday morning, considering it's nearly Christmas and all, got out, got dried, got my brush, looked in the mirror and brushed my hair. Hmmmm what's that in my hair, I thought to myself, as I was brushing away. Note to Andres - you may have to think back a few years to recall this procedure. Anyway, I digress. Aha, as realisation dawned. That will be the snot my gorgeous little, sweet daughter has picked out of her nose and spread on my brush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted December 8, 2008 Shaving foam instead of deodorant. Odd feeling but strangely pleasant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jean Todt 4 Report post Posted December 8, 2008 Nope, I have nothing similar.On a side note, I got a shower yesterday morning, considering it's nearly Christmas and all, got out, got dried, got my brush, looked in the mirror and brushed my hair. Hmmmm what's that in my hair, I thought to myself, as I was brushing away. Note to Andres - you may have to think back a few years to recall this procedure. Anyway, I digress. Aha, as realisation dawned. That will be the snot my gorgeous little, sweet daughter has picked out of her nose and spread on my brush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted December 8, 2008 Shaving foam instead of deodorant. Odd feeling but strangely pleasant. Not touching that one, Here's one for us old stoners...................... Drinking the bong water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted December 8, 2008 Not touching that one,Here's one for us old stoners...................... Drinking the bong water. Must try that one.............. And I meant under the arm not up the nose................. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 0 Report post Posted December 8, 2008 Nope, I have nothing similar.On a side note, I got a shower yesterday morning, considering it's nearly Christmas and all, got out, got dried, got my brush, looked in the mirror and brushed my hair. Hmmmm what's that in my hair, I thought to myself, as I was brushing away. Note to Andres - you may have to think back a few years to recall this procedure. Anyway, I digress. Aha, as realisation dawned. That will be the snot my gorgeous little, sweet daughter has picked out of her nose and spread on my brush. Children are so good for sharing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted December 8, 2008 He had odd shaped balls Nope, I have nothing similar.On a side note, I got a shower yesterday morning, considering it's nearly Christmas and all, got out, got dried, got my brush, looked in the mirror and brushed my hair. Hmmmm what's that in my hair, I thought to myself, as I was brushing away. Note to Andres - you may have to think back a few years to recall this procedure. Anyway, I digress. Aha, as realisation dawned. That will be the snot my gorgeous little, sweet daughter has picked out of her nose and spread on my brush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted December 8, 2008 That will be the snot my gorgeous little, sweet daughter has picked out of her nose and spread on my brush. You didn't find the poo in your wellies then? and besides I know how poor you are in your part of the world, but really, snot is not a substitute for hairspray, you must tell her this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted December 8, 2008 You didn't find the poo in your wellies then? and besides I know how poor you are in your part of the world, but really, snot is not a substitute for hairspray, you must tell her this You had better tell all the local Scouse kids too who are holding their premier of 'Snot - The Musical'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted December 8, 2008 Heard from a an airhostess some years ago, she used minty gel toothpaste instead of, erm, lubricant. Said it made things more 'interesting', which it certainly does if you enjoy your knob being frozen. She had rotten teeth though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted December 8, 2008 Heard from a an airhostess some years ago, she used minty gel toothpaste instead of, erm, lubricant. Said it made things more 'interesting', which it certainly does if you enjoy your knob being frozen. She had rotten teeth though Beats brushing with KY. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted December 8, 2008 Beats brushing with KY. Dunno Steve, it's damn fast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted December 8, 2008 Heard from a an airhostess some years ago, she used minty gel toothpaste instead of, erm, lubricant. Said it made things more 'interesting', which it certainly does if you enjoy your knob being frozen. She had rotten teeth though Was cooking a chilli once and used dried chillis which I crushed with my hand. I then went for a wee..... Much screaming ensued.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted December 8, 2008 Dunno Steve, it's damn fast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
