Tf1 Race Reports

[JHS 1]

I'd really like to do the report for when the British GP comes around seeing as I'll be there. But sadly, I won't be able to give daily updates based on the fact that I'll be most likely getting p1ssed have no internet connection. Expect a big update with lots of pretty pictures when I get back and online sometime Monday evening (dang school).

[AleHop 0]

I'd really like to do the report for when the British GP comes around seeing as I'll be there. But sadly, I won't be able to give daily updates based on the fact that I'll be most likely getting p1ssed have no internet connection. Expect a big update with lots of pretty pictures when I get back and online sometime Monday evening (dang school).

That's unacceptable.

One guy had to sell his collection of hub caps to do a professional-like report. He never did the report though.

Another guy had to sell his hair on ebay to be able to achieve his goal: a professional-like report. It was anything but professional though.

You're not going to follow their footsteps, are you?

[JHS 1]

Erm, wtf?

I only want to do that one because I've already got tickets. So...

[Persevere 0]

"Here's my simple plan: Someone would write a race report a few days after a GP. This doesn't have to be professional, insightful, funny, ground-breaking or even spelt correctly. Sure, if it were any of those things I'd love it, but really just write down your thoughts, wrong and biased as they may be (see what I did there?) for us all to read...."

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To JHS: From the Apostle himself, here are the rules such as they are. No reason why you shouldn't have a crack at the British G.P. assuming some kindly bloke taps you at the right moment.

[Pucky the Whale 0]

Whoever gets the Valencia report is going to become JHS' new best friend

[Rainmaster 7]

Whoever gets the Valencia report is going to become JHS' new best friend

Good call Pucky.

[Autumnpuma 0]

The hardest part about doing the Barcelona report is going to be....who to tap for Monaco, baby!

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

And that only happened because a French called Villeneuve was in command of the Spanish troops.

I bet he had a crap singing voice too....

[AleHop 0]

I bet he had a crap singing voice too....

But he wasn't a Canadian...

[Autumnpuma 0]

Alright, one more race is in the bag. I'll have the report up sometime Monday but because Monaco is only a few days away, I'll pick the next victim.

Steph, you're up!

[Kopite Girl 0]

Waaaah -thud-

Alright. Ok. Indeed. Sure. Cool.

-clarky gathers her best clothes and prepares for her journey into Glamland-

[Pucky the Whale 0]

Just a note: don't pick me for Montréal, or any other round. I'm taking myself out of the running; I have other plans for 13 June now. I probably could do the race report without watching because I post here and haven't watched any F1 or wanted to watch any F1 in a while, but that might be a waste of all of our time, so I'm off the list.

[JHS 1]

So, who's up for Istanbul?

[Kopite Girl 0]

I haven't chosen yet as just glossing over my report which will be up tomorrow, but I promise to tell you then dude!

[Autumnpuma 0]

Strange, you type better than I'd expect a chimp to type...

[Kopite Girl 0]

Its up tonight sorry Mike.

And Yeah. I'm a clever chimp. That bubbles is a pussy!

[Kopite Girl 0]

Ok. I choose..

My counterchimp, the dude who's not rude, the man who can, the pants from Northants - MONZA GORILLA - RUSS.

[Autumnpuma 0]

Ok. I choose..

My counterchimp, the dude who's not rude, the man who can, the pants from Northants - MONZA GORILLA - RUSS.

That is just three shades of awesome.

[monza gorilla 1]

Ok. I choose..

My counterchimp, the dude who's not rude, the man who can, the pants from Northants - MONZA GORILLA - RUSS.

'tis an honour. I accept. And I am particularly well trousered today.

[Kopite Girl 0]

Oh you are. That makes a change. No bermuda shorts then?

-hides behind mike- nur nur

[dribbler 6]

'tis an honour. I accept. And I am particularly well trousered today.

Looking forward to gobbling up your Turkey report. Yes, that took me two days.

[monza gorilla 1]

Looking forward to gobbling up your Turkey report. Yes, that took me two days.

And it was very nearly worth the wait........

[JHS 1]

Who's up next then?

[Autumnpuma 0]

Looks like we'll run out of people long before the end of the season, so I'll clear the slate when everyone has done one and we can start all over again! Won't that be fun? Won't it? Anyone?

Hello?

[Schumikonen 2]

I'm on, I really enjoy it last time I have less free time but I still have enough for this.

EDIT: Who's next?