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Am I The Only Gay In The Villiage?????

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If it isn't mandatory, I'll skip the introduction thread.

Thank you pabloh and medilloni for you warm welcomes. You know, every gay guy I know, are all drama queens, loud and proud. I don't know whether they're just happy to be out of the closet or pms 365 days/year. And ..isn't it just bloody easy to rub them up the wrong way (no pun intended). I would never turn gay ...can't handle pain. I'm from SA, by-the-way, and when I see a black gay guy, my heart just goes out to his partner/partners ...that's just wrong!

You're welcome fella.

There's sense in them thar thoughts of yours, but perhaps spare a thought for some that might not be up for the manner us straight people view 'the other side'............ Should be interesting to see the reaction to your last sentence - the possibility of fireworks? I've gone to defcon 5 just in case. :ninja:

Peace!

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Ahhh, the lie back and think of England life? :lol:

Yeh, it's also my drawing pin impression at parties. Lie on your back with your prick in the air and see the similarity?

Bugger. That might get Ben going again :o

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Yeh, it's also my drawing pin impression at parties. Lie on your back with your prick in the air and see the similarity?

Bugger. That might get Ben going again :o

:clap3:

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What the hell are you talking about! Black dudes in SA are hung like horses, I'd be scared to be one's partner. My post was obviously misconstrued by a narrow mind. FYI: SA is the home of the largest d#cks on the planet.

This is typical....YOU are the narrow minded nincompoop!!!

dude, your postings stinks of racism, read it over and try to dissect, but I guess with your dof mind you won't be able to, I don't blame you, it's the way you're brought up, it's in the family....

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This is typical....YOU are the narrow minded nincompoop!!!

dude, your postings stinks of racism, read it over and try to dissect, but I guess with your dof mind you won't be able to, I don't blame you, it's the way you're brought up, it's in the family....

You're shockingly stupid! Please point out to me my racist remarks!

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I'm going to warn you both....................knock it off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I do understand that SA is synonymous with apartheid and racism but I assure you all that my intent lacks any racial slurs. I'm in shock. Why don't you alert the authorities in SA to have me put behind bars and my name flashed big and bold in the SA newspapers.

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I do understand that SA is synonymous with apartheid and racism but I assure you all that my intent lacks any racial slurs. I'm in shock. Why don't you alert the authorities in SA to have me put behind bars and my name flashed big and bold in the SA newspapers.

We can arrange that. PM me you real name and where you work... :P

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Are you gay, by any chance?

nope

hey, the more I read your post, the more I realised I might have miscontrued, badly....I apologise Kael

I'm not narrowminded though

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What the hell are you talking about! Black dudes in SA are hung like horses, I'd be scared to be one's partner. My post was obviously misconstrued by a narrow mind. FYI: SA is the home of the largest d#cks on the planet.

But how would you know that , that's a bit of a generalisation don't you think?????

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But how would you know that , that's a bit of a generalisation don't you think?????

There's a rumour going on with whites in South Africa that the black men are hugely hung. I remember at my second job we had this white stand-up comedian dude pitching on the subject, picking out black members and making fun, it was crude and bad....

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There's a rumour going on with whites in South Africa that the black men are hugely hung. I remember at my second job we had this white stand-up comedian dude pitching on the subject, picking out black members and making fun, it was crude and bad....

They'll realise one day how hurtful and daft that was Bradspeed - and of course it's a load of rubbish, EVERYONE knows it's blokes from the North West of England that have the largest apendages, why the hell do you think we invented the wheelbarrow :naughty:

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They'll realise one day how hurtful and daft that was Bradspeed - and of course it's a load of rubbish, EVERYONE knows it's blokes from the North West of England that have the largest apendages, why the hell do you think we invented the wheelbarrow :naughty:

To learn how to walk upright?

*runs away*

Anyway, everyone knows it's blokes from the Midlands who need three legged trousers. Dingle, dangle, strap it to your ankle.......

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To learn how to walk upright?

*runs away*

Anyway, everyone knows it's blokes from the Midlands who need three legged trousers. Dingle, dangle, strap it to your ankle.......

Err. I walked into that? Indeed!

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There's a rumour going on with whites in South Africa that the black men are hugely hung. I remember at my second job we had this white stand-up comedian dude pitching on the subject, picking out black members and making fun, it was crude and bad....

Yes well maybe they should pick their heads out of the sand........ We have had discussions about such this very topic (out of curiousity of course :naughty: ) and the black ladies in the office think that this is untrue..... they are not all hung like..... :lol:

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They'll realise one day how hurtful and daft that was Bradspeed - and of course it's a load of rubbish, EVERYONE knows it's blokes from the North West of England that have the largest apendages, why the hell do you think we invented the wheelbarrow :naughty:

:clap3::clap3::clap3::clap3::clap3: ha ha - i was actually wondering what that was SUPPOSED to be used for lol :blush:

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In response to that new guy saying we always go on about it, well I'm proud but no one can ever guess I'm gay, usually shocks people, I'm very straight acting. I was just curious if I was the only one cos apparently 10% of people are gay. BTW White men are well hung too, I'm by no means small, and neither are some of the guys Ive slept with. Not all black people are well hung either though!

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In response to that new guy saying we always go on about it, well I'm proud but no one can ever guess I'm gay, usually shocks people, I'm very straight acting. I was just curious if I was the only one cos apparently 10% of people are gay. BTW White men are well hung too, I'm by no means small, and neither are some of the guys Ive slept with. Not all black people are well hung either though!

I find it hard to picture you acting completely straight :blush:

Sadly enough, I've had a few girls ask if I'm gay... Probably because I'm not an arsehole (usually...) and I can joke about it and not care what people think.

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OK a joke to lighten the mood around here....

That's My Boy...

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline company, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best Universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the Successes of our sons. ..What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."

The three friends said: "What a shame...What a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."

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