Kimi's Flying Comments

[Jean Todt 4]

Well, except he can actually drive

[Jean Todt 4]

Genuis. Go Kimi.

There are very few drivers I like (in no particular order): Kimi, Takuma Sato, Alex Wurz, Mark Webber, DC, Jenson Button, Felipe Massa, and Ant. And the old Fernando, but not the modern one.

Eric hate Lewis?

[Jean Todt 4]

...and he's quite a good looking man.

[Max Mosley 2]

Boudica? Like the celtic warrior-queen? I wonder if your husband knows who you are?

Is it wrong of me to say that being in a fight to the death against a cross between Boudica and Jessica Alba is the ultimate sexual fantasy?

[Eric 0]

Eric hate Lewis?

Yeah, it's such a surprise based on my posts, since I am souch a fan of Lewis. It's not like a cancelled my subscription to F1 Racing Mag after Lewis has been on the cover 18 consecutive times and every page of the last one had Lewis on it. It's not his fault, I just hate over-hype, and the new executive editor's first impression was a terrible one, so no more of my dollars.

And I dislike Lewis as a person, too, for other reasons.

And I hate Ron Dennis and his team.

[Boudica 0]

Boudica? Like the celtic warrior-queen? I wonder if your husband knows who you are?

Yep you've got the correct Boudica in mind, and luckily I don't have a husband.

[Boudica 0]

...and he's quite a good looking man.

His got movie star looks, and is the best looking on the grid. (That is the general Female opinion)

[Rainmaster 7]

And I dislike Lewis as a person, too, for other reasons.

And I hate Ron Dennis and his team.

maure?

Yeah Kimi is funny, decent driver as well.

[Max Mosley 2]

His got movie star looks, and is the best looking on the grid. (That is the general Female opinion)

Definitely. And who do the more discerning women go for?

[Silver_Arrows 0]

Kimi is not only an amusing man, he also gets in his car and drives the wheels off of it, and is one of the few drivers to do so without creating controversy. Golden stuff this

[Boudica 0]

Definitely. And who do the more discerning women go for?

Flavio in his thong of course.

[Max Mosley 2]

Welcome to the forum. With such a disguuuuusting taste in men sense of humour like that you'll go far!

[DOF_power 0]

The quote in your profile is true, and reminds me of why I hate F1.

Back to Kimi, bring back the fauxhawk, brother!

So was it Jackie Stewart ?!

What don't you like in my signature ?!

What is a fauxhawk ?!

[Max Mosley 2]

Since Eric is really me, I may as well handle that one. He doesn't like the fact "Most races are won in garages" rather than on the track between drivers.

[Eric 0]

maure?

That's me. I 'ate Rawn Dennis an' 'is team 'cos they screwed me out of a place on the grid this year.

So was it Jackie Stewart ?!

What don't you like in my signature ?!

What is a fauxhawk ?!

I'm going to say it was since he talks about F1 a lot.

The font is terrible.

A fauxhawk is a faux mohawk. Like this:

It's a mohawk with hair on the back and sides.

[Quiet One 15]

Flavio in his thong of course.

Somebody hand me a fork, quick! I need to stab my eyes to take off that image from my head!

[pabloh20 1]

Somebody hand me a fork, quick! I need to stab my eyes to take off that image from my head!

Has nobody told you that the biggest sexual organ is your brain? Even with your eyes stabbed out, the fantasy image will live with you forever

[Max Mosley 2]

Has nobody told you that the biggest sexual organ is your brain? Even with your eyes stabbed out, the fantasy image will live with you forever

Does that apply to Andres though?

[pabloh20 1]

Does that apply to Andres though?

Well, yes even to Andres

[Max Mosley 2]

That poor, poor, unfortunate eunuch man. It's so sad. I'll never make fun of him again.

[Eric 0]

My favorite Kimi moment of my life: Europe 2007 after Kimi retired. The Bob Varsha and Peter Windsor parts aren't exact quotes, more paraphrasing, but the Kimi one is.

Bob Varsha: Peter Windsor recently spoke with Kimi Raikkonen, here is their insightful interview.

Peter Windsor: Kimi, tell us what happened.

Kimi: (pause) ummmmm (pause)...hydraulics? (leaves)

[Quiet One 15]

That poor, poor, unfortunate eunuch man. It's so sad. I'll never make fun of him again.

I like this forum because I feel I am being treated with such diginity!

[pabloh20 1]

I like this forum because I feel I am being treated with such diginity!

[Max Mosley 2]

Yeah! I like it because of comments like those.

[Oli 1]

My favorite Kimi moment of my life: Europe 2007 after Kimi retired. The Bob Varsha and Peter Windsor parts aren't exact quotes, more paraphrasing, but the Kimi one is.

Bob Varsha: Peter Windsor recently spoke with Kimi Raikkonen, here is their insightful interview.

Peter Windsor: Kimi, tell us what happened.

Kimi: (pause) ummmmm (pause)...hydraulics? (leaves)

Awesome. I'd love to see footage of that.

I liked the one where he did donuts after the win, and he claimed in the press conference that he just "lost it".

Wasn't there one a while ago when someone asked him what was wrong with his car, and he said "I don't care- it was broken"?

The man is a comedy God.