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Boy, Talk About Dumb.

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I think there's a typo in the report. Shouldn't it be 'Armed Knobbery'? And, 'Smoking is bad for your health' just got even more truererer :lol:

Serves the daft pillock right :P

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The guy must have been half nuts to try something like that in the first place.

:lol::roll:

That was priceless rumplestrip!!!

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I think there's a typo in the report. Shouldn't it be 'Armed Knobbery'? And, 'Smoking is bad for your health' just got even more truererer :lol:

Serves the daft pillock right :P

:lol:

....Ouch... Did anyone one else get the sympathy pains I did? :lol:

:yes:

The guy must have been half nuts to try something like that in the first place.

:lol: Classic :lol:

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people like him, need to shoot themselves... Oh wait he did.. Well maybe aim for his head next time...

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The guy must have been half nuts to try something like that in the first place.

That's gold, best laugh I've had this year so far :lol:

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people like him, need to shoot themselves... Oh wait he did.. Well maybe aim for his head next time...

He was aiming for his head, he just missed and winged a bollock. :D

Edit: Typo due to tear in my eye.

Edited by medilloni

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And I heard him say before he went in there: "Id give up my right nut for $50."

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He was aiming for his head, he just missed and winged a bollock. :D

Edit: Typo due to tear in my eye.

:lol:

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This guy must surely be eligible for a Darwin Award.

Nope, he lived.

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Nope, he lived.

From wikipedia

A Darwin Award is a tongue-in-cheek honor named after evolutionary theorist Charles Darwin. "Awards" have been given for people who "do a service to Humanity by removing themselves from the Gene pool", i.e., lose the ability to reproduce. It is for people who kill, or in rare cases, sterilise themselves accidentally by attempting to do stupid feats.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awards

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I don't think he has the balls to deserve such an award but it's worth a shot.

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From wikipedia

A Darwin Award is a tongue-in-cheek honor named after evolutionary theorist Charles Darwin. "Awards" have been given for people who "do a service to Humanity by removing themselves from the Gene pool", i.e., lose the ability to reproduce. It is for people who kill, or in rare cases, sterilise themselves accidentally by attempting to do stupid feats.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awards

He still has one left. :P

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A pal told me that Hitler had only one testicle. Is it true? If yes, will the robber start hating Jews?

Is it true that Marilyn Manson has only one testicle?

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