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When I Become Prime Minister/president/bird King

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This is a thread for people to say what they will do when they become either Prime Minister or President of their respective countries.

Here is what i will do (and yes i am serious :D )

- Immediately give the RSPCA (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) Gestapo like powers. Anyone who is cruel to a animal will be taken away and never seen again.

- Start sinking Japanese Whaling Vessels with the RAN (Royal Australian Navy)

- Free University for people studying to become doctors

- Build a complex pipe network to move fresh water across the country so droughts dont cause so many problems

- Spend billions on research to find a way to turn desert into fertile soil

- Ban all soap opera's from Australian television

- Sterilise anyone of the following groups of people

1. People who use "z" in a word when it should be spelt with a "s"

2. Anyone who uses the world "me" when they should say "my" (eg me cars on fire when it should be my car is on fire")

3. Anyone who has ever voted for Pauline Hanson

4. Anyone who has got pregnant before the age of 20

5. Anyone who has a mullet haircut

6. Anyone who thinks Roy and HG are funny

- Raise taxes on people earning over $150,000 by 120%

- Anyone convicted of a crime (any crime) will be put on a boat and sent to England

- Buy back Queensland from the Japanese

- Setup a Free to Air 24 hour Porn Network

- Ditch all funding to religious schools

- Make "Aussie Rules Football" a required topic at all state run schools"

- Double the AIS (Australian Institute of Sport) funding

- Stop giving away military secrets to whoever wants them

- Tell the English "No" when they want to test their nuclear weapons in Australia

- Bribe or threaten anyone required to get the 2018 World Cup

I will think of more later but for now i am very happy with that list and i think Australia (and the world) would be alot better if everything on that list was Australian policy :D

What would you do if you became leader of your country?

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1) Destroy you and your puny little country.

2) Marry both Cameron Diaz and Salma Hayek.

3) Watch the Simpsons.

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1) Destroy you and your puny little country.

2) Marry both Cameron Diaz and Salma Hayek.

3) Watch the Simpsons.

I like Australia's odds if we were pitted against Agrnetina (dont forget we have New Zealand on our side :D ).

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Get rid of government, monarcy and any governmental structure, retreat to an island and watch what happens from afar!

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- Anyone convicted of a crime (any crime) will be put on a boat and sent to England

:lol:

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- Setup a Free to Air 24 hour Porn Network

There's a word for that: internet.

I'd do buggar all myself, in the mould of most politicians.

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Get rid of government, monarcy and any governmental structure, retreat to an island and watch what happens from afar!

You'll get Ireland.

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This is a thread for people to say what they will do when they become either Prime Minister or President of their respective countries.

Here is what i will do (and yes i am serious :D )

- Raise taxes on people earning over $150,000 by 120%

Thank God I wont live where you will live. All the rich people will leave.

You are penalizing people that work hard for that money and have good jobs.

This is what I will do:

1. Make Welfare available for only 6 months at a time, and so that you can only get it once a calendar year.

2. Make anyone on Welfare do random drug tests to make sure they spend the money in the right places.

3. Get rid of all taxes and instead enact the FairTax.

4. Pass strict as hell laws against illegal immigrants in all 50 states so they know that they are not wanted.

5. Ban Ethanol. It uses food to make fuel, which we could have just sent overseas to Africa.

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I would sale my country to USA and with that money I'd move to live in a place where nobody would hear form me anymore until the benefits of the trade comes to sight, tehn I would go back to my country fight for freedom I would ask to my pepple to help with money (most of it would go to my account) and once the country is free again I would sale it again and so on.

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Put more research into science so that they can invent a time machine. Go back a few hundred years. Sterilise the convicts before we put them on the boat.

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By just reading the topic I knew it was you Ykick! :D

Im going to take that as a complement :D

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Thank God I wont live where you will live. All the rich people will leave.

You are penalizing people that work hard for that money and have good jobs.

This is what I will do:

1. Make Welfare available for only 6 months at a time, and so that you can only get it once a calendar year.

2. Make anyone on Welfare do random drug tests to make sure they spend the money in the right places.

3. Get rid of all taxes and instead enact the FairTax.

4. Pass strict as hell laws against illegal immigrants in all 50 states so they know that they are not wanted.

5. Ban Ethanol. It uses food to make fuel, which we could have just sent overseas to Africa.

Africa have enough food, there are other problems there that are causing people to starve as long as thoses problems are still there it doesn't matter how much food you will send to them.

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Africa have enough food, there are other problems there that are causing people to starve as long as thoses problems are still there it doesn't matter how much food you will send to them.

Let me change it then.

Give the food DIRECTLY to the ones you see on those films when they go into Africa.

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You'll get Ireland.

:lol:

I would sale my country to USA and with that money I'd move to live in a place where nobody would hear form me anymore until the benefits of the trade comes to sight, tehn I would go back to my country fight for freedom I would ask to my pepple to help with money (most of it would go to my account) and once the country is free again I would sale it again and so on.

Awesome!

Put more research into science so that they can invent a time machine. Go back a few hundred years. Sterilise the convicts before we put them on the boat.

Haha that's one of your best!

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Well, I had an idea as to what I was going to say, but then I saw an ad at the top of my page saying:

Food

Healthcare

Clean Water

Education

A Future

I think I'd give that to my country. Other than healthcare. Free healthcare sucks.

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Well, I had an idea as to what I was going to say, but then I saw an ad at the top of my page saying:

Food

Healthcare

Clean Water

Education

A Future

I think I'd give that to my country. Other than healthcare. Free healthcare sucks.

Your country sucks. I will destroy it, too, once I'm finished with Australia and Ykick.

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I often think of this particular topic and have come up with way more then I could ever write up here!

As a small starters guide I think it would be....

1) Stop any form of benefits 3 months after they start, family tax credits? WTF? I mean just because some scumbags have kids doesn't mean I should support their family!

2) Fire all the police, instead create the "Judges" society, Judge Dredd style cops, kick a##

3) Fire all NHS managers, every one is useless and a waste of money, invest that money in the final stages of R&D for both air cars and hydrogen storage

4) Ban all fossil fuel cars after stage 3 is complete

5) Send our entire armies to the Iran to get rid of the useless government there, screw their dictators

6) Execute all hippies who moan about stage 5

7) Execute any politician who actually spent

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I'd make damn sure Paul Tracy got a ride in the IRL.

Then I'd make damn sure Brian France disappeared from the face of the Earth.

Then I'd make damn sure to replace him with Humpy Wheeler.

Then I'd make damn sure to quit my job and give it to Barack Obama.

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Im going to take that as a complement :D

I missed you YKick!

- Spend billions on research to find a way to turn desert into fertile soil

No! you cant do that, you will destroy all the earth

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I like Australia's odds if we were pitted against Agrnetina (dont forget we have New Zealand on our side :D ).

HEY! We ain't your bitch, bitch...fight your own wars :P:D:lol::rolleyes:

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I'd get rid of all laws sell the population into slavery then start selling pieces of the land to the highest bidder and keep a province for myself to retire to. Plus I'd use some of that hard earned money to have Paris Hilton and similar celebrities taken out.

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I'd get rid of all laws sell the population into slavery then start selling pieces of the land to the highest bidder and keep a province for myself to retire to. Plus I'd use some of that hard earned money to have Paris Hilton and similar celebrities taken out.

Bad taste I tell you. :D:D

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HEY! We ain't your bitch, bitch...fight your own wars :P:D:lol::rolleyes:

I still like that anything New Zealand does Australia istantly claims as our own. Bruce McLaren was a great Aussie :D

Though i must point out that the New Zealand Prime Minister has the worst teeth i have ever seen.

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