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I tried that with my name.. Gave me 2 jobs, if i type inly my first name i am a Evill Boss and if i include my last name as well i am a lumberjack....

Well atleast i got promoted to boss and who is going to tell me i'm evil huh??? You?? Your Fired!!!

If you include your middle initial (Ankit V Jain), you get Vibrator Tester.

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If you include your middle initial (Ankit V Jain), you get Vibrator Tester.

Though i don't remember telling you about my middle name but that was hilarous... :lol:

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If you include your middle initial (Ankit V Jain), you get Vibrator Tester.

Ankit, if you can't test a vibrator on women, fear not. Just fold your arm the way you do after taking a blood test. Now, look at the place where the lower arm & upper arm meet. There you'll find the thing necessary to test a vibrator.

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Fernando Alonso: Prime Minister

Kimi Raikkonen: Circus Freak

Lewis Hamilton: Gigolo

Ron Dennis: The job you have now

Martin Whitmarsh: Human Shield

:eusa_think:

Bernie Ecclestone: Traffic Warden

Max Mosley: Panto Dame

It ****ing Works!

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SLAM!!SLAM!!!

:bag:

Is that the sound of you coming out of the closet and revealing that you are really an Alonso fan, Brad?? :lol:

I can just picture the scene in my head

Bradley: Dad, I have something important to tell you.

Bradley's Dad: <looking unsure> Errrmmm, what is it Son ??

Bradley: Dad......................................I'm gay.

Bradley's Dad: <beaming> Thank heavens for that, Bradley, you had me worried there. I thought you were going to say you are an Alonso fan.

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SLAM!!SLAM!!!

:bag:

Is that the sound of you coming out of the closet and revealing that you are really an Alonso fan, Brad?? :lol:

I can just picture the scene in my head

Bradley: Dad, I have something important to tell you.

Bradley's Dad: <looking unsure> Errrmmm, what is it Son ??

Bradley: <chickens out at the last minute> Dad......................................I'm gay.

Bradley's Dad: <beaming> Thank heavens for that, Bradley, you had me worried there. I thought you were going to say you are an Alonso fan.

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Is that the sound of you coming out of the closet and revealing that you are really an Alonso fan, Brad?? :lol:

I can just picture the scene in my head

Bradley: Dad, I have something important to tell you.

Bradley's Dad: <looking unsure> Errrmmm, what is it Son ??

Bradley: <chickens out at the last minute> Dad......................................I'm gay.

Bradley's Dad: <beaming> Thank heavens for that, Bradley, you had me worried there. I thought you were going to say you are an Alonso fan.

:lol:

good one :lol:

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:lol: Well, you do have a picture of a c#cktail and a rather handsome man in your avatar Bradley. :P

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:lol: Yeah as he said, bros before hos!

its About time i'm included in this conversation.

its not nice feeling like the outsider

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its About time i'm included in this conversation.

its not nice feeling like the outsider

yes bro, the effects of that thread you opened have seemingly really rubbed off on me... :lol:

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its About time i'm included in this conversation.

its not nice feeling like the outsider

Yeah but as a proud, gay man you are used to it. I feel for ya, man.

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I believe you. Gay people can always recognise other gays, it's uncanny :whistling:

ok, so thats why I get these strange looks from guys when I'm out driving my car....

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:lol: Mermaid,vibrator tester

Fernando Alonso: Prime Minister

Kimi Raikkonen: Circus Freak

Lewis Hamilton: Gigolo

Ron Dennis: The job you have now

Martin Whitmarsh: Human Shield

:eusa_think:

Bernie Ecclestone: Traffic Warden

Max Mosley: Panto Dame

It ****ing Works!

I tried Yuji ide and it said 'comedy actor' :lol:

I believe you. Gay people can always recognise other gays, it's uncanny :whistling:

If Paul recognised him,it must be true :whistling:

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:lol: Mermaid,vibrator tester

I tried Yuji ide and it said 'comedy actor' :lol:

If Paul recognised him,it must be true :whistling:

elgo, you had to tease us facing backwards, with a nice butt an all... :D:naughty:

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:lol: Mermaid,vibrator tester

I tried Yuji ide and it said 'comedy actor' :lol:

If Paul recognised him,it must be true :whistling:

Yeah, that's true. By the way, who is this 'Paul' that you speak of, he sounds wonderfully insightful :whistling:

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elgo, you had to tease us facing backwards, with a nice butt an all... :D:naughty:

Brad, that's her brother. Seriously, you've got to get yourself sorted :lol:

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elgo, you had to tease us facing backwards, with a nice butt an all... :D:naughty:

BRAD! *Nice Butt? How uncouth.... That's not very nice, commenting on Elgo's behind like that. :huh:

I offer my sincere apologies Elgo, my learned forum chums can be quite exciteable when faced with pictures of beautiful young women like yourself.

*Nice butt? It looks like a damn near perfect bottom from the enlargements I made! In fact, it should be in the 'Creationists' thread as an example of a Heavenly Body ;)

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BRAD! *Nice Butt? How uncouth.... That's not very nice, commenting on Elgo's behind like that. :huh:

I offer my sincere apologies Elgo, my learned forum chums can be quite exciteable when faced with pictures of beautiful young women like yourself.

*Nice butt? It looks like a damn near perfect bottom from the enlargements I made! In fact, it should be in the 'Creationists' thread as an example of a Heavenly Body ;)

Oh it is perfect. It looks good when she wears clothes, but actually they do hinder it's true beauty :whistling:

I love this private messaging thing, it's so cool.

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BRAD! *Nice Butt? How uncouth.... That's not very nice, commenting on Elgo's behind like that. :huh:

I offer my sincere apologies Elgo, my learned forum chums can be quite exciteable when faced with pictures of beautiful young women like yourself.

*Nice butt? It looks like a damn near perfect bottom from the enlargements I made! In fact, it should be in the 'Creationists' thread as an example of a Heavenly Body ;)

Med what are you on...a nice butt is a nice butt...

always compliment a woman when she has a nice buttt.... they love it, and it scores you points...easily :D

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