Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2006 indeed but the stats were very interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ykickamoocow 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 Quite! Although I like to think my thought-provoking stats set the ball rolling. (At least they made sure Ben posted here a lot) It was your stats which made Ben admitt he wants to have sex with Jenson Button. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wez 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 It was your stats which made Ben admitt he wants to have sex with Jenson Button. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ykickamoocow 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 I have my own logic and it works for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 Guys seriously a bit of advice for those younger than me. Do NOT have sex while you are very drunk without protection it is not funny, and not safe. Im going to a GUM clinic tomorrow as I feel so sick incase i picked something up, so dont get yourselves into a position like mine. It really isn't good. This has led me to also quitting binge drinking. Just look after yourselves when you go out and dont do what I did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jem of the Shire 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 Do NOT have sex while you are very drunk without protection it is not funny, and not safe. well i only did it once (after drinking) but I ended up marrying her so i guess its ok Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 That just highlights the danger, Jem. You ended up getting married! No offence to Mrs Stride of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jem of the Shire 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 That just highlights the danger, Jem. You ended up getting married! hmm true, never thought of that. If I hadnt had that drunken night, I wouldnt now be paying a mortgage and bills and getting nagged every evening about how much time I spend on the computer!!! Probably better than still being with parents though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 Well luckily for me im never gonna see that lass again so im not gonna end up in your situation! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 Never say never, Ben. Who knows what's around the corner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 not her thats for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bajo39 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 That just highlights the danger, Jem. You ended up getting married! No offence to Mrs Stride of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 not her thats for sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AutoRacer5 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 Guys seriously a bit of advice for those younger than me. Do NOT have sex while you are very drunk without protection it is not funny, and not safe. Im going to a GUM clinic tomorrow as I feel so sick incase i picked something up, so dont get yourselves into a position like mine. It really isn't good.This has led me to also quitting binge drinking. Just look after yourselves when you go out and dont do what I did. No worries here... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bajo39 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2006 No worries here... I don't know what the hell's wrong with you AR... I've told you before and I'll tell you again that there is no virtue in chastity. For Christ's sake boy, you're letting the finest years of your female schoolmates pass away. Get in there and get some, do it man, do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted October 21, 2006 I assume Christ is the problem? (As so often?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2006 sometimes being athiest is the way to go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
michelfx 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2006 No worries here... Was she really that skanky? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irishfemalefan 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2006 Guys seriously a bit of advice for those younger than me. this applies to everyone not just those younger than you Ben - people are careless & stupid at all ages when itr comes to sex!!! I think its great that your having such a good time & as long as your studies arent suffering then keep doing whatever makes you happy (or at least have fun trying to work out what that is ) Life is for living peeps I don't know what the hell's wrong with you AR... I've told you before and I'll tell you again that there is no virtue in chastity. For Christ's sake boy, you're letting the finest years of your female schoolmates pass away. Get in there and get some, do it man, do it. a few of my female friends were like this too - i think they were waiting for "the one" - when they finally popped they havent stopped & became right tarts - obviously they should advertise virginity like pringles - once you po, you cant stop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wez 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2006 Guys seriously a bit of advice for those younger than me. Do NOT have sex while you are very drunk without protection it is not funny, and not safe. Im going to a GUM clinic tomorrow as I feel so sick incase i picked something up, so dont get yourselves into a position like mine. It really isn't good.This has led me to also quitting binge drinking. Just look after yourselves when you go out and dont do what I did. I would rather watch Dr. Ben on TV ahead of Dr. Phil anytime!!! Well put Ben Life is for living peeps Cheers a few of my female friends were like this too - i think they were waiting for "the one" - when they finally popped they havent stopped & became right tarts - obviously they should advertise virginity like pringles - once you po, you cant stop HAHAHAHA, nice one. ps. Please PM Ben & I their mobile numbers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2006 No it's OK, I've had too many one night stands recently. I'm giving it a rest for a bit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autumnpuma 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 obviously they should advertise virginity like pringles - once you po, you cant stop OMG! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AutoRacer5 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 I don't know what the hell's wrong with you AR... I've told you before and I'll tell you again that there is no virtue in chastity. For Christ's sake boy, you're letting the finest years of your female schoolmates pass away. Get in there and get some, do it man, do it. Two problems: 1. Not sure I could find a girl that fast. 2. I study sex. I'd make her faint. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bajo39 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2006 I assume Christ is the problem? (As so often?) It is. AR comes from Louisianna where deep religious devotion is the rule rather than the exception... Two problems:1. Not sure I could find a girl that fast. 2. I study sex. I'd make her faint. Don't you go to parties? Don't give me any BS about not knowing any girls or them not putting out. This is what you do: bring a big bottle of booze, like a 26er minimum, and walk around offering shots to any girl that you fancy. Keep touring the party and pouring shots until you find a girl that you strike a chord with. Feed her about four shots and don't let her out of your sight until that booze sets in. When she's nice and drunk, seperate her from her friends by suggesting that you "go somewhere and talk" or "go get some air, have a smoke" or whatever. Once you have her alone, you know what to do As to you not knowing how to perform properly - don't worry, it comes with experience... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
