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Is there any other type of movie :eusa_think:

lemme thing....atleast i hvnt seen any other type of movie :eusa_think:

God i hope not. Most of the characters are male

that would make a gay porno... yukkkkkkkkkkkkk

No mate! I , the director, categorically tell you there's not a single sex scene!

then why are u making it? wasting time and money :angry:

now I'm a star of a porno flick. Katy and Kay-zee might fancy a chance looking at my hot bod, but I'm having serious second doubts here.....

sorry guys, its friday

:lol:

will be fun to watch.... two beautiful gals with a grandpa :eusa_think:

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I dont know about that. I think you will find that his genital warts are more distracting than you think.

True, ykick, but to be fair, those genital warts are on his face, if you remember!

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True, ykick, but to be fair, those genital warts are on his face, if you remember!

Thats right. Its kind of hard sometimes to tell the difference between his two heads :D

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lemme thing....atleast i hvnt seen any other type of movie :eusa_think:

You certainly watch a wide range of movies.

that would make a gay porno... yukkkkkkkkkkkkk

Ever heard of gay for pay?

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Don't worry, Brad, you'll be fine. Anyway, anything that takes attention away from the hideous ugliness of your face must be a good thing, right?

I'm sorry, this jealousy thing is really affecting me! :lol:

Trusting friends play an important part in a famous actor's life, but comments like this comes with the profession, it's nothing new.... There's always someone looking to screw you over to take over!!!!!

I'll remember these disgraceful comments pabloh..... :P:(

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I'll be the rebelious mysterious hero, Katy and Kay Zee will be in awe, i'll sweep them off my feet. I'll mostly say one-liners, which will guarantee an Oscar nomination. I'll say something like, "It's all well to say and do that padre, but can you waggle your ears". I'll arrive late on set, which will set tempers flaring, but I will ignore it. I'll demand special attention, my demand list will skyrocket the movie budget, we'll have serious issues completing the movie.

When do we start this movie, I need a 20 million salary advance.....

To get an oscar, some times you may need to die, hey...then..okay..lets make it like face off! you go to the prison, I come out!

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will be fun to watch.... two beautiful gals with a grandpa :eusa_think:

grandpa my a##, I'll give you a hiding boy!

Everyone now wants a piece of me, I feel suffocated....

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grandpa my a##, I'll give you a hiding boy!

Everyone now wants a piece of me, I feel suffocated....

Except Katy and Kay, apparently! Ah well, Braddy my boy, never mind! :lol:

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Trusting friends play an important part in a famous actor's life, but comments like this comes with the profession, it's nothing new.... There's always someone looking to screw you over to take over!!!!!

I'll remember these disgraceful comments pabloh..... :P:(

I'm ashamed of myself, Brad, tis true. But I can't help myself - you've shot to stardom out of nowehere, you have the fame, the fortune and the looks. Damn you!! :lol:

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I'm ashamed of myself, Brad, tis true. But I can't help myself - you've shot to stardom out of nowehere, you have the fame, the fortune and the looks. Damn you!! :lol:

:lol:

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grandpa my a##, I'll give you a hiding boy!

Everyone now wants a piece of me, I feel suffocated....

:lol::lol:

if yr a$$ is grandpa then u r also a grandpa....u were born with that thing... :P

so it makes if a=b and b=c then a=c :lol:

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No mate! I , the director, categorically tell you there's not a single sex scene!

What you allready censored it???? What will the censorship board in India cut out?? they have to cut out something to show they are working... probably Brads part...

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You mean Brad's private parts? Or maybe just his ugly mug? :lol: (Only kidding Brad - I want the uncut version ;) )

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You mean Brad's private parts? Or maybe just his ugly mug? :lol: (Only kidding Brad - I want the uncut version ;) )

As of now, since the director has censored the privates i could only leave censoring brads character in total.....

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Ok, I'll sign on as the cult leader.

What took you soo long, you were just trying to be difficult and prove your imortance... but still yyou needed 40 posts to reply, even Brad replied faster. :-P

Ahh but anyways we need you, Good to have you on board. Who do you want as your right hand man in your cult ??

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What took you soo long, you were just trying to be difficult and prove your imortance... but still yyou needed 40 posts to reply, even Brad replied faster. :-P

Ahh but anyways we need you, Good to have you on board. Who do you want as your right hand man in your cult ??

Abbas_Gear seems a fine choice for it I think....

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Ok, I'll sign on as the cult leader.

Hope you've got a hooded dress. Y'see we're working on a shoestring budget. Also, don't blame me if you end up looking like the grim reaper instead of a cult leader.

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i was wondering...since you guyz are making a porno...what is the need of a story writer and/or dialog writer even a director...i guess the actors involved know what to do isnt it??? :D

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Hope you've got a hooded dress. Y'see we're working on a shoestring budget. Also, don't blame me if you end up looking like the grim reaper instead of a cult leader.

Well i think both are the same, you give your life to both....

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Saw Spiderman 3. While the special effects are dazzling & a knockout,it's a wee bit disappointing to see superheroes grappling with 'human' problems. After all you expect superheroes to be uncomplicated alpha males.

Also ,more screen time should have been given to Venom. There's a big fan base for Venom.

Hope the next 3 Spidey movies are more violent & have more action.

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