In a few short days I will return as a full time mod again, expect me to enforce forum civility etc. Everyone starts out with a clean slate but as of midnight on the 9th I'll be back. Not aa threat but a friendly reminder, sexist,crude, flaming again won't be put up with. My pm box is always open and I more than welcome your thoughts and ideas. Long live TF1!!!
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 02:58 PM
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 03:12 PM
Welcome home, Bruce 
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the Universe, and it has a longer shelf life" - Frank Zappa
"Great drivers are the ones who win the races they're not supposed to" - K.Chandhok
"On the rare occasions that I play a racing game I often think ‘you know what this needs? A boss battle or two.’ A Formula One game in which, suddenly, everybody else has a monster truck and their sole desire is to squash you. A street racing game with a tank or two blowing the roads and buildings to bits. A Nascar game with a track that occasionally bends to the right" (Adam Smith - RPS)
"Great drivers are the ones who win the races they're not supposed to" - K.Chandhok
"On the rare occasions that I play a racing game I often think ‘you know what this needs? A boss battle or two.’ A Formula One game in which, suddenly, everybody else has a monster truck and their sole desire is to squash you. A street racing game with a tank or two blowing the roads and buildings to bits. A Nascar game with a track that occasionally bends to the right" (Adam Smith - RPS)
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 03:18 PM
What he said. But with more hair.
Reading: other peoples posts
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 03:29 PM
monza gorilla, on 07 December 2010 - 03:18 PM, said:
What he said. But with more hair.
Fray Luis de León said:
As we were saying yesterday...
Tradition has it that he began his lecture the first day after returning from four years' imprisonment with the words "as we were saying yesterday..."
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 03:41 PM
I fought the law, but the law won.
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"To be brutal and honest I don't have a thin skin and others who whine over every little thing will not curry favour. I'm just going to try to keep this place fun, as it has been for all of these years." Pumpdoc, 8th Decemeber 2010.
Music connects people through the unspoken appreciation of something that sounds right. Something that taps into the deepest corners of your soul, making you feel alive. When someone else gets it too and you know they do, it feels beautiful.
"To be brutal and honest I don't have a thin skin and others who whine over every little thing will not curry favour. I'm just going to try to keep this place fun, as it has been for all of these years." Pumpdoc, 8th Decemeber 2010.
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 03:41 PM
pumpdoc, on 07 December 2010 - 02:58 PM, said:
Long live TF1!!!
“We keep on working, we do our thing,” Vettel shouts over the team radio, “We are who we are!”
"Vettel is a champion. That’s not referring to his achievements, but rather to his approach to everything he does. He wins. All the time. His preparation is meticulous, his attention to detail reminiscent of Michael Schumacher at his peak, and his performance on the track is almost always flawless. Vettel is capable only of domination. He knows no other way... Vettel is not in Formula One to be liked. He is there to win. And in the words of Ayrton Senna, perhaps the greatest of all Formula One drivers, “Nice men don’t win.”"
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 04:19 PM
pumpdoc, on 07 December 2010 - 02:58 PM, said:
In a few short days I will return as a full time mod again, expect me to enforce forum civility etc. Everyone starts out with a clean slate but as of midnight on the 9th I'll be back. Not aa threat but a friendly reminder, sexist,crude, flaming again won't be put up with. My pm box is always open and I more than welcome your thoughts and ideas. Long live TF1!!!
I resent the underlined bit.
Not only I want to keep my warning status alive and healthy.
I want an upgrade.
Max me out.
I walk.
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 04:36 PM
Friendly advice, you should reconsider that "moderation returns!!!" and yield to my cavallino proposition.
Check it out:
http://www.pitpass.c...es_art_id=42687
The guy that claims to have deliberately crashed his own car has made it law that he deliberately crashed his own car. He won't back down. He insists he did it and the law now says: "you got it, you did indeed deliberately crashed your own car, you are now legally entitled to say so to everyone".
Again, isn't cavallino best suited for this mess?
I'm just looking at it from the hilarious perspective...
Check it out:
http://www.pitpass.c...es_art_id=42687
The guy that claims to have deliberately crashed his own car has made it law that he deliberately crashed his own car. He won't back down. He insists he did it and the law now says: "you got it, you did indeed deliberately crashed your own car, you are now legally entitled to say so to everyone".
Again, isn't cavallino best suited for this mess?
I'm just looking at it from the hilarious perspective...
I walk.
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 04:46 PM
Sexist, crude jokes? Never seen those on this forum 
So Bruce, i'm glad your back but don't go too Arnie on me!
So Bruce, i'm glad your back but don't go too Arnie on me!
In the sweetest child, there's a vicious streak.
In the strongest man, there's a child so weak.
In the whole wide world, there's no magic place.
So you might as well rise, put on your bravest face.
Though we might have precious little...
It's still precious.
Rush - Bravest Face
In the strongest man, there's a child so weak.
In the whole wide world, there's no magic place.
So you might as well rise, put on your bravest face.
Though we might have precious little...
It's still precious.
Rush - Bravest Face
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 05:18 PM
Kopite Girl, on 07 December 2010 - 04:46 PM, said:
Sexist, crude jokes? Never seen those on this forum
So Bruce, i'm glad your back but don't go too Arnie on me!
So Bruce, i'm glad your back but don't go too Arnie on me!
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the Universe, and it has a longer shelf life" - Frank Zappa
"Great drivers are the ones who win the races they're not supposed to" - K.Chandhok
"On the rare occasions that I play a racing game I often think ‘you know what this needs? A boss battle or two.’ A Formula One game in which, suddenly, everybody else has a monster truck and their sole desire is to squash you. A street racing game with a tank or two blowing the roads and buildings to bits. A Nascar game with a track that occasionally bends to the right" (Adam Smith - RPS)
"Great drivers are the ones who win the races they're not supposed to" - K.Chandhok
"On the rare occasions that I play a racing game I often think ‘you know what this needs? A boss battle or two.’ A Formula One game in which, suddenly, everybody else has a monster truck and their sole desire is to squash you. A street racing game with a tank or two blowing the roads and buildings to bits. A Nascar game with a track that occasionally bends to the right" (Adam Smith - RPS)
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 06:21 PM
Quiet One, on 07 December 2010 - 05:18 PM, said:
If I were you I would be more worried about him stealing my bra!
It's because you flit from post to post like a puppy in a room full of people, causing merriment wherever you go. And shagging their leg - Medilloni
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 07:54 PM
pumpdoc, on 07 December 2010 - 02:58 PM, said:
In a few short days I will return as a full time mod again, expect me to enforce forum civility etc. Everyone starts out with a clean slate but as of midnight on the 9th I'll be back. Not aa threat but a friendly reminder, sexist,crude, flaming again won't be put up with. My pm box is always open and I more than welcome your thoughts and ideas. Long live TF1!!!
Magic! Great to see you back Bruce, so, the 9th eh, not long to get all the sexist crude flaming out of the way,
where shall I start
"Avoiding problems you need to face, is avoiding the life you need to live."
"...when I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse... I turned to look but it was gone, I cannot put my finger on it now. The child is grown. The dream is gone..."
"...when I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse... I turned to look but it was gone, I cannot put my finger on it now. The child is grown. The dream is gone..."
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 07:57 PM
pabloh20, on 07 December 2010 - 06:21 PM, said:
Well hide them in a better place
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the Universe, and it has a longer shelf life" - Frank Zappa
"Great drivers are the ones who win the races they're not supposed to" - K.Chandhok
"On the rare occasions that I play a racing game I often think ‘you know what this needs? A boss battle or two.’ A Formula One game in which, suddenly, everybody else has a monster truck and their sole desire is to squash you. A street racing game with a tank or two blowing the roads and buildings to bits. A Nascar game with a track that occasionally bends to the right" (Adam Smith - RPS)
"Great drivers are the ones who win the races they're not supposed to" - K.Chandhok
"On the rare occasions that I play a racing game I often think ‘you know what this needs? A boss battle or two.’ A Formula One game in which, suddenly, everybody else has a monster truck and their sole desire is to squash you. A street racing game with a tank or two blowing the roads and buildings to bits. A Nascar game with a track that occasionally bends to the right" (Adam Smith - RPS)
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 08:01 PM
Quiet One, on 07 December 2010 - 07:57 PM, said:
You think I didn't thought of it? It's no training bra! I'm a 36D, mind you.
"Avoiding problems you need to face, is avoiding the life you need to live."
"...when I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse... I turned to look but it was gone, I cannot put my finger on it now. The child is grown. The dream is gone..."
"...when I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse... I turned to look but it was gone, I cannot put my finger on it now. The child is grown. The dream is gone..."
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 08:28 PM
This is full of crude and sexiest jokes.
Fray Luis de León said:
As we were saying yesterday...
Tradition has it that he began his lecture the first day after returning from four years' imprisonment with the words "as we were saying yesterday..."
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 08:48 PM
medilloni, on 07 December 2010 - 08:01 PM, said:
Bloody hell! I know your bollocks drop with age, but that's a bit severe
Wait...
Oh, crap.
(Bruce will have to work overtime when he gets back!)
"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the Universe, and it has a longer shelf life" - Frank Zappa
"Great drivers are the ones who win the races they're not supposed to" - K.Chandhok
"On the rare occasions that I play a racing game I often think ‘you know what this needs? A boss battle or two.’ A Formula One game in which, suddenly, everybody else has a monster truck and their sole desire is to squash you. A street racing game with a tank or two blowing the roads and buildings to bits. A Nascar game with a track that occasionally bends to the right" (Adam Smith - RPS)
"Great drivers are the ones who win the races they're not supposed to" - K.Chandhok
"On the rare occasions that I play a racing game I often think ‘you know what this needs? A boss battle or two.’ A Formula One game in which, suddenly, everybody else has a monster truck and their sole desire is to squash you. A street racing game with a tank or two blowing the roads and buildings to bits. A Nascar game with a track that occasionally bends to the right" (Adam Smith - RPS)
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 09:13 PM
AleHop, on 07 December 2010 - 08:28 PM, said:
This is full of crude and sexiest jokes.
Quote
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Oh, you think you are so funny, huh? FYI, those are not my bollocks. Like I said those are my man titties and yes, they ALSO drop with age!
Wait...
Oh, crap.
(Bruce will have to work overtime when he gets back!)
Oh, you think you are so funny, huh? FYI, those are not my bollocks. Like I said those are my man titties and yes, they ALSO drop with age!
Wait...
Oh, crap.
(Bruce will have to work overtime when he gets back!)
EDIT: Eyew. That just brought up a horrible picture... I mean press ups.
Edited by medilloni, 07 December 2010 - 09:14 PM.
"Avoiding problems you need to face, is avoiding the life you need to live."
"...when I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse... I turned to look but it was gone, I cannot put my finger on it now. The child is grown. The dream is gone..."
"...when I was a child I caught a fleeting glimpse... I turned to look but it was gone, I cannot put my finger on it now. The child is grown. The dream is gone..."
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 09:39 PM
I think you're mistaking tits for mice.
I love mice.
I love mice.
Fray Luis de León said:
As we were saying yesterday...
Tradition has it that he began his lecture the first day after returning from four years' imprisonment with the words "as we were saying yesterday..."
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 09:54 PM
Awesome, Alex!
Now let's see how Andres's man-mice compare...
To be a willing slave of a loving God's commands,
That's the key to a freedom that I'll never understand.
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream.
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That's the key to a freedom that I'll never understand.
--Shad K., biggest thing out of Canada since Pamela's double Ds.
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream.
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 10:10 PM
Max Mosley, on 07 December 2010 - 09:54 PM, said:
Now let's see how Andres's man-mice compare...
Fray Luis de León said:
As we were saying yesterday...
Tradition has it that he began his lecture the first day after returning from four years' imprisonment with the words "as we were saying yesterday..."
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Posted 07 December 2010 - 11:51 PM
Bruce - thank you.
As for pictures of Andre's man breasts - no thank you.
As for pictures of Andre's man breasts - no thank you.
Back.
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 01:22 AM
"The Return Of Baldy The Avenger from the Country of Fruits and Nuts (and Moobs)!" Part III....
(I'm going for my first warning - to date I'm a 45-year old virgin in warnings... does it hurt the first time???
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(I'm going for my first warning - to date I'm a 45-year old virgin in warnings... does it hurt the first time???
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 01:36 AM
You never realize how important moderation is until you're a thirteen-year-old with a computer who knows how to delete his Internet history.
More relevant to you guys, you never realize how important moderation is until you don't have it.
Thanks, Bruce.
More relevant to you guys, you never realize how important moderation is until you don't have it.
Thanks, Bruce.
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Piotr, on 08 December 2010 - 01:22 AM, said:
"The Return Of Baldy The Avenger from the Country of Fruits and Nuts (and Moobs)!" Part III....
(I'm going for my first warning - to date I'm a 45-year old virgin in warnings... does it hurt the first time??? )
(I'm going for my first warning - to date I'm a 45-year old virgin in warnings... does it hurt the first time???
)The mod was as sympathetic as indifferent and claimed to simply follow pressure from whining posters. No other reason was given (I asked). I've reported myself since but no luck upping my "warn status".
So, run of the mill amusing.
I walk.
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Great, certainly what this site appears to need 
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I'm in mixed moods about the moderation thing, but welcome back Bruce!
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 05:38 PM
One thing I might add, those who know me know that I do have a sarcastic streak. I moderate with that in mind as I take the the flow of a thread into account. To be brutal and honest I don't have a thin skin and others who whine over every little thing will not curry favour. I'm just going to try to keep this place fun, as it has been for all of thease years. 
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 06:08 PM
LIES! You're Arnold Brownsugaranuggetnegger's evil twin and you're going to rule over us with an iron fist.
Now Bruce do you like silk bonds or handcuffs?
Now Bruce do you like silk bonds or handcuffs?
In the sweetest child, there's a vicious streak.
In the strongest man, there's a child so weak.
In the whole wide world, there's no magic place.
So you might as well rise, put on your bravest face.
Though we might have precious little...
It's still precious.
Rush - Bravest Face
In the strongest man, there's a child so weak.
In the whole wide world, there's no magic place.
So you might as well rise, put on your bravest face.
Though we might have precious little...
It's still precious.
Rush - Bravest Face
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 06:31 PM
Well, since Bruce is jumping back into this p!ssed-in pool, I suppose I can sink a toe in from time to time.
Don't rest in peace, Bruce. Raise Hell.
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Give me a roof over my head, some food to eat and a fast car. That's all I need.
That's all I'll ever need.
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TF1 Blogs: be afraid, be very, very afraid..........
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Posted 08 December 2010 - 07:20 PM
Only if you take your socks off.
Reading: other peoples posts
Listening to: Cracker - Kerosene Hat
Dig that jive, Jack. Put it in your pocket, and don't look back.
Listening to: Cracker - Kerosene Hat
Dig that jive, Jack. Put it in your pocket, and don't look back.
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