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Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : what which part ? Whole body born in punjab!!
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : what which part ? Whole body born in punjab!!
hahaha! that's funny
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hahaha! that's funny
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Posted 12 April 2009 - 11:57 PM
AutoRacer5, on Aug 27 2006, 08:01 AM, said:
Man walks into an adult store:
Salesman: What do you want?
Man: Inflatable doll.
Salesman: Male or female?
Man: Female
Salesman: Black or white?
Man: White
Salesman: Christian or Muslim?
Man: Why does it matter?
Salesman: The Muslim one blows itself up!
Salesman: What do you want?
Man: Inflatable doll.
Salesman: Male or female?
Man: Female
Salesman: Black or white?
Man: White
Salesman: Christian or Muslim?
Man: Why does it matter?
Salesman: The Muslim one blows itself up!
Thats ****ing offensive
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King_Alonso786, on Apr 12 2009, 06:57 PM, said:
Thats ****ing offensive
And I care why?
Freedom of speech is a B-E-A-UTIFUL thing.
Nobody bitched when McLaren and Williams dominated F1...
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AutoRacer5 vs. Ecapdeville on Fight Night Round 3:
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UrKo, on Sep 10 2006, 4:06 PM, said:
....parabolica is in S2.....
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 07:47 PM
AR5 has turned into a bit of a psycho lately so don't be easily offended by him! I was when he threatned me hoping my children (if any) get lupus! Luckily he was being sarcastic, right??
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 08:44 PM
TF109_Diffuser, on Apr 13 2009, 02:47 PM, said:
AR5 has turned into a bit of a psycho lately so don't be easily offended by him! I was when he threatned me hoping my children (if any) get lupus! Luckily he was being sarcastic, right??
Yeah, I was being sarcastic. I tend to wish evil upon people at my own whim.
Nobody bitched when McLaren and Williams dominated F1...
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AutoRacer5 vs. Ecapdeville on Fight Night Round 3:
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UrKo, on Sep 10 2006, 4:06 PM, said:
....parabolica is in S2.....
My blog: http://openwheelrants.vox.com/
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Posted 14 April 2009 - 02:58 PM
Women's Rights.
Nobody bitched when McLaren and Williams dominated F1...
www.f1weekly.com
AutoRacer5 vs. Ecapdeville on Fight Night Round 3:
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AutoRacer5 vs. Ecapdeville on Forza Motorsport:
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UrKo, on Sep 10 2006, 4:06 PM, said:
....parabolica is in S2.....
My blog: http://openwheelrants.vox.com/
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King_Alonso786, on Apr 13 2009, 12:57 AM, said:
Thats ****ing offensive
Look, my mum is a Muslim lesbian and has lepracy. She laughed her scabby black tits off at that joke, why can't you?
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Music connects people through the unspoken appreciation of something that sounds right. Something that taps into the deepest corners of your soul, making you feel alive. When someone else gets it too and you know they do, it feels beautiful.
"To be brutal and honest I don't have a thin skin and others who whine over every little thing will not curry favour. I'm just going to try to keep this place fun, as it has been for all of these years." Pumpdoc, 8th Decemeber 2010.
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Posted 14 April 2009 - 07:50 PM
CharlieWhiting, on Apr 14 2009, 08:09 PM, said:
Look, my mum is a Muslim lesbian and has lepracy. She laughed her scabby black tits off at that joke, why can't you?
Dan is currently playing: with himself...
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"There is nothing lower than the human race except the French."
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Posted 14 April 2009 - 10:05 PM
Too right, Charlie, that was uncalled for!
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AutoRacer5, on Apr 12 2009, 10:17 PM, said:
And I care why?
Freedom of speech is a B-E-A-UTIFUL thing.
Freedom of speech is a B-E-A-UTIFUL thing.
Only if you are speaking against Christians and the West. Everything else is off-limits!!
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Posted 15 April 2009 - 06:42 PM
For those spanish speaking members...
COLÓN ERA SOLTERO!
Cristóbal Colón pudo descubrir América sólo porque ¡¡ERA SOLTERO!! Si Cristóbal Colón hubiese tenido una esposa, habría tenido que oir:
-¿Y por qué tenes que ir vos?
- ¿Y por qué no mandan a otro?
- ¡Todo lo ves redondo! ¿Estas loco o sos idiota?
- ¡No conoces ni a mi familia y vas a descubrir el nuevo mundo!
- ¿Y sólo van a viajar hombres? ¿crees q soy pelotuda?
- ¿Y por qué no puedo ir yo si vos sos el jefe?
- ¡Desgraciado, ya no sabes qué inventar para estar fuera de casa!
- ¡Si cruzas esa puerta yo me voy con mi vieja! ¡Sinvergüenza!
- ¿Y quién es esa tal María? ¿Qué Pinta? ¡Y la hija de puta se hace la Santa!
- ¿Y decis que es una Niña?... ¡andate a la mierda!
- ¡Todo lo tenías planeado, maldito! Vas a encontrarte con unas indias putas.
- ¿A mí me vas engañar?
- ¿Qué la Reina Isabel va a vender sus joyas para que viajes? ¿Me crees tonta o qué?¿Qué tenes con esa vieja hija de puta?
- ¡No vas a ningún lado!
- No va a pasar nada si el mundo sigue plano. Así que no te vistas que ¡¡¡no vas!!!
Definitivamente...ERA SOLTERO...
...and for those engish speaking friends...
COLUMBUS WAS SINGLE!
he was able to dicover America because he was single; if he was married he listened things like...
- Why you must go?
- Why don´t they send someone else?
- You see everything round... Are you idiot or mad?
- You don´t even know my family and you go to discover a new world?
- ... and only men will travel... Do you think I´m idiot?
- Why can´t I go if you are the boss?
- you b#####d... you don´t know what to invent to go out from home?
- If you cross this door I will go with my mother!
- And who is this "Mary" and "Pinta" ... and she son of a "beach", call herself saint! (refering to tha ship´s names)
- ... and you tell me she is a child ("Niña") go and f@ck yourself!
- You´ve planned almost everything since the begining; you will f@ck some horny indians!
- You gonna cheat me?
- You don´t go!
- Nothing will happen if the world remains plain!
- And the queen will buy her jewells to give you the money... do you think I´m idiot... what do you have with this old prostitute!
As you can see Columbus was single...
edit: type errors
COLÓN ERA SOLTERO!
Cristóbal Colón pudo descubrir América sólo porque ¡¡ERA SOLTERO!! Si Cristóbal Colón hubiese tenido una esposa, habría tenido que oir:
-¿Y por qué tenes que ir vos?
- ¿Y por qué no mandan a otro?
- ¡Todo lo ves redondo! ¿Estas loco o sos idiota?
- ¡No conoces ni a mi familia y vas a descubrir el nuevo mundo!
- ¿Y sólo van a viajar hombres? ¿crees q soy pelotuda?
- ¿Y por qué no puedo ir yo si vos sos el jefe?
- ¡Desgraciado, ya no sabes qué inventar para estar fuera de casa!
- ¡Si cruzas esa puerta yo me voy con mi vieja! ¡Sinvergüenza!
- ¿Y quién es esa tal María? ¿Qué Pinta? ¡Y la hija de puta se hace la Santa!
- ¿Y decis que es una Niña?... ¡andate a la mierda!
- ¡Todo lo tenías planeado, maldito! Vas a encontrarte con unas indias putas.
- ¿A mí me vas engañar?
- ¿Qué la Reina Isabel va a vender sus joyas para que viajes? ¿Me crees tonta o qué?¿Qué tenes con esa vieja hija de puta?
- ¡No vas a ningún lado!
- No va a pasar nada si el mundo sigue plano. Así que no te vistas que ¡¡¡no vas!!!
Definitivamente...ERA SOLTERO...
...and for those engish speaking friends...
COLUMBUS WAS SINGLE!
he was able to dicover America because he was single; if he was married he listened things like...
- Why you must go?
- Why don´t they send someone else?
- You see everything round... Are you idiot or mad?
- You don´t even know my family and you go to discover a new world?
- ... and only men will travel... Do you think I´m idiot?
- Why can´t I go if you are the boss?
- you b#####d... you don´t know what to invent to go out from home?
- If you cross this door I will go with my mother!
- And who is this "Mary" and "Pinta" ... and she son of a "beach", call herself saint! (refering to tha ship´s names)
- ... and you tell me she is a child ("Niña") go and f@ck yourself!
- You´ve planned almost everything since the begining; you will f@ck some horny indians!
- You gonna cheat me?
- You don´t go!
- Nothing will happen if the world remains plain!
- And the queen will buy her jewells to give you the money... do you think I´m idiot... what do you have with this old prostitute!
As you can see Columbus was single...
edit: type errors
Edited by Argento, 15 April 2009 - 06:46 PM.
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LOL, great!!! 
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Welcome to Mythbusters. This week: The Holocaust.
Nobody bitched when McLaren and Williams dominated F1...
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UrKo, on Sep 10 2006, 4:06 PM, said:
....parabolica is in S2.....
My blog: http://openwheelrants.vox.com/
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1) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence).
2) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are still attached.
3) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
4) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Master's.
5) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger, and two under the man's eyes.
6) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
7) Marriage is not just a having a wife but also worries inherited forever.
8) Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-ring
* The Endu-ring
9) Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.
10) It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
11) Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
12) It's true that all men are born free and equal-but some of them get MARRIED!
13) There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
14) A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
15) Conversations between son & father:
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE
2) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are still attached.
3) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
4) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Master's.
5) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger, and two under the man's eyes.
6) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.
7) Marriage is not just a having a wife but also worries inherited forever.
8) Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-ring
* The Endu-ring
9) Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.
10) It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.
11) Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
12) It's true that all men are born free and equal-but some of them get MARRIED!
13) There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
14) A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.
15) Conversations between son & father:
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 01:53 PM
Good to see you back Ankit!
Dan is currently playing: with himself...
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"There is nothing lower than the human race except the French."
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Posted 07 May 2009 - 07:30 PM
This one is for Piotr:
A polish guy went for a vision test.
Doctor: Can you read this “C Z W I X N O S T A C Z” ?
Polish Guy: read?... I know this guy!
A polish guy went for a vision test.
Doctor: Can you read this “C Z W I X N O S T A C Z” ?
Polish Guy: read?... I know this guy!
"Fashion dates but Logic is Timeless" Alec Isigonis
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goferrarigo, on Oct 1 2006, 09:25 AM, said:
this is one of the best jjokes i have read ever:
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "****."
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "****."
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Argento, on May 7 2009, 07:30 PM, said:
This one is for Piotr:
A polish guy went for a vision test.
Doctor: Can you read this "C Z W I X N O S T A C Z" ?
Polish Guy: read?... I know this guy!
A polish guy went for a vision test.
Doctor: Can you read this "C Z W I X N O S T A C Z" ?
Polish Guy: read?... I know this guy!
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Posted 10 May 2009 - 03:06 AM
a recist one.
A black student has the opportunity to become the best student ever at Harvard. He is competing with 2 other white students. The university take an unprecedent decision: the one who answer a question will take the honors.
Student 1 (white): how many people live at Argentina?
Answer: 41.000.000
"correct"
Student 2 (also white): How many people live at USA?
Answer: 200.000.000
"correct"
Student 3 (black): How many people live at China?
Answer: 1.100.000.000
"give me names!"
A black student has the opportunity to become the best student ever at Harvard. He is competing with 2 other white students. The university take an unprecedent decision: the one who answer a question will take the honors.
Student 1 (white): how many people live at Argentina?
Answer: 41.000.000
"correct"
Student 2 (also white): How many people live at USA?
Answer: 200.000.000
"correct"
Student 3 (black): How many people live at China?
Answer: 1.100.000.000
"give me names!"
"Fashion dates but Logic is Timeless" Alec Isigonis
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Posted 10 May 2009 - 05:10 AM
Argento, on May 8 2009, 05:30 AM, said:
This one is for Piotr:
A polish guy went for a vision test.
Doctor: Can you read this “C Z W I X N O S T A C Z” ?
Polish Guy: read?... I know this guy!
A polish guy went for a vision test.
Doctor: Can you read this “C Z W I X N O S T A C Z” ?
Polish Guy: read?... I know this guy!
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Posted 10 May 2009 - 03:43 PM
Flashback: 2006??? Damn that seems so long ago...
Never argue with an idiot, they bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Dilbert
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 11:02 PM
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilot uniforms -- both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin; but the men enter the c#ckpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and people at the windows realize that they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory.
As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that it will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin--but at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.
The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon they have all retreated into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. Up in the c#ckpit, the copilot turns to the pilot and says,
"You know, Bob, one of these days, they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die...
Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin; but the men enter the c#ckpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and people at the windows realize that they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory.
As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that it will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin--but at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.
The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon they have all retreated into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. Up in the c#ckpit, the copilot turns to the pilot and says,
"You know, Bob, one of these days, they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die...
Never argue with an idiot, they bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience - Dilbert
If your lips are extended beyond your nose then you are about to do something rude. - Scott Adams
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Posted 12 May 2009 - 11:36 PM
That's a good one.
Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness ~ Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Posted 13 May 2009 - 05:35 AM
Have you guys tried to watch a XXX movie in 3x, er, fast-forward mode? Trust me, you'll be laughing your a## off.
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Saw this brilliant, funny ad. It should pick up a few awards.
http://adsoftheworld...?size=_original
http://adsoftheworld...?size=_original
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Posted 15 May 2009 - 07:15 AM
I could never understand what my Uncle did for a living when I was little. I think he was a ventriloquist because he used to shove two fingers up my arse and tell me to keep my mouth shut.
Listening to MSTRKRFT - Fist of God
Music connects people through the unspoken appreciation of something that sounds right. Something that taps into the deepest corners of your soul, making you feel alive. When someone else gets it too and you know they do, it feels beautiful.
"To be brutal and honest I don't have a thin skin and others who whine over every little thing will not curry favour. I'm just going to try to keep this place fun, as it has been for all of these years." Pumpdoc, 8th Decemeber 2010.
Music connects people through the unspoken appreciation of something that sounds right. Something that taps into the deepest corners of your soul, making you feel alive. When someone else gets it too and you know they do, it feels beautiful.
"To be brutal and honest I don't have a thin skin and others who whine over every little thing will not curry favour. I'm just going to try to keep this place fun, as it has been for all of these years." Pumpdoc, 8th Decemeber 2010.
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Posted 15 May 2009 - 04:32 PM
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken.
Listening to MSTRKRFT - Fist of God
Music connects people through the unspoken appreciation of something that sounds right. Something that taps into the deepest corners of your soul, making you feel alive. When someone else gets it too and you know they do, it feels beautiful.
"To be brutal and honest I don't have a thin skin and others who whine over every little thing will not curry favour. I'm just going to try to keep this place fun, as it has been for all of these years." Pumpdoc, 8th Decemeber 2010.
Music connects people through the unspoken appreciation of something that sounds right. Something that taps into the deepest corners of your soul, making you feel alive. When someone else gets it too and you know they do, it feels beautiful.
"To be brutal and honest I don't have a thin skin and others who whine over every little thing will not curry favour. I'm just going to try to keep this place fun, as it has been for all of these years." Pumpdoc, 8th Decemeber 2010.
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Posted 15 May 2009 - 06:38 PM
dribbler, on May 15 2009, 05:32 PM, said:
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken.
Did you see the song "Weapon of choice"?
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Posted 15 May 2009 - 06:40 PM
dribbler, on May 15 2009, 08:15 AM, said:
I could never understand what my Uncle did for a living when I was little. I think he was a ventriloquist because he used to shove two fingers up my arse and tell me to keep my mouth shut.
ROFLMAO
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