HandyNZL 1 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Well, here we go again....the next race of the season is almost upon us...the teams have left the factories and are enroute to the race track...the drivers are downing their last marguerita's at some swanky Monaco bar, eyeing up some tart with a boob job and over botoxed lips....which leaves us mere mortal fans with the following perplexing questions... Can Jens make it 4 from 5? Will this be Juniors 2nd to last race? Will RBR be able to hang on as best of the rest after Brawn, or will the upgrades for Macca and Ferrari reinstate them to the front rows? Will Alonso qualify on fumes for the crowd? Will Lewis need bodyguards this year? Will the weather be fine, or will it always rain in Spain in the plains? Rob Smedley's word of endearment to Massa this race will be.........<insert innuendo here> Will Kubica make it into Q2? And will he publicly bollock BMW if he doesn't? Will Buemi make it into Q1? Will Bourdais make it out of Q3? Will Kovi beat Hamilton? How many cars will have KERS? Which Kimi will turn up to race? Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BradSpeedMan 6 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Well, here we go again....the next race of the season is almost upon us...the teams have left the factories and are enroute to the race track...the drivers are downing their last marguerita's at some swanky Monaco bar, eyeing up some tart with a boob job and over botoxed lips....which leaves us mere mortal fans with the following perplexing questions...Can Jens make it 4 from 5? Will this be Juniors 2nd to last race? Will RBR be able to hang on as best of the rest after Brawn, or will the upgrades for Macca and Ferrari reinstate them to the front rows? Will Alonso qualify on fumes for the crowd? Will Lewis need bodyguards this year? Will the weather be fine, or will it always rain in Spain in the plains? Rob Smedley's word of endearment to Massa this race will be.........<insert innuendo here> Will Kubica make it into Q2? And will he publicly bollock BMW if he doesn't? Will Buemi make it into Q1? Will Bourdais make it out of Q3? Will Kovi beat Hamilton? How many cars will have KERS? Which Kimi will turn up to race? Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty? haha very funny, you're in your element lately Mr Handy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insider 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Well, here we go again....the next race of the season is almost upon us...the teams have left the factories and are enroute to the race track...the drivers are downing their last marguerita's at some swanky Monaco bar, eyeing up some tart with a boob job and over botoxed lips....which leaves us mere mortal fans with the following perplexing questions...Can Jens make it 4 from 5? If the aero package is good - yes Will this be Juniors 2nd to last race? It should be Will RBR be able to hang on as best of the rest after Brawn, or will the upgrades for Macca and Ferrari reinstate them to the front rows? Q3 will be interesting, certainly Will Alonso qualify on fumes for the crowd? He'll certainly try Will Lewis need bodyguards this year? Only if he continue to drive like a kart racer! Will the weather be fine, or will it always rain in Spain in the plains? There could be a shower or two, I hear Rob Smedley's word of endearment to Massa this race will be.........<win it or die, morher****er!> Will Kubica make it into Q2? And will he publicly bollock BMW if he doesn't? Maybe and yes Will Buemi make it into Q1? Will Bourdais make it out of Q3? Yes and No Will Kovi beat Hamilton? Not allowed, is it? How many cars will have KERS? 3 - Mcbenz, Ferrari and Force India Which Kimi will turn up to race? The one with a glass in his hand! Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty? Mostly taken up with cardboard cut-outs of Bernie and Max Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insider 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Well, here we go again....the next race of the season is almost upon us...the teams have left the factories and are enroute to the race track...the drivers are downing their last marguerita's at some swanky Monaco bar, eyeing up some tart with a boob job and over botoxed lips....which leaves us mere mortal fans with the following perplexing questions...Can Jens make it 4 from 5? If the aero package is good - yes Will this be Juniors 2nd to last race? It should be Will RBR be able to hang on as best of the rest after Brawn, or will the upgrades for Macca and Ferrari reinstate them to the front rows? Q3 will be interesting, certainly Will Alonso qualify on fumes for the crowd? He'll certainly try Will Lewis need bodyguards this year? Only if he continue to drive like a kart racer! Will the weather be fine, or will it always rain in Spain in the plains? There could be a shower or two, I hear Rob Smedley's word of endearment to Massa this race will be.........<win it or die, mother****er!> Will Kubica make it into Q2? And will he publicly bollock BMW if he doesn't? Maybe and yes Will Buemi make it into Q1? Will Bourdais make it out of Q3? Yes and No Will Kovi beat Hamilton? Not allowed, is it? How many cars will have KERS? 3 - Mcbenz, Ferrari and Force India Which Kimi will turn up to race? The one with a glass in his hand! Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty? Mostly taken up with cardboard cut-outs of Bernie and Max Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jackgarrett 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Which cuisine will reign supreme! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TGLeungd Forever 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Can Jens make it 4 from 5? - 4th place from 5th? ... sure Will this be Juniors 2nd to last race? - Yes Will RBR be able to hang on as best of the rest after Brawn, or will the upgrades for Macca and Ferrari reinstate them to the front rows? - RBR will stay strong Will Alonso qualify on fumes for the crowd? - Alonso will start last Will Lewis need bodyguards this year? - Yes and a boyfriend Will the weather be fine, or will it always rain in Spain in the plains? - MOONSTORMS!!! Rob Smedley's word of endearment to Massa this race will be.........COME TO ME PUPPY Will Kubica make it into Q2? And will he publicly bollock BMW if he doesn't? - Yiff & Yiff Will Buemi make it into Q1? Will Bourdais make it out of Q3? - Yiff & No Will Kovi beat Hamilton? - Yes How many cars will have KERS? - 24.5 Which Kimi will turn up to race? - Yes, with a Dutchman Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty? - Half Full Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insider 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Just realised I posted something twice. I'm going to lie down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Ah, the shame of the double post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Ah, the shame of the double post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 It had to be done. Sorry. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 That joke's so old it has a hair on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 That joke's so old it has a hair on it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Rumble Strip 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Should be a good one. Most teams will bring in a major update so the balance of power may begin to shift away from Brawn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Insider 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Sorry guys. 60% chance of rain on Saturday and Sunday midday according to my sources. Hmm. Pole looks like it will be crucial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Insider 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Not everything old has hair. I am a living example of this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikathegreat2 2 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Can Jens make it 4 from 5? Likely. Will this be Juniors 2nd to last race? Hopefully. Will RBR be able to hang on as best of the rest after Brawn, or will the upgrades for Macca and Ferrari reinstate them to the front rows? Would be nice to see, a bit late if they wanna win a trophy though. Will Alonso qualify on fumes for the crowd? Yes. Will Lewis need bodyguards this year? Depends on what the Spanish press have said, oi AleHop!!! Will the weather be fine, or will it always rain in Spain in the plains? It'll be sunny. Rob Smedley's word of endearment to Massa this race will be.........<insert innuendo here> You will win the WDC. Will Kubica make it into Q2? And will he publicly bollock BMW if he doesn't? No unless BMW have made huge improvements. Yes. Will Buemi make it into Q1? Will Bourdais make it out of Q3? Yes. No. Will Kovi beat Hamilton? No. How many cars will have KERS? All except BGP & RBR. Which Kimi will turn up to race? Ice-pop man. Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty? Full, of AleHop's, Shane's & Andres'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HandyNZL 1 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty? Full, of AleHop's, Shane's & Andres'. oooo...scary! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HandyNZL 1 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Just reading no KERS and no double diffuser for BMW at Spain. (at F1 Live dot commmmmmmmmmm) Kubica to start 17th? Heidi 16th? Oh woe is them...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Not everything old has hair. Ah but a lot of old things have an heir Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Cinco 30 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 Can Jens make it 4 from 5? Yeah, probably, maybs, I don't know, I haven't filled out the answer key for PPP (my picks) yet, so... Will this be Juniors 2nd to last race? No. Dale Jr is here to stay at Hendrick, he has two more years in his contract despite not-so-good performance. Wait. Will RBR be able to hang on as best of the rest after Brawn, or will the upgrades for Macca and Ferrari reinstate them to the front rows? Yeah, they will. McLaren will be third. Ferrari won't be close. Will Alonso qualify on fumes for the crowd? Well, he drinks from the fuel pump, so there won't be much left in it... Will Lewis need bodyguards this year? Don't know, don't care. Will the weather be fine, or will it always rain in Spain in the plains? Probably 300 K or so. Rob Smedley's word of endearment to Massa this race will be.........<insert innuendo here> I don't have a sense of humor, I'll leave this one to the pros. Will Kubica make it into Q2? And will he publicly bollock BMW if he doesn't? He will on the first. If he doesn't, maybe, I don't listen to what he says much. Nothing personal. He can't be bothered to answer questions. I can't be bothered to read about it. Will Buemi make it into Q1? Will Bourdais make it out of Q3? No and maybe. Will Kovi beat Hamilton? No. How many cars will have KERS? How many had it last race? Which Kimi will turn up to race? The one that can't drive. Will the stands be full, half full, or near empty? Pre-Danica IndyCar style...6 people, 1 dog, 0 fans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 My prediction: they will practise, qualify, and then race. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cinco 30 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 My prediction: they will practise, qualify, and then race. You're wrong already. For those of us across the Atlantic, they'll practice, qualify, and then race. And since the US is the world... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rainmaster 7 Report post Posted May 5, 2009 You're wrong already. For those of us across the Atlantic, they'll practice, qualify, and then race. And since the US is the world... I can't think of any defense, sorry defence to that - I guess that is how it will go down for the 2 viewers in the US Share this post Link to post Share on other sites