Uncle Festers Wanted

[Max Mosley 2]

They were just born to complain Paul.

[Autumnpuma 0]

It might be just easier if Monza just uses photoshop to bald everyone on the forum, and in this process, provide amusement for you...

Dear God no..........

[Ferrariphile 0]

It's Kojak - how cool is that!

I did a few Telly Savalas impersonations back then. The worst thing was, I gave myself the buzz cut right about this time of the month of February, coldest time of the year.

[pabloh20 1]

I did a few Telly Savalas impersonations back then. The worst thing was, I gave myself the buzz cut right about this time of the month of February, coldest time of the year.

I bet it seemed like a good idea at the time.........

[dribbler 6]

Nothing compares 2u.

[pabloh20 1]

Nothing compares 2u.

Though that is a more fitting phrase for Andres, considering his legendary status around here!

[Argento Reloaded 1]

It

[irishfemalefan 0]

Nothing compares 2u.

obviously being an Irish bird Sinead O

[irishfemalefan 0]

Women get childbirth and men get nose hair to remove - quite frankly, you don't know you're born!

Now that is funny

[pabloh20 1]

obviously being an Irish bird Sinead O

[Ferrariphile 0]

[towely]I have no idea what's going on...[/towely]

1) Who is Andres?

2) Who's Terry?

3) What does this mean?

See, I find that quite strange, Eric Clapton is my hero, but it's never tempted me to grow a beard I'm trying to think of any bald women who look good, I can't recall any!

Ferrariphile - get your coat, you've pulled!

Eric Clapton is the shizz, btw. And Demi Moore in "GI Jane" was pretty hot for a bald chick, maybe it's because she was a woman in uniform...

[pabloh20 1]

[towely]I have no idea what's going on...[/towely]

1) Who is Andres?

2) Who's Terry?

3) What does this mean?

Eric Clapton is the shizz, btw. And Demi Moore in "GI Jane" was pretty hot for a bald chick, maybe it's because she was a woman in uniform...

1. Andres is quietone

2. Terry I think was meant to be Telly Savalas

3. The first bit was responding to Irishfemale's comment about wanting to shave her head because Sinead was her hero and Sinead shaved her head. The 2nd bit was in reference to the fact that Irish likes you better bald. It's a common saying over here meaning that she likes you so you're going to be taking her home

[Ferrariphile 0]

1. Andres is quietone

2. Terry I think was meant to be Telly Savalas

3. The first bit was responding to Irishfemale's comment about wanting to shave her head because Sinead was her hero and Sinead shaved her head. The 2nd bit was in reference to the fact that Irish likes you better bald. It's a common saying over here meaning that she likes you so you're going to be taking her home

Ahh, I understand now...

[pabloh20 1]

Ahh, I understand now...

I do apologise, Ferrariphile, not everybody has heard of that saying in this country, so I don't know why I expected somebody from another country to have heard of it - me bad!

[mock 0]

See, I find that quite strange, Eric Clapton is my hero, but it's never tempted me to grow a beard I'm trying to think of any bald women who look good, I can't recall any!

Ferrariphile - get your coat, you've pulled!

Remember Persis Khambatta from the original Star Trek movie ??

She's hot...

[pabloh20 1]

Remember Persis Khambatta from the original Star Trek movie ??

She's hot...

Damn, I'd forgotten about her - nice one, Mock. Wonder if she'd look hotter with hair, though!!

[Max Mosley 2]

Yeah it's about the best you can do with a bald look I think!

[JayStorm 0]

Yeah, maybe there is a future for a bald Britney afterall...

[LabradoRacer 2]

Persis Khambatta isn't hot. She was hot. She died some years back.

I too belong to the tribe of men with receding hairlines. Perhaps we balding/bald guys ought to strut around with t-shirts proclaiming "High Sperm Count".

[pabloh20 1]

Persis Khambatta isn't hot. She was hot. She died some years back.

I too belong to the tribe of men with receding hairlines. Perhaps we balding/bald guys ought to strut around with t-shirts proclaiming "High Sperm Count".

I didn't know that - will have to have a bit of a google on her.

You could do, for sure, I guess if you want to lie to the whole world then that's your prerogative!!

Welcome to the forum, by the way.

Edit: Must give new memeber time to settle in before I start insulting them, where are my manners!!

[LabradoRacer 2]

Well pabloh20(paul?) , I am not a new member in the truest sense. Formerly my id was "loserboy". This is my new avatar.

[pabloh20 1]

Well pabloh20(paul?) , I am not a new member in the truest sense. Formerly my id was "loserboy". This is my new avatar.

Hey up matey, how's it going? Thought I'd not seen you around for a while!!

Yep, I am Paul. Sorry, I can't remember did you ever reveal your true name? You'll also have to excuse my memory, but am I right in thinking you had a pic in the pics thread of you supping a drink and looking chilled out & cool??

[LabradoRacer 2]

Hey up matey, how's it going? Thought I'd not seen you around for a while!!

Yep, I am Paul. Sorry, I can't remember did you ever reveal your true name? You'll also have to excuse my memory, but am I right in thinking you had a pic in the pics thread of you supping a drink and looking chilled out & cool??

Indeed your memory's good. You can call me Jay. Or any expletive that you deem suitable.

[pabloh20 1]

Indeed your memory's good. You can call me Jay. Or any expletive that you deem suitable.

Well, Jay, you would get away with the t-shirt I reckon, whereas Andres........well, let's just say some lies are believable and some aren't!!

Andres, is gonna kill me when he gets on!!

[Quiet One 15]

Well, Jay, you would get away with the t-shirt I reckon, whereas Andres........well, let's just say some lies are believable and some aren't!!

Andres, is gonna kill me when he gets on!!

Nahhh! I know you are kidding and I have a good sense of humour!

Oh, by the way, you would not believe how interesting were those land mines that Kay planted. I planted some around you, sure you will have fun finding them!