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MS: "You know when I was a young man I used to drive one of these"

FA: "Whatever old man, sure you did"

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MS: PUTA.

FA: SCHEISSER.

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MS: Block me one more time and i'll effing rip your balls off....

FA: erm..

MS: Now.....where is lewis?

FA: Hooning?

MS: WTF is that?

FA: You don't want to know....

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MS: "Tell Felippe to come by motorhome mein and bring some pasta and a diet coke and I won't tell Charlie what you did"

FA: *engine noise*"Ok, I 'll tell Felippe he is a "pastard" and go home to choke a Charlie "

Edited by tifosi too!

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MS- That's my old seat and I pooped in it.

FA-....and I thought it was Kimi that did that...............

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MS- That's my old seat and I pooped in it.

FA-....and I thought it was Kimi that did that...............

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MS - OK...you and me do it like this...first corner we can punt each other off...make it look convincing, and since Flav isn't around no more, no one will suspect a thing...I know you're up for this kind of scheme...then, we can prove once and for all who can pass cars from the back of the grid, yeah?

FA - OK, but I didn't hear it from you...I'll say three Hail Mary's to keep my slate clean...don't let anyone know we're doing this ok? I'll call the bookies...

MS - Schweet Freddy. See you on the podium. *WINK*

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MS - Mein Gott AChtung Dogs Bollocks - you cheat you svine Spanish you!!

FA - huh? what you mean?

MS - Vat I mean? VAT I MEAN? You are ze most horrible schemer in all of zis Eff Un I have ever known...you spoke to ze young lad from you home land, no, ja? You told him to drive like ve are in ze Ford Formulas no?

FA - I have no idea what you're on about old man

MS - Zis Highmai schtucker....ze driving all over ze place....he not know who I am!! Schtuck!! You see me in ze mirror you move over, ja?? Zis is the way it has been for decades, no? Vat is wrong with you kinders? huh? you crayzee kids in your daipers....mein gott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FA - Watch out old man...you'll give yourself a heart attack.

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MS: Can we switch cars pls pls pls..I will let u play with my lego

FA: No, go away or i will tell charlie

3min later...

FA: charlie, charlieeeeeee... :confused2: :confused2:

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MS- That's my old seat and I pooped in it.

FA-....and I thought it was Kimi that did that...............

Classic... :clap3:

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MS: No way you are parking this, it's my job, remember Monaco '06??

FA: I remember '06 very well, I beat you're shiny red a$$ for the 2nd time.

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FA: These twats at TF1 are doing my head in.

MS: I'd like to see THEM driving the car.

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MS: "Mein Gott!! That Vettel kid is really like me! He was so fast and so brave! Deutschland über alles!"

FA: "Erm...actually, that was Alguersari on his STR, not Vettel on his RBR"

MS: "That dirty Spanish son of a bitch!"

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Guys: Superb. I can't even come close. I haven't laughed this hard after a race since Sutil and Trulli tangoed tangled.

:clap3: :clap3: :clap3: :clap3:

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MS - OK...you and me do it like this...first corner we can punt each other off...make it look convincing, and since Flav isn't around no more, no one will suspect a thing...I know you're up for this kind of scheme...then, we can prove once and for all who can pass cars from the back of the grid, yeah?

FA - OK, but I didn't hear it from you...I'll say three Hail Mary's to keep my slate clean...don't let anyone know we're doing this ok? I'll call the bookies...

MS - Schweet Freddy. See you on the podium. *WINK*

.......

MS - Mein Gott AChtung Dogs Bollocks - you cheat you svine Spanish you!!

FA - huh? what you mean?

MS - Vat I mean? VAT I MEAN? You are ze most horrible schemer in all of zis Eff Un I have ever known...you spoke to ze young lad from you home land, no, ja? You told him to drive like ve are in ze Ford Formulas no?

FA - I have no idea what you're on about old man

MS - Zis Highmai schtucker....ze driving all over ze place....he not know who I am!! Schtuck!! You see me in ze mirror you move over, ja?? Zis is the way it has been for decades, no? Vat is wrong with you kinders? huh? you crayzee kids in your daipers....mein gott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FA - Watch out old man...you'll give yourself a heart attack.

Man, I have'nt laugh so hard in a while....brilliant Handy and everyone else...

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Guys: Superb. I can't even come close. I haven't laughed this hard after a race since Sutil and Trulli tangoed tangled.

:clap3: :clap3: :clap3: :clap3:

Since you asked:

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JT: "You donta belong hera young boy, go back to youra piano lessons faggita!!!"

AS: "I am ze future of zis shport, zo go beck zu your cheap vinyards und get ein haircut!!!"

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MSC: Hello my friend, how is the famiglia?

ALO: They don't want to see your dirty a## having spaghetti al olio at home.

MSC: You mean I will have to eat pizza, risotto or tortellini?

ALO: No, you will have to eat sauerkraut sausages and kirschenmichel with die neue Familie.

MSC: Nein, nein...

ALO: Si, you don't want the God Father to visit you, right?

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