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Happy B'Day, Graham!

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So, Cambridge Man aka Max "Spankmaster" Mosley aka Murray Walker, you're now a 29-year-old with the d#ck of a 92-year-old! Hurray!!!!!!!!! :banana: Er, I mean I'm happy for you,not for myself. Wait, that too came out wrong. Oh, chuck it.

I've sent across a bevy of old hags who'll do a lot of dirty things to you. Like giving you noogies & wedgies. Smiling_already?

But no, I didn't make any arrangements for food as you're already a good cook (Tanita, insert a paella joke here, I've never quite got it).

So, go ahead have a grand time, friendo! You're one helluva nice guy & you deserve all happiness!

P.S I'm proud to boast that I didn't need a reminder from TF1's b'day thingy to post this thread. I did need a reminder from Facebook though.

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I wish you the best of days, Muzza. Of course, that creates the issue on HOW to determine which one is the best. So, I propose you to have all your days standarized. Every day you should do exactly the same things, in the same order, at exactly the same moment of the day.

Then we will have to factorize some external disturbances like weather, sunspots, and people in general.

Then it's just a matter of assigning an arbitrary points systems for each day and, voila! You will know exactly how each day fared against each other. Your life as a whole will suck, but you will have a blast calculating it :P

Now seriously, I wish you the best, my friend. Or, at least, more than a 9/10! :D

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Happy birthday Muzza, :clap3: I want you to post her how did you celebrate your birthday, by the way who's Jocasta? :eusa_think: I am from a colony and may be in another colony but I as I don't know much about that I'll join whatever colony was already mentioned in here to celebrate your birthday. :P

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Happy Birthday Murray! You shouldn't be wrking on your birthday, you should be getting stuffed on paella and drunk on sangría!! Sacrilege :P

Well, I hope someone has the decency to throw you a party for your last year of youth :P (Sorry, sorry, you're definitely not old or anything. Nor the rest of you guys :P)

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I wish you the best of days, Muzza. Of course, that creates the issue on HOW to determine which one is the best. So, I propose you to have all your days standarized. Every day you should do exactly the same things, in the same order, at exactly the same moment of the day.

Then we will have to factorize some external disturbances like weather, sunspots, and people in general.

Then it's just a matter of assigning an arbitrary points systems for each day and, voila! You will know exactly how each day fared against each other. Your life as a whole will suck, but you will have a blast calculating it :P

Now seriously, I wish you the best, my friend. Or, at least, more than a 9/10! :D

Excellent :lol:

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Thank you all very much! This thread reminds me how many great posters we have here and how much I enjoy when you all post - yes, even when you're not talking about me. :P I always mean to post more myself but get lazy or busy so I will do better in future! It's especially good to see some longtime posters back recently.

So, everyone agrees that spec cars but moral relativism are the ways to go, right? Do bear in mind we're still celebrating my Birthweek. :ban_006:

Thanks again and best wishes to everyone.

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Happy Belated Graham! For your birthday gift, I will completely agree with all your ideas and thoughts on F1 in specific and the world in general.

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