How Do U Talk 2 Girls

[pumpdoc 2]

Pah!! caveman style, whip it out, grab her hair and say 'come here' She'll be so stunned she won't resist(ps, don't try this as you may be arrested)

[UrKo 0]

Pah!! caveman style, whip it out, grab her hair and say 'come here' She'll be so stunned she won't resist(ps, don't try this as you may be arrested)

unless the cop is a hot chick with blond hair, big boobs.....

[Max Mosley 2]

unless the cop is a hot chick with blond hair, big boobs.....

Oh yeah. Cops like that "arrest" me no matter what I do. So unfair, but not altogether unpleasant.

On topic, as Andres and Russ have said, just go talk to some girls. Be yourself, honest and playful, with teasing etc.

[Quiet One 15]

Oh yeah. Cops like that "arrest" me no matter what I do. So unfair, but not altogether unpleasant.

On topic, as Andres and Russ have said, just go talk to some girls. Be yourself, honest and playful, with teasing etc.

By the way, where did the forum ladies go? A guy needs your advise in here!

[dribbler 6]

By the way, where did the forum ladies go? A guy needs your advise in here!

My suspicion is that we are being observed. If we were wrong so far they would come and tell us. This tells me that women like a combination of nervous charm yet assertiveness, ruggedness yet sensitivity, attention yet a bit of aloofness.

We have it sooo easy. Maybe Ben is right afterall?

Second thoughts.......breasts are for feeling, i love 'em.

[Max Mosley 2]

You know, recently I've been thinking..... You're right, women always want something in between two extremes. I think it's partly because they like mixed signals, so switching between the two modes of behavior unpredictably turns them on. They like mystery and trying to figure you out - so give them something to figure out! Also though I suspect in many ways they don't really know what they like, so you just take control and they'll go along with what you offer.

[Max Mosley 2]

By the way, where did the forum ladies go? A guy needs your advise in here!

Kati says we're all boring now. Maybe she'll return when the season starts? You're right though, it is very remiss of them not to help us out here. Having said that though, you should never listen to what women say they want. When a girl tells me how to talk to girls, I normally ask how many girls they've picked up with that approach. Normally even I win, but in those cases I don't, I know I've found someone interesting there.

[suomenpankki 0]

Hey DR...check this out....can be useful...or..not

121 ways to pick up chicks

[goldjaazz 0]

On serious note....

Some advice...

the things that i know about picking up women...

In order

Dont be sleezy

Dont be drunk

Dont give the impression that your too interested

Dont Compliment too much..(one or two thats it)

Dont talk about yourself (you have to remain mysterious or you might say something that will be a turn off)

It helps to be seen with other girls you know and perhapes talk you up.

Have a couple of drinks to get happy and talkative..but not drunk

have some ecstasty for yourself. This may help or hinder.. you find that this gives some kind of special powers.

and if none of that works than at least you will get high and have a good night and talk to lots of strangers you dont know.

[dribbler 6]

On serious note....

Some advice...

have some ecstasty for yourself. This may help or hinder.. you find that this gives some kind of special powers.

He's thirteen years old. Great advice.

[goldjaazz 0]

Sorry, put my comments on the back burner for 10years.

At that age you can get away with anything you say...just be aware that anything you say will be shared amongst her friends!

[Shane2 0]

I don't see why not. You are not an ugly guy by any means and you have a brilliant intelligence. Those two facts mean that you have a great chance of scoring in any social group. Perhaps you should pay more attention to them. They don't show interest by throwing in your arms and yelling "take me, now!!" (well, some do, but i wouldn't recommend them) They are subtle, and seduction is a mix between a dance, a ritual and a hunt (ahhh those days...!) Don't give up and pay more attention to them than you pay to your computer (I know thats the hard part...for me at least) and you will soon start to discover the rules of the game.

We want you to introduce us to your new gf before next season! Hurry up! The clock is ticking!

i hope i can but i am not too hopeful

Thanks for the kind words, i guess you are right, my problem is i just find the first step hard, i always feel like i am gonna make a tit out of myself.

old quote but it may work with some girls:

Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?

I would like to keep my balls in 1 piece if its all the same

[Max Mosley 2]

Funny Site suomenpankki!

Dont give the impression that your too interested

Dont Compliment too much..(one or two thats it)

Dont talk about yourself (you have to remain mysterious or you might say something that will be a turn off)

It helps to be seen with other girls you know and perhapes talk you up.

Yeah imho this is good advice for older (eg legal) girls at least. You can try to make them chase u a bit by giving the impression that they're one of a few girls you're looking at that night. So when complimenting, undermine your praise, or make it ambiguous: "You know, your gorgeous eyes are the most beautiful I've ever seen..... well apart from Margery's and Francis's....oh and Jezebel's so that makes you fourth on my all time list. Well done!". You want to be seen as a challenge, so tease with a smile. I don't know much about 13 yrs old girls, and more's the pity.

He's thirteen years old. Great advice.

Indeed. Don't take ecstacy! In fact I also find staying sober keeps the brain sharp, as it has to be, to tease girls properly.

[Max Mosley 2]

i always feel like i am gonna make a tit out of myself.

Gawd! You really don't understand the mechanics of this do u? Normally the girl provides the tits.

[Shane2 0]

xD

You know what i meant

[pumpdoc 2]

And don't be fooled, you get hammered on alky or drugs and you will have problems in the sack.........

[Shane2 0]

Don't knock it, i once managed to make a sex session last a couple of hours by being a bit tipsy (although it was with a long standing girlfriend not someone i picked up, i don't do 1 night stands). You got a point though, if your hammered your in trouble

Not to mention real girls (not tarts, nice girls) are not often attracted by someone who is totally blitzed off their a$$

[Medilloni 6]

Don't knock it, i once managed to make a sex session last a couple of hours by being a bit tipsy (although it was with a long standing girlfriend not someone i picked up, i don't do 1 night stands). You got a point though, if your hammered your in trouble

Not to mention real girls (not tarts, nice girls) are not often attracted by someone who is totally blitzed off their a$$

Now you're in danger of making people like Pumpdoc and myself jealous, we get 1hr 59secs of talking about it then one minute of, well, erm. Oh buggar. Need to got to the bathroom. Eh Pumpdock?

Any road up, most 'sessions' for that long mean having an uncontrollable beast locked inside a VERY abrasive pair of jeans under extreme friction for far too long.

C'mon. You lot tell me you can't remember. Te he

Oh by the way. Foreplay is extremely important. I cannot stress this enough - tell 3 of your mates to get lost

[Shane2 0]

It was only once i got that lucky my normal was 20-30 minutes, including foreplay

[pumpdoc 2]

Now you're in danger of making people like Pumpdoc and myself jealous, we get 1hr 59secs of talking about it then one minute of, well, erm. Oh buggar. Need to got to the bathroom. Eh Pumpdock?

Any road up, most 'sessions' for that long mean having an uncontrollable beast locked inside a VERY abrasive pair of jeans under extreme friction for far too long.

C'mon. You lot tell me you can't remember. Te he

Oh by the way. Foreplay is extremely important. I cannot stress this enough - tell 3 of your mates to get lost

Hey any longer and the wife's........well erm

[Scott Speed 0]

For a 13, just go to their sporting events or go places with them. Your parents might object for awhile, but mention how they got their mate...

Also, humour is huge. Keep a laugh going and don't pull a long lecture. Also pull a prank that makes them laugh every once in awhile. Say they don't like bugs... there you go. You can also act a little different. Get a game going with your GF, my gf and i always hit each other when we see each other in the hall at school

[Autumnpuma 0]

Ah, girls. Such wonderful mysterious creatures.

Be a gentleman. Although values are plumetting and we are led to believe that teenagers have no manners anymore i truly believe that any girl would still be impressed by a caring, polite and gentlemanly lad. So if you are thinking of a girl in particular, tell her that you have been trying to find a way of asking her out for ages because you think she's gorgeous. Take her bowling after a bite to eat and have some flowers standing by. The other idiots in your age group will be clueless as to why she thinks you are great. Make her laugh by taking the mickey out of yourself, act a bit stupid, have some fun.

Be cool but be honest. If you're nervous, tell her.

I swear to god i'm one ugly freak. I think i'm like 'Beaker' from the Muppets. That probably means nothing to you but take it from me, he looks strange. I spotted a girl back in '92 and thought 'my god, i want her'. I followed a rough version of the above plan and nearly fifteen years later, she's still mine. I still pinch myself but also have a quiet chuckle because i worked bloody hard for her and i deserve her. She gets more beautiful every day.

[mock 0]

just wondered how every1 on this forum goes up to a gilr they dont even no and start talkin to her ???

and yes im bein serious

When I was younger and before I got married, I used to write down what I wanted to say on a scrap of paper (even before a telephone conversation) even to the extent of what my first line would be. Then I would rehearse it a couple of times. Actually after the first few sentences things become much easier. It helps to be very glib though. Try and read her body language and how she responds to your opening line and then take it from there.

Do research on her before you talk to her - who she is, what she does, what she likes

If you are just looking to chat up someone you don't know at all (eg someone you see at a mall and want to talk to), the above approach won't work, just go up to her, say Hi and take it from there........

[mock 0]

Don't knock it, i once managed to make a sex session last a couple of hours by being a bit tipsy (although it was with a long standing girlfriend not someone i picked up, i don't do 1 night stands). You got a point though, if your hammered your in trouble

Not to mention real girls (not tarts, nice girls) are not often attracted by someone who is totally blitzed off their a$$

I'm not really a time keeper, but one of the best times for me was when I made my girlfriend come six times in the space of an hour and a half's session..

[cavallino 2]

I think you lot have corrupted his young innocent mind irretrievably