Jem of the Shire 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2007 im on here every day and i never even notice anything that the moderators do, people are just too uptight, or maybe the people who moan just have a problem with authority or are jealous. Lets all just be laid back, and if someone is annoying you then just try and ignore them. No-one forces you to click 'reply' and argue back. If someone is being deliberately offensive, then just pity them and be grateful that you're on a far more mature level. Leave moderators alone its not like anyone else could do the job better Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Argento Reloaded 1 Report post Posted January 30, 2007 We have say there is 2 kind of people: I can translate as "good milk people or bad milk people". If the problems happens between " good milk people" allways there is a way out and a in time apology will be enough, but the if it happens betwenn "bad milk people"... Pump remember there are cultural and language issues: we are from different countries and what is black in Europe maybe is grey in USA and light grey in South America and viceversa. And if you add english is not the mother tongue of many of us... actually nobody is perfect... I was a couple of years ago... now I Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted January 30, 2007 Not getting much chance to check out the forum out recently, but this was a shock! You're doing fine by me Pump - and the other mods too. Damn thankless task I would've thought. I was thinking about you recently when you were getting an ear-bashing, and I thought, would I rather be a mod or talk to a cheese sandwich? The *butty won hands down, although I have found I'm having some conversations with it that are similar to some I've found here. In fact, the cheese sandwich (Sally, as she likes to be known) and I were just discussing some of the slightly off-topic terminology used here, pumping and swallowing seemed appealing to her until I explained that because she has an aversion to Mayonaise, she might gag dread the thought. Keep smiling Pump, may the force be with you *Butty: Slightly northern English word for 'sandwich'. Though we do talk about buns a lot. In fact I had a lovely pair of buns for my lunch. Followed by a bap. That's 'bap', not 'pap', 'pap' is a slightly norhtern English word for one half of a pair of yummy breasts. Not the breasts of chicken or other fowl though. Oh dear. This seems to be going nowhere............. Edit: Bloody Hell Argento! There's me making a c#ck-up of the English language, then you sneak in talking about milking people!!! Steady on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted January 30, 2007 actually nobody is perfect... I was a couple of years ago... now I Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted January 30, 2007 *Butty: Slightly northern English word for 'sandwich'. Though we do talk about buns a lot. In fact I had a lovely pair of buns for my lunch. Followed by a bap. That's 'bap', not 'pap', 'pap' is a slightly norhtern English word for one half of a pair of yummy breasts. Not the breasts of chicken or other fowl though. Oh dear. This seems to be going nowhere............. And there's even the connection between milking people and their paps. Is that what you meant Argento by "good-milking people". If so I know what you mean, some people are better for "milking" than others. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted January 30, 2007 im on here every day and i never even notice anything that the moderators do, people are just too uptight, or maybe the people who moan just have a problem with authority or are jealous. Lets all just be laid back, and if someone is annoying you then just try and ignore them. No-one forces you to click 'reply' and argue back. If someone is being deliberately offensive, then just pity them and be grateful that you're on a far more mature level. Leave moderators alone its not like anyone else could do the job better I can't believe you like Westlife. Everything you say seems to make sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted January 30, 2007 And there's even the connection between milking people and their paps. Is that what you meant Argento by "good-milking people". If so I know what you mean, some people are better for "milking" than others. Murray, that's soooooo naughty. It does remind me of some silly questions though. Like, 'who's idea was it to eat the first thing that comes out of a chickens arse?' Anyway, time for a new thread on 'how does your better half like you to refer to her parts?' Like, 'darling, I can't leave your front bottome alone'. Or one girlie I knew that wouldn't allow any other expression for her mount of venus other than 'Molly'. And another thread for names for our parts? Same girl as 'Mollie' used to refer to my throbbing manlynessnessness as 'little man in a pink polo-neck'. And no, this is decidedly on thread because it's Pumps fault mention has been made of the differences in languages and cultures about which we (I) are (am) discussing with myself. And last of all. Dribbler, you really do have amazing taste in music (followed your sig link). Pitty Wastelife aren't as talented Sorry Murray, only kidding-ish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted January 30, 2007 Pitty Wastelife aren't as talented Sorry Murray, only kidding-ish. I think you mean "sorry jem"? But really he deserves it. And yeah that thread sounds cool and very funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted January 30, 2007 I think you mean "sorry jem"? But really he deserves it. And yeah that thread sounds cool and very funny. Oops, sorry Jem and Murray, got the senility and viagra tabs mixed up. Edit: Sorry, that's just conjured up an image of a very large vibrator. Attached to a person with a fit of the giggles. Woah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted January 30, 2007 Hmm. You should check the side-effects of those drugs of yours. Do they cause overly vivid imaginations? If so, take some more, because we need more crazy posts like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted January 30, 2007 Hmm. You should check the side-effects of those drugs of yours. Do they cause overly vivid imaginations? If so, take some more, because we need more crazy posts like that. Fortunately any (fun inducing, life shortening!) drugs are well behind me now. Anyway, I'm told that viagra has shown nasty side effects that can cause blindness. But so can Wankeeng - so we're all buggered! I was fortunate to grow up watching Harold Wilson tell lies, Linda Lovelace getting laid, the birth of Monty Python, and have kids that love Roald Dahl - all excellent for a healthy (disturbed?) imagination Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted January 30, 2007 Cue 'Tales Of The Unexpected' music. *dribbler stands behind back lit curtain doing swirly arm woman dance thing* Glad you like my music. I get the distinct feeling we would get on handsomely. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted January 31, 2007 After reading the last few posts............................dumbfounded I am, the little woman calls my little pumpdoc"Omar the tent maker" and I call her mams "Betty Boops " and her naughty bits......well lets just say some things are better left unsaid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autumnpuma 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2007 the little woman calls my little pumpdoc"Omar the tent maker" .......... ............... .............. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted January 31, 2007 Cue 'Tales Of The Unexpected' music.*dribbler stands behind back lit curtain doing swirly arm woman dance thing* Glad you like my music. I get the distinct feeling we would get on handsomely. Same here mate. Just as good music gives peace to the soul - Westlife are vexations to the spirit Hope the woman doing the swirly thing is in black and white, I used to have smashin' dreams about her 'till they made it in colour. Or maybe the puberty was on its way out..... Hey up Pumpdock: "After reading the last few posts............................dumbfounded I am, the little woman calls my little pumpdoc"Omar the tent maker" and I call her mams "Betty Boops " and her naughty bits......well lets just say some things are better left unsaid" Omar the tent maker!!!!!!!!!! Oh please! Some things are just not sacred any more, what happened to: the velvet viper, one eyed trouser snake, caged beast, hissing sid, rampant marauder, pleasure pole, willy, William The Conqueror, pork sword, John Thomas, organic dildo, throbbing member, the right honourable gentleman and of course our old friend - Knob? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted January 31, 2007 Same here mate. Just as good music gives peace to the soul - Westlife are vexations to the spirit Hope the woman doing the swirly thing is in black and white, I used to have smashin' dreams about her 'till they made it in colour. Or maybe the puberty was on its way out..... Hey up Pumpdock: "After reading the last few posts............................dumbfounded I am, the little woman calls my little pumpdoc"Omar the tent maker" and I call her mams "Betty Boops " and her naughty bits......well lets just say some things are better left unsaid" Omar the tent maker!!!!!!!!!! Oh please! Some things are just not sacred any more, what happened to: the velvet viper, one eyed trouser snake, caged beast, hissing sid, rampant marauder, pleasure pole, willy, William The Conqueror, pork sword, John Thomas, organic dildo, throbbing member, the right honourable gentleman and of course our old friend - Knob? Nice to see you back, Med! My wife has lovely cute name for mine, I can't remember it exactly, but it' something along the lines of proximity and biting!! My name for her at the moment is 'no fcuking way you psychopathic b!tch from hell'!! As you can see, sleep deprivation is still a bit of a problem in pablo's house! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted January 31, 2007 Nice to see you back, Med!My wife has lovely cute name for mine, I can't remember it exactly, but it' something along the lines of proximity and biting!! My name for her at the moment is 'no fcuking way you psychopathic b!tch from hell'!! As you can see, sleep deprivation is still a bit of a problem in pablo's house! Howdy Pabloh, you should be chuffed your missus is keen to go near your knob after all the damage it's done So if her name for the slumbering beast is to do with proximity, what is it? Hm? C'mon, tell the forum! Could be 'Jaws' eh? That's close and bites. Ouch. Or maybe, 'just when you thought it was safe', or that she hums that music that speeds up as the shark is approaching, 'den - den - den den den den dendendendendenbitebloodandsnotalloverthesea' I REALLY think work is getting to me, I can't believe I'm trying to guess the name of your nudger.......... But I still bet you've missed a bit out - ".....name for her at the moment is 'no fcuking way you psychopathic b!tch from hell'!! Well, all right then. As long as you're gentle" is more like it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted January 31, 2007 Some things are just not sacred any more, what happened to: the velvet viper, one eyed trouser snake, caged beast, hissing sid, rampant marauder, pleasure pole, willy, William The Conqueror, pork sword, John Thomas, organic dildo, throbbing member, the right honourable gentleman and of course our old friend - Knob? I think they are all users on a site that Ben goes to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2007 really, I can't say i've noticed anyone with those names Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Max Mosley 2 Report post Posted January 31, 2007 Damn. I can't believe I've never used one of those names. Throbbing member, rampant marauder or velvet viper would be good now you've pointed it out. Next time I register somewhere I think I'll try it out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted February 2, 2007 Howdy Pabloh, you should be chuffed your missus is keen to go near your knob after all the damage it's done So if her name for the slumbering beast is to do with proximity, what is it? Hm? C'mon, tell the forum! Could be 'Jaws' eh? That's close and bites. Ouch. Or maybe, 'just when you thought it was safe', or that she hums that music that speeds up as the shark is approaching, 'den - den - den den den den dendendendendenbitebloodandsnotalloverthesea' I REALLY think work is getting to me, I can't believe I'm trying to guess the name of your nudger.......... But I still bet you've missed a bit out - ".....name for her at the moment is 'no fcuking way you psychopathic b!tch from hell'!! Well, all right then. As long as you're gentle" is more like it It's definitely the Jaws thing - you know if you try & go anywhere near her, you're at risk of dismemberment!! I think it's as long as you're gentle and don't mind me making sounds of contentment that sound like snoring'........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cavallino 2 Report post Posted February 2, 2007 I don't want to be banned yet so I am not replying for now, but do not for a moment assume that I agree with or believe a word of what pumpdoc has said here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted February 2, 2007 You actually felt it necessary to post that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cavallino 2 Report post Posted February 2, 2007 Sorry, I can't elaborate right now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted February 2, 2007 Go and get laid, it will put everything into perspective. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
