The Conspiracy Theory Thread

[cavallino 2]

[Rainmaster 7]

None!

[cavallino 2]

None!

The first one's true

[tifosi too! 0]

No 1 is almost certainly true, I don't think the oil companies are the ones to find it out though!

It's rather impossible for the human race not to be able to make or find a combustible material to use as fuel...

[Quiet One 15]

I feel sometimes everybody is conspiring to make me happy.

Quite scary.

[aussief1 4]

The first conspiracy is true in my opinion

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

Conspiracy?

Who cares...

Anyway it is not complete without Elvis, Princess Di and the grassy knoll....

[Eric 0]

Number one is true.

The Ferrari ECU one, I just want to believe it.

[aussief1 4]

Number one is true.

The Ferrari ECU one, I just want to believe it.

But can't because you know that it's BS

[Eric 0]

But can't because you know that it's BS

Pretty much.

One conspiracy I will NEVER believe, and would to see everyone who does believe it get shot:

For the 3000000000000th time, THE US GOV'T DID NOT "PLAN" 9/11 AS A WAY TO SEE IF THE MIDDLE EAST HAD NUKES. THAT IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF BS EVER.

And that folding the US dollar bill to get the twin towers burning is even more BS.

[ykickamoocow 0]

I am personally a fan of the Harold Holt conspiracy.

For those of you who dont know Harold Holt became the Australian Prime Minister in 1966 but in 1967 he went for a Swim at a local beach and was never seen again. Obviously most people think he drowned.

The conspiracy says that Harold Holt was a Chinese spy and ASIO (Australian Security Intelligence Organisation) was closing in on him so he called the Chinese government and they sent a submarine to the coast of Australia. Holt swam out to intercept the Chinese submarine where they took him back to China

[Oli 1]

Eric- have you ever read this?

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons

[monza gorilla 1]

This poll isn't fair. They're all true. Excuse me while I adjust my tin foil helmet.

[Medilloni 6]

I strongly object to this thread insinuating Aliens are not real. As if there isn't enough 'ism' and 'ist' around already.

If you Earthlings are really dumb enough to believe you are soooooo unique, that only YOU could possibly be 'the one', well, it's no wonder your world has it's head up its collective arse you self-centred semi-sophisticated Bipeds.

Furthermore. The issue of fuel. I'll be damned if I'm goint to let you lot get your grubby little mits on our 'fuel', don't you already hold enough of your fellow humans to ransom for the crude form of fuel you already have?

I was foolish enough to let some of your fellow humans try it, one of your 'Formula 1 teams'. I chose the red ones because it reminds me of the female of my species I left behind - oh how I miss those 3 huge, dewey eyes, like orbs of pearl with pretty red pupils that can make me feel so special. Or slice off one of my limbs, depending on her mood.

Anyway, I passed the fuel sample to a silver team in the 'paddock', which they passed to the pretty red one (I heard this is how you communicate in your 'sport'). Not only has the pin-head sized sample I gave provided the power they need for the whole season, it's now made them faster. Unfortunately one of their pilots liked the smell of it, and he now suffers from a a speech impediment.

The longer you insist on taking the rip out of Aliens, the more we're going to let you believe that you have to keep paying extra for everything you buy, to 'save the planet'. Doh. You people are so stupid. Do you really think that this rock in space is going to stay the same forever, whilst you do or don't drive your car, have a weekend bbq or, (quite amusingly I have to say) light the gassy blast that erupts from Uranus?

Last of all, it doesn't matter who you are, if we don't like you we'll let you know. It happened to Mr Max Mosloid. So be careful when you next take time out for your masturbation exercise, the pictures in your mind are particularly strong at that time, and very easy for us to see.

[Jean Todt 4]

I strongly object to this thread insinuating Aliens are not real. As if there isn't enough 'ism' and 'ist' around already.

If you Earthlings are really dumb enough to believe you are soooooo unique, that only YOU could possibly be 'the one', well, it's no wonder your world has it's head up its collective arse you self-centred semi-sophisticated Bipeds.

Furthermore. The issue of fuel. I'll be damned if I'm goint to let you lot get your grubby little mits on our 'fuel', don't you already hold enough of your fellow humans to ransom for the crude form of fuel you already have?

I was foolish enough to let some of your fellow humans try it, one of your 'Formula 1 teams'. I chose the red ones because it reminds me of the female of my species I left behind - oh how I miss those 3 huge, dewey eyes, like orbs of pearl with pretty red pupils that can make me feel so special. Or slice off one of my limbs, depending on her mood.

Anyway, I passed the fuel sample to a silver team in the 'paddock', which they passed to the pretty red one (I heard this is how you communicate in your 'sport'). Not only has the pin-head sized sample I gave provided the power they need for the whole season, it's now made them faster. Unfortunately one of their pilots liked the smell of it, and he now suffers from a a speech impediment.

The longer you insist on taking the rip out of Aliens, the more we're going to let you believe that you have to keep paying extra for everything you buy, to 'save the planet'. Doh. You people are so stupid. Do you really think that this rock in space is going to stay the same forever, whilst you do or don't drive your car, have a weekend bbq or, (quite amusingly I have to say) light the gassy blast that erupts from Uranus?

Last of all, it doesn't matter who you are, if we don't like you we'll let you know. It happened to Mr Max Mosloid. So be careful when you next take time out for your masturbation exercise, the pictures in your mind are particularly strong at that time, and very easy for us to see.

[Quiet One 15]

I strongly object to this thread insinuating Aliens are not real. As if there isn't enough 'ism' and 'ist' around already.[...]

I knew it!

[milly 0]

Hee hee hee

[Medilloni 6]

I knew it!

Careful Quiet One. The truth is out there.

The missus, she's the one on the right (she's helping a friend with some stuck meat. I hope.)

And the little one

[pabloh20 1]

The missus, she's the one on the right (she's helping a friend with some stuck meat. I hope.)

Yeah she is. I checked the video I made and that's exactly what she's doing

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

Yeah she is. I checked the video I made and that's exactly what she's doing

...and if you look very carefully you will see Max lurking in the background saying: "I vant more of ze kisses!!!"

[Medilloni 6]

Yeah she is. I checked the video I made and that's exactly what she's doing

Hmm, and she said she was a veggie

Well, at least you didn't take the p!ss about our hands that grow out of our neck, and before your predictable sarcastic remarks, no, it doesn't 'come in handy'

[pabloh20 1]

...and if you look very carefully you will see Max lurking in the background saying: "I vant more of ze kisses!!!"

Thinking about it, Allo Allo must have been like a porn show for Max

Hmm, and she said she was a veggie

Well, at least you didn't take the p!ss about our hands that grow out of our neck, and before your predictable sarcastic remarks, no, it doesn't 'come in handy'

Well, I didn't see them until you told me

And I disagree, they would come in handy. So many uses, none of them can be repeated here

[Max Mosley 2]

For the 3000000000000th time, THE US GOV'T DID NOT "PLAN" 9/11 AS A WAY TO SEE IF THE MIDDLE EAST HAD NUKES. THAT IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF BS EVER.

[Schumikonen 2]

This poll isn't fair. They're all true. Excuse me while I adjust my tin foil helmet.

Yes, I vote for all of them.

[Schumikonen 2]

Pretty much.

One conspiracy I will NEVER believe, and would to see everyone who does believe it get shot:

For the 3000000000000th time, THE US GOV'T DID NOT "PLAN" 9/11 AS A WAY TO SEE IF THE MIDDLE EAST HAD NUKES. THAT IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF BS EVER.

And that folding the US dollar bill to get the twin towers burning is even more BS.

I don't know I just don't know