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Warmish news from Valencia. Expect Stefan GP to be shoe-horned unto the grid by Bernie with Ralf S, [he's only 34 - he's rubbish but only 34!] and Sato, who is certifiable but sponsored.

Pedro of the rose is on the grid, so I have ceased to be shocked. Ralf did give Montoya a run for his money once. I think they should hire Alonso, Pedro of the rose, Nigel Stepney, Mike Coughlan, Flavio as team principle to create the most nefarious F1 outfit ever, they will have all bases covered - espionage, weapons smuggling, skullduggery, bad taste in fashion, perjury, fixing..

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Ralf and Jacques are still out there and they bring experience to a new team and of course, there's Sato who's a handy driver and has a few seasons of experience too. Or Stefan GP can go nationalistic and hire somebody like Milos Pavalovic. Just 'cause he's Serbian.

Go Jacques! He's a crap driver, but if he gets a seat I'm selling tickets from my Oxford Street office to watch Steph parade naked through the streets of London as per her promise in a previous post :)

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Pedro of the rose is on the grid, so I have ceased to be shocked. Ralf did give Montoya a run for his money once. I think they should hire Alonso, Pedro of the rose, Nigel Stepney, Mike Coughlan, Flavio as team principle to create the most nefarious F1 outfit ever, they will have all bases covered - espionage, weapons smuggling, skullduggery, bad taste in fashion, perjury, fixing..

Yeah......

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Well, they do at least have a car. Not fussed about Ralfie but would like to see that little scamp Sato get a drive. He's good value, entertainment wise.

Hell, yes!

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Pedro of the rose is on the grid, so I have ceased to be shocked. Ralf did give Montoya a run for his money once. I think they should hire Alonso, Pedro of the rose, Nigel Stepney, Mike Coughlan, Flavio as team principle to create the most nefarious F1 outfit ever, they will have all bases covered - espionage, weapons smuggling, skullduggery, bad taste in fashion, perjury, fixing..

Grand Prix racing was always about "espionage, weapons smuggling, skullduggery, bad taste in fashion, perjury, fixing".

But you forgot too the propaganda, and Gestapo/SS to that list, plus secret weapon technology testing to bypass peace treaties (not a joke).

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Go Jacques! He's a crap driver, but if he gets a seat I'm selling tickets from my Oxford Street office to watch Steph parade naked through the streets of London as per her promise in a previous post :)

Hahaha, fair point! A letter may be in order for our friends at Stefan GP in that case....:P

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I have a question: where did the Tony Texiera is buying Campos story go?

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Go Jacques! He's a crap driver, but if he gets a seat I'm selling tickets from my Oxford Street office to watch Steph parade naked through the streets of London as per her promise in a previous post :)

Just as long as I get 70% of the money, thats pretty cool with me. :lol:

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Er, BAR-Honda F1, Aston Martin Le Mans, Subaru World Rally Team - ring a bell? The prospective 2010 car would have been built from scratch and the cash was in place. The team and Dave Richards have certainly more F1 nous than all the new teams and wannabes put together.

Edit: Typo

agreed.

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I have a question: where did the Tony Texiera is buying Campos story go?

Our Tone can show money on the books, but it's money that isn't enough to cover his (or his company's/companies) debt. Soon as I saw his fingernails I knew he was a dodgy geezer.

Bruno? I hope he gets a chance to show whether he can or can't. I think he can, and no, I'm not being all emotional, just his ability (from so little racing experience) compared to others.

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I have a question: where did the Tony Texiera is buying Campos story go?

If there is any justice, it'll end up with Texiera being locked up in the slammer. He IS Mr Debt himself, so personally, I don't see how somebody who is in a tonne of debt and a person who has left A1GP to die on it's sorry arse can be argued to be a competent front runner for Campos...

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I think it is scandalous that FOM should announce that all 13 teams can miss up to 3 rounds of the championship. No serious team would miss a single race and it is clearly designed to allow Compost and USF***all to get their act together. Who cares if they do? Well, Bruno Senna will probably sue if they don't and Dallara will go for Meta's throat. Toxic Tony T obviously doesn't have any readies and the North Carolina mob are in deep trouble too. I say, chuck them out, let Stefan in and encourage VW to come in next year. Get real Bernie! If five teams opted out for a race he have the TV companies all over him! A cretinous move.

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Teams used to not turn up all the time. It's nothing new to F1.

TV zillions is.

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£13m for a Renault pay drive! Hell's teeth - I believe the team's total F1 budget wasn't much more than that on re-entry as a competitor in 2003! Petrov's Dad and some of his mates have put a raft of property up as collateral to fund this massive loan. Unfortunately, the folding stuff hasn't been forthcoming, as I write. Borrowing money in Russia is clearly a precarious exercise. I remember the 'Vyborg Rocket' when He raced in Formula Renault 2000 in 2003. He has always looked at least ten years older than he is. I'm not surprised if his Father operates his affairs like this! Vitaly is quick and I can't understand why some major Russian brand hasn't signed him up before now but they are very slow on the uptake when it comes to World market expansion. The only real alternative Renault seem to have is Bruno Senna. Nick won't pay to drive but Nakajima could bring his Panasonic connections into play. There again, £13m is a big ticket to ride.

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There again, £13m is a big ticket to ride.

And not a very good ride either, sounds like typical bus service. Over priced and terrible.

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Who's driving when at Jerez:

Mercedes

Rosberg-10th and 12th

Schumacher-11th and 13th

Red Bull

Webber-10th and 11th

Vettel-12th and 13th

McLaren

Button-10th and 11th

Hamilton-12th and 13th

Ferrari

Alonso-10th and 11th

Massa-12th and 13th

Sauber

Kobayashi-10th and 11th

De La Rosa-12th and 13th

Williams

Hulkenberg-10th and 11th

Barrichello-12th and 13th

Renault

Petrov-10th and 11th

Kubica-12th and 13th

Force India

Liuzzi-10th and 11th

Sutil-12th and 13th

Toro Rosso

Buemi-10th and 11th

Alguersuari-12th and 13th

Virgin

Glock-10th and 11th

di Grassi-12th and 13th

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