Medilloni 6 Report post Posted June 24, 2010 Don't worry - I'll p**s you off again soon enough Can you make it after I've had my medication? Then instead of saying, "Please, fcuk off down your own path of self improvement", I'll change it to, "May you find the fit brunette with legs up to her armpits at the end of the path to enlightenment" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted June 24, 2010 Yes Paul, when I found out I am bipolar, it was a fcuking site less depressing then the thought of fancying blokes and missing valuable bedtime with all those some wonderful women over the years Anyway, stop trying to hit on me, Andres will be jealous! I thought being bisexual would double your chances. Though, to be fair, two times nothing is still nothing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted June 24, 2010 I thought being bisexual would double your chances. Though, to be fair, two times nothing is still nothing Cheeky barsteward. Come to think about it, does fancying straight women and lesbians count? If so, I'll give it a go Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted June 24, 2010 I have to say this: most of these questions I definitely never pondered on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pabloh20 1 Report post Posted June 24, 2010 Cheeky barsteward. Come to think about it, does fancying straight women and lesbians count? If so, I'll give it a go Sounds like a plan I have to say this: most of these questions I definitely never pondered on Yeah, but the only question you ever ponder on is how you can make a set of robot arms so that you can look at porn without having to stop to type. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dribbler 6 Report post Posted June 24, 2010 Does that mean you're going to have a gracious, bi-polar, gay hug up to all your arm pits? I do hope so. It was turning into a bad mix of Play School and Question Time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quiet One 15 Report post Posted June 24, 2010 Yeah, but the only question you ever ponder on is how you can make a set of robot arms so that you can look at porn without having to stop to type. Which reminds me...it's back to the lab! Those robot arms won't build themselves! Wait...why not? I need more porn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pucky the Whale 0 Report post Posted June 25, 2010 On a related note, why doesn't anyone like Nico Rosberg? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaky2 1 Report post Posted June 25, 2010 He's too girly, and girly boys are no good. There (Also goes to show you why the model business nowadays sucks... XD) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HandyNZL 1 Report post Posted June 26, 2010 So everyone has had their 2-cents worth in this debate? Because, I'd really like to know the answer to that whole light and fridge thing..... ....and, Eric, I like Nico.... ....not in that way, Eric..... ....as a driver, Eric, not in that other, other way.... ....oh fine....I hate him too then..... ...happy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Persevere 0 Report post Posted June 26, 2010 On a related note, why doesn't anyone like Nico Rosberg? Are you kidding? Andres has the biggest - or is that the 'chubbiest'? - man crush on young Nico. Look through his posts over the last few months: he can't stop talking about him. Damn, ever since he turned 40... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pucky the Whale 0 Report post Posted June 27, 2010 I answered my own question, but thanks for the replies. Rosberg turned down an opportunity to go to uni to do GP2. Anyone who puts sport over education deserves to have no fans and will end up working at Burger King as a professional customer when his/her career fails miserably1. Or just be rich and successful and live in Monaco. But ideally they'd all fail along with the jerks who tailgate me every time I drive the speed limit. I realize that people in their Jags2 have to go pick up a new toupée and people in their Lancers3 have to prove their testicular fortitude to whatever trash they found dumpster diving at some bad under-18 club and people in their pick-em-trucks4 have to get their asses to primary school to learn that the Civil War ended a while ago so they can put their Confederate flags away. BUT! I'm in a freaking residential area doing 30 when the speed limit is, oh, get this, 30. So yeah, just do ****ing 50 and then go up to my bumper and put your high beams on and soil yourself when I slow down to 25. For ****'s sake! And my insurance rates are high because I'm a 17-year-old male yet I'm the only one who actually obeys speed limits, stops at stop signs (people who roll through stop signs without stopping deserve bad things), uses a turn signal, puts my lights on when it's raining (WTF?! back in New Jersey5 that was a law...if your wipers are on, your lights better be too...I guess not in MA), etc, etc. I love MA but the drivers here can all go and support Nico Rosberg or something else losers do . Cautious suburban female drivers with kids young enough that they're cautious but old enough that they aren't distractions driving their Toyota Siennas at the speed limit FTW. Wooo. I guess that was for the rant thread and not here. Right? But see, there's the question, so it's all okay. 1Serious note: if you didn't go to uni, that's actually 100% acceptable and good on you. I hold Nico to different standards than you considering his life situation and if you actually went to work or the armed forces or whatever...that's fantastic. To me, sports aren't a suitable alternative. 2Sorry if you drive a Jaguar 3Sorry if you drive a Mitsubishi 4Sorry if you drive a truck 5While I didn't insult New Jersey, I'm sorry if you, too, are from there So everyone has had their 2-cents worth in this debate? Because, I'd really like to know the answer to that whole light and fridge thing..... ....and, Eric, I like Nico.... ....not in that way, Eric..... ....as a driver, Eric, not in that other, other way.... ....oh fine....I hate him too then..... ...happy? Dawwwwww Handy <333333333 Nico. How did you get the nickname Handy? Just wondering; you could say I've always pondered it. There's a girl around here called "Handy Mandy" who got her nickname for reasons you probably could guess. You too? Is that how Nico and you know eachother? This all makes sense now. Are you kidding? Andres has the biggest - or is that the 'chubbiest'? - man crush on young Nico. Look through his posts over the last few months: he can't stop talking about him. Damn, ever since he turned 40... That reminds me of another question I haven't always pondered but will ask anyway... Why is that when an older woman hits on a younger man it's "WOOO COUGAAAAAR YOU GO GIRL" but when an older man hits on a younger woman it's perverted? Though I guess an answer to that question wouldn't address how society feels about Andrés and Nico...or how Handy feels about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HandyNZL 1 Report post Posted June 27, 2010 Dawwwwww Handy <333333333 Nico. How did you get the nickname Handy? Just wondering; you could say I've always pondered it. There's a girl around here called "Handy Mandy" who got her nickname for reasons you probably could guess. You too? Is that how Nico and you know eachother? This all makes sense now. That reminds me of another question I haven't always pondered but will ask anyway... Why is that when an older woman hits on a younger man it's "WOOO COUGAAAAAR YOU GO GIRL" but when an older man hits on a younger woman it's perverted? Though I guess an answer to that question wouldn't address how society feels about Andrés and Nico...or how Handy feels about it. How did I get the name....well I broke my wrist (no not that way, Eric...and you should slow down if you think that's going to break your wrist)......mountainbiking. And as I was the local club president at the time, I couldn't help out too well in setting up race courses, nor making new trails with spades and picks and chainsaws etc...so some "mates" started calling me handicapped....even though I still rode into the forest with said spade across the handlebars, pick on my back, and chainsaw tied to the top tube, all with a broken wrist, without falling off, unlike most of them....I then so chose to shorten the name just to Handy (entered races etc as Handy, my national race licence (and thus UCI licence) said my name was Handy, etc etc), and since then it stuck as (a) I am actually a handy person by nature, and ( what good is a nickname if it doesn't have some sort of innuendo to it.... Why is it that when an older woman hits on a younger man it's "wooo cougar"?, because, and I think you are now old enough to know this, is that women live by one code of ethics, being that of the double standard. This is a near bullet proof scientific theory, proved countless times by millions upon millions of verifiable anecdotal evidence. For example, a man is fat if he needs to let his belt out another hole. A woman is fat....well, never, according to them anyways...they become bubbly, have a personality, should be compared to more like a book with a bad cover; it's what's on the inside that counts...yeah, lard. What is more concerning, is that for those of us in the 30+ bracket still get hit on by women in their 50's thinking they are cougars. No, you're not. You're a skanky old lady getting in the way of me hitting on a twenty something year old female. A woman in her early to mid 30's is a cougar, hitting on all those delectable, muscle bound, pieces of meat, 20-somethings at the local bar. Not that the poor gazelle like male is allowed to feel like a piece of meat....oh, no, only women are allowed to feel that way....these, barely out of puberty males must accept this as their fate and their destiny. Being in your 50's is clearly not being in your 30's no matter how much your deluded mind is trying to tell you. Just because the fashion of today has more in common with the 1980's than some of us would like, and it perversely matches all those mothballed clothes hanging in your wardrobe, does not mean you can relive your 20's, woman. And that Eric, is something else you should know. Women are clearly deluded. Just watch one trying to parallel park a Holden Commodore into a parking space no bigger than one that could handle a Suzuki Swift, for proof of this. Also Eric. They are vicious creatures. Never to be trusted. They'll tell you that they don't want a present for their birthday, or don't want flowers for Valentines day....they just "want you". Never ever ever ever ever fall for this ploy - be warned young man - this is as serious as the need for prophylactics. A male mind will hear, as it is a purely logical mind, that they do not want a present or flowers. A females deluded mind will hear the words falling from her mouth as "i'd really love if you got me a nice gold ring, or maybe some classy ear rings for my birthday, oh, and sunflowers are my favourite....oh i'd love some of those.....and that is what I want you to get for me." See how only two words in that complete sentence actually came out of their mouths? And that, is why a Silver Fox, or Lion, is unacceptable in society, yet Puma's and Cougar's are. Deal with it. Lord knows the rest of us have to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jez 0 Report post Posted June 27, 2010 At this juncture, I'd like to pose a question: What's up with Nico's ears? Are they a bit wonky? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Persevere 0 Report post Posted June 27, 2010 Eric: While all of the questions regarding your fellow drivers are both accurate and legitimate do not look for any answers while you remain here in southern New England. (Hint: It's mostly related to their collective and excessive intake of donuts, coffee and reality TV shows.) And I would like to know why it is acceptable for foxy, deviant young females to hit on older, distinguished gentlemen (who would be otherwise pure as the driven snow), who can't afford the monthly cost to put them up in a smart apartment and buy them everything they want. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pucky the Whale 0 Report post Posted June 29, 2010 At this juncture, I'd like to pose a question: What's up with Nico's ears? Are they a bit wonky? Nico ought to see NASCAR driver Kurt Busch's plastic surgeon. Check out the before and after on his ears... Plastic surgery. Pah. And they say NASCAR drivers are tough, toothless manly men who marry their cousins and drink Ethanol straight from the pump. I guess that would be true if Diçk Cheney drove stock cars. Eric: While all of the questions regarding your fellow drivers are both accurate and legitimate do not look for any answers while you remain here in southern New England. (Hint: It's mostly related to their collective and excessive intake of donuts, coffee and reality TV shows.) I don't think it makes a compelling case for the New English' sanity when we (hey, I'm included despite being a chowder-less, Dunkin'-less "foreigner") wear shorts in December. And reality TV...I confess. I only watch two shows on TV regularly: Survivor and The Amazing Race. And town council meetings on public access but shhh...no one needs to know that I find town politics to be hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AleHop 0 Report post Posted April 18, 2012 On a related note, why doesn't anyone like Nico Rosberg? Who? Everybody likes Nico Rosberg now. I always liked him although he's probably not the most talented driver on the grid. If you have always pondered on why nobody likes him... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4 Report post Posted April 29, 2012 Damn, I missed this thread on religion first time 'round... Anyway, my questions are: - If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? - If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn? - What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? - If you quit quitting does that make you a quitter? - Why do we call them buildings when they're already built? - How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there? - How does a man that drives a snow-plough get to his work in the morning? - Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? - As you get older, why do all the hairs disappear from your head and start sprouting from your nose and ears? - Why do they call it after dark when it's really after light? - Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one? - Who did let the dogs out? - In a theatre which arm rest is yours? - Can animals commit suicide? - If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? - Why are women and men's shoe sizes different? - What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread - How fast do you need to cook for it to be considered "Fast Food"? - Where does the "o" come from when we abbreviate "number"? - Does God believe that there are atheists? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BradSpeedMan 6 Report post Posted April 29, 2012 But that is contradictory to what my teacher tried to tell me. Lucifer was apparently cast out because he disobeyed God by not doing what he asked which was 'love human more than me' Its interesting. I'm the biggest contradiction I know. An Athiest who has interest in that stuff. Steph, thats wrong, according to the Bible... We were created AFTER Lucifer's casting out of heaven, together with a third of the angels. Lucifer thought the numbers would be more (as he was created with great charm and influence), and would cause embaressment to God and his creation. God then created us to show the angels that stayed His commitment of Love, with the option to serve Him or not. All part of a masterplan. We can reject Him if we so wish, but it will come at a cost, because like Lucifer, we were given a chance.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BradSpeedMan 6 Report post Posted April 29, 2012 Having been an atheist my whole life, I found it weird when fellow godless commies non-believers get too beligerant against "religion". I find it useless to argue against it, when not rightly counterpoductive. Religion (from an atheist POV) is, or should be, non-existant. It is all about people, individuals. And if it is about people, you might discuss either it sensibly and in a very open minded fashion, condescendence or aggressiveness will take you nowhere. If you want to argue about the bad deeds done by religious people, then it should be enough to focus on them and try to explain whether they behavior is connected with their religion or not (I don't think Mark Chapman's religious background was the main reason for shooting Lennon, for example). And to argue with people that is obviously (or, at least, presumably) your intellectual and moral equal in a condescending tone because of the deeds of paedophilic priests, for example, is to say the least, very rude and inconducent. I doubt the religious people (Mike, Brad, Alex, Tommy) here is responsible for the wrongdoings of abusive priests, or the racism of some fundamentalist christians, or the terrorism from some fundamentalist muslims, or the attacks on disarmed people from the Israeli Government. You can argue whether these wrongdoings are precisely because of religion (though I think that would be oversimplifying things too much), but that calls for a very complex debate. A debate that goes beyond the capabilities of posts in a forum. So, in the end, I think it will accomplish nothing more than offending people for no reason. I'm not sure this post came as I wanted it to be. I've been religious up to a certain point in my life....Religion is a menace to society, I try not to be religious. All I'm striving for is a relationship with God (Jesus Christ), which I fail to almost every day, but I try... in other words, religion is what ****s up the planet, as in the case years ago when ppl were killed because of it... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted April 29, 2012 Why do people consider religious books to be true? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BradSpeedMan 6 Report post Posted April 29, 2012 Why do people consider religious books to be true? you mean the word of God... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BradSpeedMan 6 Report post Posted April 29, 2012 Although you're trying to catch me out there you slimy snake(:-P), the Bible never encourages ppl to start a religion, it rather promotes ppl to start a personal relationship with God. Now you know alot about the Christianity Jay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LabradoRacer 2 Report post Posted April 29, 2012 you mean the word of God... That's my question. Why do people believe it's the word of god? Although you're trying to catch me out there you slimy snake(:-P), the Bible never encourages ppl to start a religion, it rather promotes ppl to start a personal relationship with God. Now you know alot about the Christianity Jay I believe I've come across/heard the terms "Only Jesus can save you" / "Jesus is the true saviour" or words in similar vein. I assume they are taken / interpreted from the bible. If yes, I don't know how this or any other religious book cannot be a conversion/brainwashing tool. And no, I don't know anything about Christianity or any other religion for that matter. And I'm pretty glad about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BradSpeedMan 6 Report post Posted April 29, 2012 That's my question. Why do people believe it's the word of god? By experiencing and "testing" it... and the essential is probably faith. Faith requires something very unique, not everyone is willing to accept it's prerequisites... "By faith we shall see" Jay, are'nt you Hindu... or something? Anyway, I knew this would be a dead road, I just wanted to state something to Steph that I think she would find interesting... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
