pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 Here it is peeps, I got home from work today early and asked the little woman if she wanted to go out to eat, of course she said yes. So we head over to our favorite steak house, now on the menue is the 'slab' 32ozs of choice rib-eye steak So I order up charred rare, so I eat my salad and my buttered black bread when the main course arrives I procede to polish it off along with a generous helping of mashed potatoes and gravy, to wash all of this down I had 2 mugs(25ozs. each) of beer. My wife said in a sarcastic tone "well are you done?" to which I replied "for now!" Then we got home and I felt a pang for some desert Yes I dove into the freezer for some strawberry ice-cream and proceded to eat about a pint at which point she gave me that one-eyed look to which I both belched and farted to which she said "you are a f'n pig!!!" I said "but you still love me" She then threw the dish towel at me and said "ha!" Well am I a pig? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aussief1 4 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 Nah not at all pump. I get in trouble quite often with my girlfriend, i've given up trying to figure out why!!!!! In summary: They're not like us humans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 Nah not at all pump. I get in trouble quite often with my girlfriend, i've given up trying to figure out why!!!!! In summary: They're not like us humans. As Spock would say "capt'n they are a strange species" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aussief1 4 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 As Spock would say "capt'n they are a strange species" Yep, that's for sure. I can see us getting into big trouble here with all of the lovely female members Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 Jesus what you ate is more than i can manage in a week, all i've had to eat today is a chicken tikka sandwich (granary bread of course!) and thats it, the total sum of about 500 calories. all ive drank today is 2 cups of tea and water. I also dont have butter or anything on my bread as it makes me incredibly ill! And yes what you ate today is being awfully piggy but if you love it, eat it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AutoRacer5 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 funny story, I think the two beers were over the top though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pumpdoc 2 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 Jesus what you ate is more than i can manage in a week, all i've had to eat today is a chicken tikka sandwich (granary bread of course!) and thats it, the total sum of about 500 calories. all ive drank today is 2 cups of tea and water.I also dont have butter or anything on my bread as it makes me incredibly ill! And yes what you ate today is being awfully piggy but if you love it, eat it Ben that is not healthy, you need more than 500 calories and deff. more to drink even if it is just water... funny story, I think the two beers were over the top though. You are probably right, I should've had a bottle of fine wine instead Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ecapdeville 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 No my friend, you are not a pig, you are a healthy big man... congratulations...just fart in silence...hehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 It isnt unhealthy, being 20 stone aged 14 was unhealthy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ecapdeville 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 It isnt unhealthy, being 20 stone aged 14 was unhealthy. but for pump, after survive cancer, he deserves everything he wants Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 Indeed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Autumnpuma 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 All I have to say is, next time you get a craving for steak and beer, take me along! I promise I won't call you a pig ('cause I'll be having exactly what you had ). Yoda McFly and I have a code when talking about our wives and the insane-ness they inflict upon us..we call it 'Peanut Chicken'......translation is: Chicks are nuts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blitzkrieg 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 Here it is peeps, I got home from work today early and asked the little woman if she wanted to go out to eat, of course she said yes.So we head over to our favorite steak house, now on the menue is the 'slab' 32ozs of choice rib-eye steak So I order up charred rare, so I eat my salad and my buttered black bread when the main course arrives I procede to polish it off along with a generous helping of mashed potatoes and gravy, to wash all of this down I had 2 mugs(25ozs. each) of beer. My wife said in a sarcastic tone "well are you done?" to which I replied "for now!" Then we got home and I felt a pang for some desert Yes I dove into the freezer for some strawberry ice-cream and proceded to eat about a pint at which point she gave me that one-eyed look to which I both belched and farted to which she said "you are a f'n pig!!!" I said "but you still love me" She then threw the dish towel at me and said "ha!" Well am I a pig? Yes! Agreed! jkjkjk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medilloni 6 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 Ey up Pumpdoc! You can put it away all right - though I don't think it was the eating that spurred her comments on, it was simply the surplus wind. Y'see, women are just plain jealous that not only can we blokes more-or-less fart at will, but also that no matter what age we are, it's still the funniest sound in the world. Ever. I would therefore class you as Top Banana, not a pig. Mind you, if you later went to bed and cut the cheese AND shoved your wiife's head under the sheets, then she might have reason to call you a pig. Just. Oh, and following through is a no-no Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jem of the Shire 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 Jesus what you ate is more than i can manage in a week, all i've had to eat today is a chicken tikka sandwich (granary bread of course!) and thats it, the total sum of about 500 calories. all ive drank today is 2 cups of tea and water. Its the American way, Ben! No-one else in the world is expected to understand it! I fart nonstop and my wife calls me a pig, but I don't care really Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wez 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 Nice one Pump! Thats a jolly good showing!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monza gorilla 1 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 Yep. Full marks for that. But why the salad? Spoils the steak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AutoRacer5 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 You are probably right, I should've had a bottle of fine wine instead Probably? As for the wine, I'd reccomend Steve Matchett's favorite, Chateau Mouton Rothschild. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 i hate wine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jem of the Shire 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 i hate wine. I hate women drivers who don't thank you when you stop and let them through a gap, even if you really have right of way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 I hate BMW drivers. They are complete arseholes! obviously wez is an exception Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wez 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 haha, why thanks Ben Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narain fan 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 I hate BMW drivers. They are complete arseholes!obviously wez is an exception obviously,that is too good a complement,even judging by his dismal standards Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenson_Rules 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 Oi, Wez is a really good guy, **** off narain! Just because you dont see eye to eye doesnt mean hes a prick like you does it?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
narain fan 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2006 , **** off narain! Just because you dont see eye to eye doesnt mean hes a prick like you does it?! exactly,just because you dont agree with my analysis of "WEZ" the poster doesnt mean you call me names Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
