Rant

[Kopite Girl 0]

So. I'm in a rant mood. I thought I'd share. Don't like it? Log out. Simples.

First port of call is sympathy seeking twats and vain people. Why do you see fit to think I GIVE A MONKEYS? I don't! Your life but pales into oblivion the moment you open your claptrap and start whining, looking for sympathy. Its like this. I'll tell you how it is. Then you choose if you want to pick yourself up and move on, or run home crying to mum/dad/spouse/pet hamster. If I ever look for sympathy, shoot me in my non-existent nuts.

Vanity. Fear of being an ugly arsed old toad? Get over yourself. The mirror cant speak but it'd probably tell you to f*ck off. Its had to look at you since day one. Give some consideration back. You may look good in those new jeans, but your personality stinks. You're ugly. You probably think this post is about you, don't you!

Second port of call. Kimi Raikkonen. I just feel the talent he had, is wasted. So, a few of you are Kimitron fans. I'm just disappointed.

Discuss. Rant. Whatever. Nothing is out of bounds. Slag me off if you like rofl.

[monza gorilla 1]

Sorry. I don't understand the question. As if I cared.

[dribbler 6]

This thread made me cry all over my favourite 501 boot fits. Excuse me, I'm off to my Mum, Dad and Scouse.

[Kopite Girl 0]

looks at Russ. You vain arse!

[Quiet One 15]

We are talking about sex, aren't we? Talking about sex? Yes?

Sorry. Carry on.

[mikathegreat2 2]

LFC owners, wtf are they up to?? "We're gonna get loadsa money in" -£300 billion later "Em we WILL get the money soon". Ah bite me & get out before you ruin this precious club is what I say!

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

We are talking about sex, aren't we? Talking about sex? Yes?

Sorry. Carry on.

No, actually 2008-spec rear wings.....

[Kopite Girl 0]

LFC owners, wtf are they up to?? "We're gonna get loadsa money in" -£300 billion later "Em we WILL get the money soon". Ah bite me & get out before you ruin this precious club is what I say!

Bra-f*cking-vo Danny lad. I salute you.

We've a derby this weekend too. My family are blues. If we lose, then you'll see a rant.

[Argento Reloaded 1]

Go Carlitos GOOOOOOOOO! Go blues GOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sorry I´m looking for your sympathy!

[Medilloni 6]

We live on an island.

There's over 60 million bods here... 60 million!!!!!... There are great big fcuking neon signs that say "the gas and electric suppliers can't cope, we don't have the infrastructure to supply water to many more"

.....and no fecking sign of any good ideas for limiting the numbers from our glorious spineless twats we call the government. WEAR A CONDOM, TAKE THE PILL, USE THE SOAPBOX METHOD, BUT STOP FCUKING BREEDING!!!!!!

And what will we do with extra space when we've plugged the channel and stopped shagging?

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Build more racing circuits, and be able to get to them without queuing for a sodding day, or travelling at 17mph down the motorway.

EDIT: Thanks Steph, I feel better. I'll do some more when I've finished shagging.

EDIT: With a condom.

EDIT: Well, not with a condom, I mean, I'm not shagging the actual condom

EDIT: I hate you all knowing when I edit.

[AleHop 0]

No, actually 2008-spec rear wings.....

Technically speaking that's sex. No?

[mikathegreat2 2]

Bra-f*cking-vo Danny lad. I salute you.

We've a derby this weekend too. My family are blues. If we lose, then you'll see a rant.

No Sky Sports FTL!

[Autumnpuma 0]

I'm ugly? Ah hell.

At least I look good in my jeans.

[Kati 0]

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[Kopite Girl 0]

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[AutoRacer5 0]

Small rant:

rant

[pabloh20 1]

So. I'm in a rant mood. I thought I'd share. Don't like it? Log out. Simples.

First port of call is sympathy seeking twats and vain people. Why do you see fit to think I GIVE A MONKEYS? I don't! Your life but pales into oblivion the moment you open your claptrap and start whining, looking for sympathy. Its like this. I'll tell you how it is. Then you choose if you want to pick yourself up and move on, or run home crying to mum/dad/spouse/pet hamster. If I ever look for sympathy, shoot me in my non-existent nuts.

Vanity. Fear of being an ugly arsed old toad? Get over yourself. The mirror cant speak but it'd probably tell you to f*ck off. Its had to look at you since day one. Give some consideration back. You may look good in those new jeans, but your personality stinks. You're ugly. You probably think this post is about you, don't you!

Second port of call. Kimi Raikkonen. I just feel the talent he had, is wasted. So, a few of you are Kimitron fans. I'm just disappointed.

Discuss. Rant. Whatever. Nothing is out of bounds. Slag me off if you like rofl.

You know, I installed one of those comedy mirrors so that I look thinner. Unfortunately, it makes my c**k look small as well. Oh bollocks I've just realised that's the normal mirror I was using

[AleHop 0]

You know, I installed one of those comedy mirrors so that I look thinner. Unfortunately, it makes my c**k look small as well. Oh bollocks I've just realised that's the normal mirror I was using

No, that was the other comedy mirror.

The one where things look thicker.

[Quiet One 15]

ZING!

[pabloh20 1]

No, that was the other comedy mirror.

The one where things look thicker.

Hey, wait a minute

[AleHop 0]

Hey, wait a minute

[Grabthaw the Hammerslayer 4]

No, that was the other comedy mirror.

The one where things look thicker.

Last thing Paul wants to do is look even thicker

[AleHop 0]

Last thing Paul wants to do is look even thicker

Probably he didn't know where to post his comment but it fits in the Fear thread better.

[maure 1]

Sorry. I don't understand the question. As if I cared.

How can I know _not_ like you?

Do you, perhaps, eat sea kittens?

[Kopite Girl 0]

Probably he didn't know where to post his comment but it fits in the Fear thread better.

This is why i love this forum, with the sheer brilliance of witty posts like this.

Great stuff Alex. Made me laugh!