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If you don't want spam and viruses then don't go on so much porn.

I'm too old for porn, sorry George. The joys of being 12 years old and just learning what it means to masturbate.

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I'm too old for porn, sorry George. The joys of being 12 years old and just learning what it means to masturbate.

Well, as I was telling my grandad a few weeks ago over a cold beer (well, I was drinking warm Pepsi) - 'your never too old for porn'. Did he listen? No, cos' that never happened.

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Well, as I was telling my grandad a few weeks ago over a cold beer (well, I was drinking warm Pepsi) - 'your never too old for porn'. Did he listen? No, cos' that never happened.

:(:(:( I HATE YOU YOU REMINDED ME OF MY GRANDAD AND HE'S DEAD, WHICH REMINDED ME OF MY TRANS-GENDERED PET BUNNY NAMED GEORGE AND IT DIED LAST NIGHT WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAH I HATE YOU b#####d.

And yeah, when I visit my grandad's grave I drop off a few porno mags. Then I drink warm, raw camel milk, as I am far too young for Pepsi.

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:(:(:( I HATE YOU YOU REMINDED ME OF MY GRANDAD AND HE'S DEAD, WHICH REMINDED ME OF MY TRANS-GENDERED PET BUNNY NAMED GEORGE AND IT DIED LAST NIGHT WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAH I HATE YOU b#####d.

And yeah, when I visit my grandad's grave I drop off a few porno mags. Then I drink warm, raw camel milk, as I am far too young for Pepsi.

Don't worry your bunny is on a farm somewhere leaping around. And how inconsiderate are you? You leave porno mags but no tissues? Shameful. No wonder our precious graveyards are so bloody sticky these days.

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Don't worry your bunny is on a farm somewhere leaping around. And how inconsiderate are you? You leave porno mags but no tissues? Shameful. No wonder our precious graveyards are so bloody sticky these days.

I recall replying to this a few days ago. Smells like mods didn't like it.

What's the bunny thing about , Eric? Any relation to Hugh Hefner?

No, my bunny was not a part of the National Rifel Association, why?

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I recall replying to this a few days ago. Smells like mods didn't like it.

No, my bunny was not a part of the National Rifel Association, why?

Yeah I remember reading your reply and then reporting it to the mods, not. But I do remember reading it, glad I'm not going (more) crazy and didn't just invent it! Sorry about the smell...

Oh yeah, this forum has mods??? :P You'd never know with the amount of random sh!t discussed here! :lol:

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Oh yeah, this forum has mods??? :P You'd never know with the amount of random sh!t discussed here! :lol:

Yeah and they deserve a medal for that! :lol:

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It's a song I like a lot.

It's in Basque,except for the chorus,which is in Spanish(it's part of a poem by Lorca,a Spanish poet) and it's a sad,nostalgic song about a past love that can't happen again.

Just something different,if someone is interested,to listen to another language. :)

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Just something different,if someone is interested,to listen to another language. :)

Yeah I like music in other languages. This is nice, even if it sounds like something my Mum would like, minus the bagpipes. :P French rap is more up my street, like MC Solaar. I believe it's a song describing the effects of war in a very personal and moving way, as a plea for world peace.

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Yeah I like music in other languages. This is nice, even if it sounds like something my Mum would like, minus the bagpipes. :P French rap is more up my street, like MC Solaar. I believe it's a song describing the effects of war in a very personal and moving way, as a plea for world peace.

I always felt that french music sounds like a light-porn moviescore. No matter what kind of music they do.

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I have discovered one of the funniest songs lyrically I have heard in a long time. Have a listen, even though it wont be many of yours cup of tea, the lyrics are just hilarious. Who ever thought a song about wanting a one night stand and nothing more would be so tongue in cheek! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohjajTbR_pE

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Oh also, recently purchased the Leona Lewis album thats the fastest selling debut in UK chart history, and I personally think it's absolute crap! Yes she's a fantastic singer but I for one did not want an album full of ballads, a few uptempo songs wouldn't go a miss. Never mind, I took it back and got my money back haha!

So in other words unless you like being bored by generic ballads, you should buy it! I'm sure Jemstride already owns it!

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Kylie's new album sucks too. The only decent new album I have purchased recently was Tangled Up by Girls Aloud, at least they don't try to be something they are not and release fun, catchy and uptempo albums. Nothing else recently has been good enough to satisfy my needs in terms of music. It's amusing, they are the only critically acclaimed act I like and they are the only act everyone on here thinks are absolute s##t. Saying that I dislike the music most of you guys like. Im not a rock fan, heavy metal fan, rap fan or even a fan of indie music. I just like my Dance, (non-cheese) Pop and RnB (which technically isnt actually RnB so why this genre is called RnB is beyond me...)

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Well, as I was telling my grandad a few weeks ago over a cold beer (well, I was drinking warm Pepsi) - 'your never too old for porn'. Did he listen? No, cos' that never happened.

No, it's because wanknig makes you go deaf.

*dribbler gets a slap from mrs dribbler for typing rude words. He never heard her enter the room*.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeHlgfuGb8s...feature=related

That live lounge by Leona Lewis (last years xfactor winner) is just so stunning, and her high notes at the end really do send shivers down my spine. Much stronger singer than Mariah too, she has more power behind her voice, also check out her live lounge of Run by Snow Patrol, stunning too!

Shame her album is chock full of ballads though, we all know she can sing so a few up tempo tunes would not have gone a miss hence why I returned her album to HMV (after I copied it of course!)

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Was surfing the Youtubes a while ago and found this gem. Lemmy is a legend, his Head Cat side project is also really great.

Then there is this great song in German, it is a b-side from the solo project of the guitarist from Die Aerzte. Its about how he and his friends are the most dangerous people around.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B807Nn0_ciE

A rough translation of the lyrics:

Riding on the escalator without holding on -

Carelessness or megalomania?

Without even thinking about it twice,

we spit from the bridge.

Walking through the Park with sunglasses-

Absulute adrenaline rush day after day.

And going to bed barefoot just like that -

ah you will never understand.

totaly honest:

we rather live dangerously

we rather live dangerously

sitting in the tram -

a real dance on a volcano

somethimes we just push a kid,

because we are the coolesr.

oh yes:

we rather live dangerously

we rather live dangerously

we rather live dangerously

we rather live dangerously

we rather live dangerously

"harharharharhar..."

"I am Scared..."

we rather live dangerously

"Danger is our business - and business is good..."

Oh, we shake our asses while we dance -

a skill only the greatest have matered.

sometimes we go into a house,

and look out the windows onto the street. (oho)

without a coat through the forrest -

man how crazy are we

we are so cool it cant be true -

the world is our urinal.

totaly honest:

danger is indispensable

we only want fun and nothing more'.

and if you want, complain (komm, komm, komm, komm!)

we rather live dangerously

we rather live dangerously

we rather live dangerously

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