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#1231 Kopite Girl

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Posted 25 May 2010 - 09:05 AM

View Postpabloh20, on 24 May 2010 - 09:25 AM, said:

While I would like to basquebask in your elevated opinion of me, alas I cannot lie.  It was just too easy and I never like too easy..........except when it's in used in relation to a woman's sexual morals and coupled with severe myopia :lol:


That's so true!  Wait a minute........ :eusa_think:

What? No Bollock me go this post. You are losing the plot! But while I'm here, what are sexual morals? :P

David, your post made me laugh. I'm scary? You haven't met my alter ego yet. She's fun!

Kate, Tanita. When I try the innocent 'it wasn't me I swear' look, it never works. My ex used to say I have eyes that tell a different story. So, I tried the virginal innocent schoolgirl look. It didn't last long.

And yes, boys. There is photographs. :lol:

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In the strongest man, there's a child so weak.
In the whole wide world, there's no magic place.
So you might as well rise, put on your bravest face.

Though we might have precious little...
It's still precious.

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Posted 25 May 2010 - 09:28 AM

View PostKopite Girl, on 25 May 2010 - 09:05 AM, said:

What? No Bollock me go this post. You are losing the plot! But while I'm here, what are sexual morals? :P

David, your post made me laugh. I'm scary? You haven't met my alter ego yet. She's fun!

Kate, Tanita. When I try the innocent 'it wasn't me I swear' look, it never works. My ex used to say I have eyes that tell a different story. So, I tried the virginal innocent schoolgirl look. It didn't last long.

And yes, boys. There is photographs. :lol:

[/knockthemdead]
Sexual morals??  It's more fun for us if you never find out :whistling:

Did your virginal innocent schoolgirl look turn out something like ST Trinians by any chance?? :lol:

Edited by pabloh20, 25 May 2010 - 09:29 AM.

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#1233 Kate's Dirty Sister

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Posted 25 May 2010 - 11:07 AM

View PostKopite Girl, on 25 May 2010 - 09:05 AM, said:


Kate, Tanita. When I try the innocent 'it wasn't me I swear' look, it never works. My ex used to say I have eyes that tell a different story. So, I tried the virginal innocent schoolgirl look. It didn't last long.

And yes, boys. There is photographs. :lol:

[/knockthemdead]

Shame, that can really come in handy!!  Anyway we can't see your eyes so I bet you could easily pull it off on here...
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#1234 Kopite Girl

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Posted 26 May 2010 - 12:51 PM

View Postpabloh20, on 25 May 2010 - 09:28 AM, said:

Sexual morals??  It's more fun for us if you never find out :whistling:

Did your virginal innocent schoolgirl look turn out something like ST Trinians by any chance?? :lol:

Well. I went to Shorefields, got moved to St. mary's -ran by nun's of all people, got my arse kicked out and went to King David. Yeah, the all boys school. Loved it there!

But my uniform looked like st trinians afterwards :P

See KDS. I try. I really do! That little devil always wins!
In the sweetest child, there's a vicious streak.
In the strongest man, there's a child so weak.
In the whole wide world, there's no magic place.
So you might as well rise, put on your bravest face.

Though we might have precious little...
It's still precious.

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#1235 Argento Reloaded

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Posted 26 May 2010 - 02:02 PM

View PostQuiet One, on 22 May 2010 - 06:42 PM, said:

How dare you? This is a highly advanced, liberal and deeply catholic country.
We only prosecute people for incest if it is not made with procreative intent.

Are we living in the same country?
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#1236 pabloh20

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Posted 26 May 2010 - 02:28 PM

View PostKopite Girl, on 26 May 2010 - 12:51 PM, said:

Well. I went to Shorefields, got moved to St. mary's -ran by nun's of all people, got my arse kicked out and went to King David. Yeah, the all boys school. Loved it there!

But my uniform looked like st trinians afterwards :P

See KDS. I try. I really do! That little devil always wins!
You know what happens to Homer when someone mentions doughnuts??  That's what happens to me when St Trinians school uniforms are mentioned :lol:
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Posted 26 May 2010 - 08:58 PM

View Postpabloh20, on 26 May 2010 - 02:28 PM, said:

You know what happens to Homer when someone mentions doughnuts?? That's what happens to me when St Trinians school uniforms are mentioned :lol:

Scary :lol:
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Posted 27 May 2010 - 11:11 AM

View PostKopite Girl, on 26 May 2010 - 12:51 PM, said:


...got my arse kicked... and went to King David... loved it there!

That little devil always wins!

So much for the discretion we discussed, young lady.  And, for the last time, it's Prince David; get it right!





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#1239 Kopite Girl

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Posted 27 May 2010 - 03:47 PM

View PostPersevere, on 27 May 2010 - 11:11 AM, said:

So much for the discretion we discussed, young lady.  And, for the last time, it's Prince David; get it right!






I thought you liked big poppa? :P

But fair enough, I let myself in for that, made me laugh hard. Thanks David :)
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So you might as well rise, put on your bravest face.

Though we might have precious little...
It's still precious.

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Posted 27 May 2010 - 03:52 PM

View PostPersevere, on 27 May 2010 - 11:11 AM, said:

So much for the discretion we discussed, young lady.  And, for the last time, it's Prince David; get it right!






I thought you were angry about the word 'little'. Oh well...

#1241 Kopite Girl

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Posted 27 May 2010 - 06:09 PM

View PostLabradoRacer, on 27 May 2010 - 03:52 PM, said:

I thought you were angry about the word 'little'. Oh well...

Excellent! Jay's on form. I still want my money! :lol:
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In the strongest man, there's a child so weak.
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So you might as well rise, put on your bravest face.

Though we might have precious little...
It's still precious.

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Posted 27 May 2010 - 06:21 PM

View PostKopite Girl, on 27 May 2010 - 06:09 PM, said:


Excellent! Jay's on form. I still want my money! Posted Image

Er, Steph, about the money thing, people here don't know the context. So, er, you ought to let them know that you're not a pr... HEY! Stop hitting me! I'm just looking at out for you.

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Posted 29 May 2010 - 02:30 PM

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The post exist no more. Posted Image


Edited by AleHop, 09 June 2010 - 09:01 PM.

Fray Luis de León said:

As we were saying yesterday...
Fray Luis de León wrote mystical poems which prompted Cervantes to proclaim León "a genius who astounds the world and who, in ecstasy, might rob us of our senses." León was also an active man who taught at the University of Salamanca, translated classical and biblical literature, and wrote on religious themes. Twice denounced before the Inquisition, he was imprisoned for "heresy," though he returned to the University to later hold the chairs of Moral Philosophy and Biblical Studies.

Tradition has it that he began his lecture the first day after returning from four years' imprisonment with the words "as we were saying yesterday..."

#1244 JHS

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 08:57 PM

Welcome to loonydom all the new loonies members.
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#1245 Shani

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:33 AM

Hello all,

I'm Shani, and I'm a McLaren supporter from Sydney.
I've been in a few F1 forums before, but they all tend to turn to everyone attacking each other, so I thought I'd start afresh :)

I've been following F1 since I could barely remember, because my father is a crazy Ferrari fan.
Interesting dinner conversations/arguments followed. (aka attacking each other's teams)

So yeah, that's really about it :)

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 07:14 AM

Welcome Shani. No one attacks anyone here unless they or you are a fan of any of the below:

Alonso
Massa
Hamilton
Button
Webber
Vettel
Hulkenberg
Barrichelo
Trulli
Kovalinen
Senna
Chandok
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Glock
Kubica
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Rosberg
Alguesssaaarriiriryrri
Buemi
Red Bull
MCLaren
Ferrari
Mercedes
Virgin
Lotus
HRT
Toro ROsso
Renault
Sauber
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Force India


However, if you like Sutil, then you will fit in even better as we are all gay for him, as he is such a happy, gay driver we all look up to and want to be when we grow up.

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 07:21 AM

View PostShani, on 04 July 2010 - 12:33 AM, said:

Hello all,

I'm Shani, and I'm a McLaren supporter from Sydney.
I've been in a few F1 forums before, but they all tend to turn to everyone attacking each other, so I thought I'd start afresh :)

I've been following F1 since I could barely remember, because my father is a crazy Ferrari fan.
Interesting dinner conversations/arguments followed. (aka attacking each other's teams)

So yeah, that's really about it :)

Oh dear. You escape the frying pan and straight into the fire. Well, everyone here will probably attack you too, but in the end we'll hug you and give you cookies and.....wait....where the hell am I?

Oh, that's right. Just hang in there, keep posting and we'll all get a long fine. Except for the Quiet One. Everyone hates that guy (don't tell him, though, we like to string him along).

So....welcome!
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#1248 HandyNZL

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 07:28 AM

I thought it was that guy Autumnpuma we were stringing along....

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 07:30 AM

/cry
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That's all I'll ever need.
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"Gilles was the last great driver. The rest of us are just a bunch of good professionals."
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Posted 04 July 2010 - 01:55 PM

View PostShani, on 04 July 2010 - 12:33 AM, said:

Hello all,

I'm Shani, and I'm a McLaren supporter from Sydney.
I've been in a few F1 forums before, but they all tend to turn to everyone attacking each other, so I thought I'd start afresh Posted Image

I've been following F1 since I could barely remember, because my father is a crazy Ferrari fan.
Interesting dinner conversations/arguments followed. (aka attacking each other's teams)

So yeah, that's really about it Posted Image

Howdy! Strange as it may seem, 'Shani' is a Hindu God that rains misery & trouble on his victims. Bring it on!

#1251 Rainmaster

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 01:57 PM

Hello Shani - welcome to our small corner of the net.

Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness ~ Ludwig Wittgenstein

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 11:17 PM

View PostShani, on 04 July 2010 - 12:33 AM, said:

Hello all,

I'm Shani, and I'm a McLaren supporter from Sydney.
I've been in a few F1 forums before, but they all tend to turn to everyone attacking each other, so I thought I'd start afresh :)

I've been following F1 since I could barely remember, because my father is a crazy Ferrari fan.
Interesting dinner conversations/arguments followed. (aka attacking each other's teams)

So yeah, that's really about it :)

Welcome to TF1. Enjoy yourself. Make posts that I can reply to so I can get up to 1500 posts so I can change my display name to "Maure Walker." It would mean a lot to me.

View PostHandyNZL, on 04 July 2010 - 07:14 AM, said:

However, if you like Sutil, then you will fit in even better as we are all gay for him, as he is such a happy, gay driver we all look up to and want to be when we grow up.

Sutil? I thought the burly hulking E98 Ethanol-drinking (the other 2% is pure testosterone, of course) manly men like Winkelhock were more your type. You always find a way to surprise me.

View PostThe Professor, on 04 July 2010 - 01:57 PM, said:

Hello Shani - welcome to our small corner of the net.

Our small corner's been growing over the last 24 hours. I suspect something big has happened in F1 but I'm too bored to figure out what. It speaks wonders of the good posters here that I stay around :P

#1253 Kopite Girl

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 07:09 AM

Hello Shani.

Leave now and never come back while you still have your sanity.

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In the sweetest child, there's a vicious streak.
In the strongest man, there's a child so weak.
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So you might as well rise, put on your bravest face.

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It's still precious.

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#1254 Shani

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 08:02 AM

View PostKopite Girl, on 05 July 2010 - 07:09 AM, said:

Hello Shani.

Leave now and never come back while you still have your sanity.

Gollum. Gollum. Sorry, bad cough.


hahah! I feel as though it is a bit too late for my sanity, but thank you for the warning.


And thank you all for the warm welcome.

Oh, and LabradorRacer, I get mistaken very often for being Indian,
especially because of my name, but I am not :) :)

And I will post as much as I can so you can change your name to 'Maure Walker', which I think is a pretty good effort ;)




...And aren't we all gay for Sutil? ;)

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 04:48 PM

View PostShani, on 04 July 2010 - 12:33 AM, said:

Hello all,

I'm Shani, and I'm a McLaren supporter from Sydney.
I've been in a few F1 forums before, but they all tend to turn to everyone attacking each other, so I thought I'd start afresh :)

Welcome! This is a nice, friendly forum where no1 attacks any1 or is an undercover troll who tries to get abuse to see how much abuse he/she/it can take, certainly not maure!
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On the grid now.

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 03:49 PM

I want ferrari to go black and gold as well

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Posted 07 January 2011 - 03:51 PM

gilipollas

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As we were saying yesterday...
Fray Luis de León wrote mystical poems which prompted Cervantes to proclaim León "a genius who astounds the world and who, in ecstasy, might rob us of our senses." León was also an active man who taught at the University of Salamanca, translated classical and biblical literature, and wrote on religious themes. Twice denounced before the Inquisition, he was imprisoned for "heresy," though he returned to the University to later hold the chairs of Moral Philosophy and Biblical Studies.

Tradition has it that he began his lecture the first day after returning from four years' imprisonment with the words "as we were saying yesterday..."

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Posted 10 February 2011 - 08:34 PM

Hi everyone, I'm an F1 fan from the UK, in the middle of a design project for uni, which relates to future motorsport.  

You'll probably turn away in disgust at someone putting a survey link in their first post, but I assure you I'm not a troll.  It's just 6 very simple questions.  It may even promote a discussion regarding the future of electric vehicles, who knows!

Anyway if you have an interest in the sport, which I assume you do on this forum, I'd be very grateful for a minute of your time:

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/XBYXYWN

#1260 Kopite Girl

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Posted 10 February 2011 - 09:06 PM

Welcomes Pazuzu. I'm a historian and studied demonology and specialist subject is occult history. Your screen name is interesting. Sumerian God of plagues or Babylonian king of the demons of the wind.

Or is it just from the roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons? If it was the former, as I said, interesting. Maybe you've just made yourself a new friend. :lol:
In the sweetest child, there's a vicious streak.
In the strongest man, there's a child so weak.
In the whole wide world, there's no magic place.
So you might as well rise, put on your bravest face.

Though we might have precious little...
It's still precious.

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