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My stupid **** of an ex thinks I'm actually jealous he's got a new lap dog. Sure, Jodie-Talulah. Knock yourself out! In fact, I know he reads this forum. You are a pathetic stalking small c#cked prick who needs to stay the **** out of my life. Take your bitch, and have plenty of little canines. I. DONT. CARE.

Sorry guys had to be done. Had enough of the sociopath's antics now.

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My stupid **** of an ex thinks I'm actually jealous he's got a new lap dog. Sure, Jodie-Talulah. Knock yourself out! In fact, I know he reads this forum. You are a pathetic stalking small c#cked prick who needs to stay the **** out of my life. Take your bitch, and have plenty of little canines. I. DONT. CARE.

Sorry guys had to be done. Had enough of the sociopath's antics now.

:clap3: classic!!!

This brandy I'm having is starting to talk.....quite loudly, I think I should log off.....

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Why do Americans pronounce 'zero' as 'oh'? (I culled it from Hollywood & TV, so American friends here, let it slide if it's not the case)

Are you also getting drunk or is this question meant to be rhetorical?

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Are you also getting drunk or is this question meant to be rhetorical?

Yay, and with thought provoking question I've managed 5000 post...another round comin up

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My stupid **** of an ex thinks I'm actually jealous he's got a new lap dog. Sure, Jodie-Talulah. Knock yourself out! In fact, I know he reads this forum. You are a pathetic stalking small c#cked prick who needs to stay the **** out of my life. Take your bitch, and have plenty of little canines. I. DONT. CARE.

Sorry guys had to be done. Had enough of the sociopath's antics now.

If that's your kind of guy then definitely I would ask you out on a date. Plus, I don't have any dogs.

Think about it.

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He's a cheese knob end that needs to let go. He had his chance, he lost me. Such a wankstain. Its funny though, the local bike (well not so local to me anymore) must have needed oiling up. Or greasing. Not sure of the correct terminology. Look forward to seeing both on Jeremy Kyle in a few weeks. :lol:

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If that's your kind of guy then definitely I would ask you out on a date. Plus, I don't have any dogs.

Think about it.

:lol: :lol:

Meow?

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:clap3: classic!!!

This brandy I'm having is starting to talk.....quite loudly, I think I should log off.....

Oh, my dearest Bradley, please stay. Let your fingers get fluid and free.

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Why do Americans pronounce 'zero' as 'oh'? (I culled it from Hollywood & TV, so American friends here, let it slide if it's not the case)

Jay: This is true. Take a simple numerical postal code like 02809. Most would pronounce it as, "O, two eight O nine." It is nothing less than emblematic of the decline and fall of Western Civilization. The United States, always insistent on being first in everything, is merely in the vanguard but beware as it will spread. (That's a bit harsh, old bean.)

Which leads me to the continuing degradation of language and those who seem to revel in their own stupidity. The world is going the way of moronic acronyms and sound bites. When pressed, many people are incapable of stringing words into a sentence either verbally or in print. Perhaps we are returning to the beginning of communication, a period of grunts and shrugs.

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Jay: This is true. Take a simple numerical postal code like 02809. Most would pronounce it as, "O, two eight O nine." It is nothing less than emblematic of the decline and fall of Western Civilization. The United States, always insistent on being first in everything, is merely in the vanguard but beware as it will spread. (That's a bit harsh, old bean.)

Rest assured, I (& hopefully others too) will try to resist this disease. I've been successful in avoiding the apostrophe-in-plural disease so far, so there's hope I can see through this too.

Perhaps we are returning to the beginning of communication, a period of grunts and shrugs.

Hey, then there's hope we may return to the days where a man would bop a woman's noggin with a club & drag her off to his lair.

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Hey, then there's hope we may return to the days where a man would bop a woman's noggin with a club & drag her off to his lair.

Return?? Oh bollocks, don't tell me we have stopped doing the only pick-up method that ever worked for me.

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You guys are very rude sometimes. :nono1:

You do realise there might be women reading this thread? I for one don't want them getting very offended wise to our tricks!

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Return?? Oh bollocks, don't tell me we have stopped doing the only pick-up method that ever worked for me.

:lol:

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The old club eh? Its fine lads. I have a metal skull, so probably get hold of the club and your balls and feed them to Mr pet, T-Rex! :lol:

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Those stupid yank b@st@rds that are ruining Liverpool FC better be killed or I will get Steph & a few other Scoursers to kill em! I hope they die a lonely painful death as they deserve to by turning LFC into a laughing stock!

Good day!

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Jay: This is true. Take a simple numerical postal code like 02809. Most would pronounce it as, "O, two eight O nine." It is nothing less than emblematic of the decline and fall of Western Civilization. The United States, always insistent on being first in everything, is merely in the vanguard but beware as it will spread. (That's a bit harsh, old bean.)

Which leads me to the continuing degradation of language and those who seem to revel in their own stupidity. The world is going the way of moronic acronyms and sound bites. When pressed, many people are incapable of stringing words into a sentence either verbally or in print. Perhaps we are returning to the beginning of communication, a period of grunts and shrugs.

Sadly, I agree.

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The old club eh? Its fine lads. I have a metal skull, so probably get hold of the club and your balls and feed them to Mr pet, T-Rex! laugh.gif

Since when did King Kong become pally with T-Rex?

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Those stupid yank b@st@rds that are ruining Liverpool FC better be killed or I will get Steph & a few other Scoursers to kill em! I hope they die a lonely painful death as they deserve to by turning LFC into a laughing stock!

Good day!

I'll do it. I'll do it for free. Danny, you're cool. I forgot to tell you that.

Jay. :lol:

Since Steve exposed himself to him? ROFL. I mean the beard lol.

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Hey, you limeys send Peter Windsor over to screw up USGP and we send Hicks and Gillett to screw your football club. Call it the new American Revolution. Eat it, b!tches!

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Hey, you limeys send Peter Windsor over to screw up USGP and we send Hicks and Gillett to screw your football club. Call it the new American Revolution. Eat it, b!tches!

You forgot to mention the Glazers coming over & ruining Man U, & doing a fine dandy job @ it :thbup: !

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Hey, you limeys send Peter Windsor over to screw up USGP and we send Hicks and Gillett to screw your football club. Call it the new American Revolution. Eat it, b!tches!

Send that fine looking Jensen Ackles man to come and sc....

;)

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Danny. You heard. Rafa going. 16 mil?

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