Rant

[monza gorilla 1]

How can I know _not_ like you?

Do you, perhaps, eat sea kittens?

Of course. Nutritious and delicious. I also hunt PETA activists.

[pabloh20 1]

Last thing Paul wants to do is look even thicker

Well, it's true, I don't like to brag, but...............hold on, you're talking about something else aren't you

Probably he didn't know where to post his comment but it fits in the Fear thread better.

Geez, Aley's on fire today

[AleHop 0]

Great stuff Alex. Made me laugh!

Geez, Aley's on fire today

On fire? Coming from you...

I have to check what those white powders I put in the coffee this morning were. Or maybe the coffee itself... Mmm...

[pabloh20 1]

On fire? Coming from you...

I have to check what those white powders I put in the coffee this morning were. Or maybe the coffee itself... Mmm...

Well, to be fair, you're not normally that quick

[AleHop 0]

Well, to be fair, you're not normally that quick

That's because I'm looking for sympathy and somebody's getting the recognition I deserve.

Steph, HELP!!!!

I need somebody...

Oh, sorry. Where's Bahrain when you need it.

[maure 1]

Of course. Nutritious and delicious. I also hunt PETA activists.

Jesus fck on that pic... beguilingly appetizing.

PETA knows tastes best. It's a fact.

[JHS 1]

RANTRANTRANTRANT!

There's my rant for today.

[BradSpeedMan 6]

Sorry. I don't understand the question. As if I cared.

Hi MG, good to see you again

[Kopite Girl 0]

I think I'll rant about myself.

I hurt someone close to me today, and although it wasn't intentional I did.

I don't know what to do to put it right.

I can be an absolute f*cking w*nkstain. I'm sorry.

[Persevere 0]

I think I'll rant about myself.

I hurt someone close to me today, and although it wasn't intentional I did.

I don't know what to do to put it right.

I can be an absolute f*cking w*nkstain. I'm sorry.

From someone who has already made a lifetime's worth of mistakes, here goes...

Not intending to do so has to count for something. Beyond that, don't beat yourself up. Assess, diagnose what you did and learn from your error. Don't repeat your mistakes. You have a basket load of friends here at the Forum who care and will try to help.

[BradSpeedMan 6]

From someone who has already made a lifetime's worth of mistakes, here goes...

Not intending to do so has to count for something. Beyond that, don't beat yourself up. Assess, diagnose what you did and learn from your error. Don't repeat your mistakes. You have a basket load of friends here at the Forum who care and will try to help.

and that my friends and Steph.... is the crux of the matter.

Wise words Mister Persevere

[Insider 0]

From someone who has already made a lifetime's worth of mistakes, here goes...

Not intending to do so has to count for something. Beyond that, don't beat yourself up. Assess, diagnose what you did and learn from your error. Don't repeat your mistakes. You have a basket load of friends here at the Forum who care and will try to help.

I agree plus 1-0 must help!

[AleHop 0]

From someone who has already made a lifetime's worth of mistakes, here goes...

Not intending to do so has to count for something. Beyond that, don't beat yourself up. Assess, diagnose what you did and learn from your error. Don't repeat your mistakes. You have a basket load of friends here at the Forum who care and will try to help.

+1

[mikathegreat2 2]

I agree plus 1-0 must help!

[Jean Todt 4]

On fire? Coming from you...

I have to check what those white powders I put in the coffee this morning were. Or maybe the coffee itself... Mmm...

Aley is spot on with anything that has nothing to do with Mclaren or Nando....

[AleHop 0]

Aley is spot on with anything that has nothing to do with Mclaren or Nando....

Thanks for the compliment.

Wait a minute...

[dribbler 6]

I think I'll rant about myself.

I hurt someone close to me today, and although it wasn't intentional I did.

I don't know what to do to put it right.

I can be an absolute f*cking w*nkstain. I'm sorry.

I think if you explain yourself, if there were circumstances out of your control and if it was unintentional, the person should quickly forgive you and move on. If they don't, forget them, they weren't worth it anyway. Concentrate on more important things going on in your life right now. Good luck.

[Quiet One 15]

I think if you explain yourself, if there were circumstances out of your control and if it was unintentional, the person should quickly forgive you and move on. If they don't, forget them, they weren't worth it anyway. Concentrate on more important things going on in your life right now. Good luck.

Yup. That's all the magic it takes.

[maure 1]

Yup. That's all the magic it takes.

You fcking charmer. Admitted, you didn't want to smile alone. Well, you got me.

Let's recap.

If they don't, forget them, they weren't worth it anyway.

Seriously, what kind of lonely madman gives this advice. If you have a real friend (close to you, not a casual acquaintance), drop on knees and fight to the end to heal their (and yours) wound. Earn their trust back (hard work? Yes, but it was done at least once already). A true friend deserves more than "they weren't worth it anyway".

Or, in other words, choke on your (perhaps, infantile) pride while someone close to you hurts _because_ of you.

My friend, Kopite Girl, make amends asap and stop at noting to express your regret.

[Quiet One 15]

You fcking charmer. Admitted, you didn't want to smile alone. Well, you got me.

Let's recap.

Seriously, what kind of lonely madman gives this advice. If you have a real friend (close to you, not a casual acquaintance), drop on knees and fight to the end to heal their (and yours) wound. Earn their trust back (hard work? Yes, but it was done at least once already). A true friend deserves more than "they weren't worth it anyway".

Or, in other words, choke on your (perhaps, infantile) pride while someone close to you hurts _because_ of you.

My friend, Kopite Girl, make amends asap and stop at noting to express your regret.

Neither I was being ironic, neither I do think that is what Steve intended to say.

What he said was exactly what you think he didn't.

On another note, I think advice on personal matters should be given sparingly. It is rarely heard and it is even less often actually helpful. And it calls for subtetly Emotional support pays off better, in my experience. But it is good to see that behind your "I'm off to p**s the entire world" attitude you actually care for other people's feelings enough to get p**sed at them having bad times

Ok, here's my rant for today: letter "Q" is overrated.

[pabloh20 1]

Ok, here's my rant for today: letter "Q" is overrated.

Maybe it is, but without it you'd be Uiet One. Doesn't have the same ring

[LabradoRacer 2]

Well, had to spend close to 4 hours standing in an art gallery for the launch of the new agency that I'm working for. Legs killing me. Absolutely no babes, save for one former Miss India, at the event. The a/c was too cold & tortured my skin. In turn, my skin tortured my bladder. In turn my bladder nagged me unbearably, asking me to relieve it of its discomfort. Well, so I trudged my way to the only loo. As the previous occupant exited the loo, I made my way in to the stench of the worst smelling turd ever. Turned out his excretions hadn't made their way to a watery grave, but were very much alive in the potty. Abusing him behind the safety of the closed door, I used the flush. Of no avail, for there was no water. Delaying the tinkle wasn't an option given the pressure. So, I was forced to pee on another man's turd (oh, back when my home had an eastern-style toilet, I'd pee on my mound. It was fun to see the well-set thing break down the way a hardened convict breaks down in an interrogation room, after being subjected to hours of Britney's music). Anyway, coming back to the topic, it was the most disgusting thing I've ever had to do. It felt like my urine's arc was a bridge for his turd to make way to my one-eyed snake.

To add further insult to insult, there was hardly any food. The tiny appetisers certainly don't count as food. Tried tasting wine. Puke. It tasted like medicine.

So that's it. A horrible day. End of rant. Thank you for pretending to listen.

[Rainmaster 7]

Well, had to spend close to 4 hours standing in an art gallery for the launch of the new agency that I'm working for. Legs killing me. Absolutely no babes, save for one former Miss India, at the event. The a/c was too cold & tortured my skin. In turn, my skin tortured my bladder. In turn my bladder nagged me unbearably, asking me to relieve it of its discomfort. Well, so I trudged my way to the only loo. As the previous occupant exited the loo, I made my way in to the stench of the worst smelling turd ever. Turned out his excretions hadn't made their way to a watery grave, but were very much alive in the potty. Abusing him behind the safety of the closed door, I used the flush. Of no avail, for there was no water. Delaying the tinkle wasn't an option given the pressure. So, I was forced to pee on another man's turd (oh, back when my home had an eastern-style toilet, I'd pee on my mound. It was fun to see the well-set thing break down the way a hardened convict breaks down in an interrogation room, after being subjected to hours of Britney's music). Anyway, coming back to the topic, it was the most disgusting thing I've ever had to do. It felt like my urine's arc was a bridge for his turd to make way to my one-eyed snake.

To add further insult to insult, there was hardly any food. The tiny appetisers certainly don't count as food. Tried tasting wine. Puke. It tasted like medicine.

So that's it. A horrible day. End of rant. Thank you for pretending to listen.

Wow, that is revolting. Thanks for sharing.

[LabradoRacer 2]

Wow, that is revolting. Thanks for sharing.

Yeah, nothing's as revolting as lack of babes.

[Rainmaster 7]

Damn right.